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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #76
    Re: why??

    Originally posted by When Satan Rules His World View Post
    ...That's quite retarded. I guess traductions aren't possible?
    Of course they are possible.

    Just so you can see that they are, I have assigned you 150 "traduction" points for your poor taste in a user name.

    With Lve, Sister Thumper

    p/s: Pastor Zeke, my mouth is watering! I'll have to make that for us for Easter dinner, along with Mother G's bacon wrapped pork roast!

    GLORY!
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    • When Satan Rules His World
      Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
      Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
      • Mar 2007
      • 17

      #77
      Re: why??

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Of course they are possible.

      Just so you can see that they are, I have assigned you 150 "traduction" points for your poor taste in a user name.

      With Lve, Sister Thumper

      p/s: Pastor Zeke, my mouth is watering! I'll have to make that for us for Easter dinner, along with Mother G's bacon wrapped pork roast!

      GLORY!
      Lol? Oh noes, you've warned me on a forum! ANGST DRAMA! Seriously, that was a bad joke and I don't really care about getting your ''warnings''. And the only thing your muth is watering for is God's ***.
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-05-2007, 12:56 AM. Reason: edited for profanity

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      • Belphegor
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2007
        • 128

        #78
        Re: why??

        Turducken and pork chop wrapped in bacon? wtf you guys must be fat as hell. normal you are americans ahha fat b**tards!
        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-05-2007, 12:56 AM. Reason: edited for profanity

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #79
          Re: why??

          Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
          Turducken and pork chop wrapped in bacon? wtf you guys must be fat as hell. normal you are americans ahha fat b**tards!
          No friend,

          Pork ROAST wrapped in bacon AND turducken.

          Beleive me, us True Chirstians(tm) get plently of excerise and are better looking, more in shape and more healthy than the general population.

          Remember Son, we ARE GOD's Chosen(r) Ones.

          Lve, Sister Thumper
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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #80
            Re: why??

            Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
            dumb blonde just for you

            du bist nur eine Schlampe

            Black metal Ist Krieg

            i am a walking dog, you won't tell me how too live my live with your lies comming from a cult such as yours.
            Du synger like en fisken! Du er min fisken hodet! ICH BIN GOTT! *Giggles* That was fun! (See? Even in other languages, ALLIE is incoherent and a Slobbering SillyFace!)

            Now that I've got that out of my system, there isn't a whole lot that I can disagree with in Belch's post.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • Star Finder
              Rock Worshipper
              • Sep 2006
              • 1092

              #81
              Re: why??

              p/s: Pastor Zeke, my mouth is watering! I'll have to make that for us for Easter dinner, along with Mother G's bacon wrapped pork roast!
              I have to mention that we made Beef kabobs with red peppers and bit of onion but the best part was that we put pieces of Slab BACON between all the sections of the kabob.

              Came out GREAT! and we did not use baby flesh.

              .
              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #82
                Re: why??

                Originally posted by jenova View Post
                Also, you said nothing about what that one other guy said. He called my friend, a human being a "demon". He has judged my friend, does that passage not apply to him as well?
                Remy called your friend a demon because your friend chose the name of a demon (Belphegor) to represent himself.

                Are you saying it's unfair to call someone that which he has announced that he is? I can't tell if you're making a joke, or if you're simply as dull-witted as your friend.
                Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                You got 4 grammars errors in the setence you wrote. Can you find one in the sentence i am writting at the moment?
                I can see six, if we include spelling:
                1. "You got" should be "You have".
                2. Numbers of one digit should be spelled out.
                3. "grammars" should be "grammatical".
                4. "setence" is misspelled. "sentence" would be correct.
                5. "i" should be capitalized.
                6. "writting" should be "writing".

                Corrected version: "You have four grammatical errors in the sentence you wrote. Can you find any in the sentence I am writing at the moment?"

                Question: Why on earth are we discussing anything with foul-mouthed imbeciles who are clearly only here to persecute us?

                Belphegor and pals: This is a Baptist Church forum. We are here to share the Truth about God and Jesus as God has written in His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible. If this is not a topic of interest to you, then you have no reason to be here.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #83
                  Re: why??

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  (See? Even in other languages, ALIE is incoherent and a Slobbering SillyFace!)
                  A lie is especially incoherent if you choose to say it in some foreign gobbledy-gook. But your switch back to Godly American seems to be a little addled. How can a lie be a "slobbering sillyface", Allie?
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Freedom way
                    Unsaved Trash and French Speaker Treat with Caution
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 31

                    #84
                    Re: why??

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post

                    Question: Why on earth are we discussing anything with foul-mouthed imbeciles who are clearly only here to persecute us?

                    Belphegor and pals: This is a Baptist Church forum. We are here to share the Truth about God and Jesus as God has written in His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible. If this is not a topic of interest to you, then you have no reason to be here.

                    I'm here to try to understand your unbeleivable ignorance of being a true christian, why you beleive an old book that it can be only an little story writed by drunk man?


                    Don't you see that the world is not the fairytale that you see in that Bible ?

                    why are you ready to beleive an thing who maybe never existed ?
                    and why the god you pray should kill everyone that don't see him as the true ?


                    and why i'll sould be an gothic if i eat some dracula cererals?

                    don't you see that the "true" you are trying to spread is only an illusion filled with contradictions and lies ?

                    have you ever try to use your brain?

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #85
                      Re: why??

                      Originally posted by Freedom way View Post
                      I'm here to try to understand your unbeleivable ignorance of being a true christian, why you beleive an old book that it can be only an little story writed by drunk man?


                      Don't you see that the world is not the fairytale that you see in that Bible ?

                      why are you ready to beleive an thing who maybe never existed ?
                      and why the god you pray should kill everyone that don't see him as the true ?


                      and why i'll sould be an gothic if i eat some dracula cererals?

                      don't you see that the "true" you are trying to spread is only an illusion filled with contradictions and lies ?

                      have you ever try to use your brain?
                      The most egregious spelling errors are in puke green. Before you start questioning anyone else's use of their brain, it might behoove you to get your use of the language correct first.

                      That out of the way, let's look at the most retarded part of your post.
                      I'm here to try to understand your unbeleivable ignorance of being a true christian
                      You say we're ignorant about what it takes to be a True Christian, then go about insulting the Bible and calling it a "fairy tale".
                      So what you're trying to say in your fractured English way is that to be a True Christian, we have to ignore the teachings of God and His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ?
                      That is some very twisted thinking, young man. We discount the lie of evolution. Does that make us true evolutionists? We believe that communism is a failed economic and political idea. Does that make us true communists? We believe that you are somewhat retarded. I've got nothing to add to that.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • Freedom way
                        Unsaved Trash and French Speaker Treat with Caution
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 31

                        #86
                        Re: why??

                        Oh so sorry master

                        You know ... If it was possible to talk here in my native language I were able to build somes perfects sentences for you my friend, but you know that the important is that we are able to understand each others nah?


                        So what I'M saying in my fractured English way, is that to be a True HUMAIN(a.k.a someone not retarded) , we have to ignore the teachings of God and His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ?

                        ----> yes ....sorry .. i'm only try to show you that your ares blinds in that faith

                        and I think you just anwsered only one question ...but there is some others that are still unanwsered

                        and so sorry for my bad english

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                        • WiccanCouple6
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 97

                          #87
                          Re: why??

                          Originally posted by When Satan Rules His World View Post
                          LOL? God doesn't exist in my books so don't go telling me he created something that's real.

                          That's what I say, but they keeping saying that the "earth PROVES god is real" speel. I still want them to PROVE hell is real. There's only ONE way to do that, hint-hint. Let's see if they catch it.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #88
                            Re: why??

                            Originally posted by Freedom way View Post
                            Oh so sorry master

                            You know ... If it was possible to talk here in my native language I were able to build somes perfects sentences for you my friend, but you know that the important is that we are able to understand each others nah?


                            So what I'M saying in my fractured English way, is that to be a True HUMAIN(a.k.a someone not retarded) , we have to ignore the teachings of God and His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ?

                            ----> yes ....sorry .. i'm only try to show you that your ares blinds in that faith

                            and I think you just anwsered only one question ...but there is some others that are still unanwsered

                            and so sorry for my bad english
                            Except we can't understand you. Why don't you go take some English classes and theology courses, then come back in a few years to show us the error of God's ways?
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #89
                              Re: why??

                              Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
                              That's what I say, but they keeping saying that the "earth PROVES god is real" speel. I still want them to PROVE hell is real. There's only ONE way to do that, hint-hint. Let's see if they catch it.
                              God says it's real. If you want first-hand proof, then help us get the states to overturn ridiculous, unholy laws that prevent us from sending you there like God commands. It doesn't even have to be all the states. Just one will do. Iowa, for example. We'd love for Iowa to obey God.
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • Freedom way
                                Unsaved Trash and French Speaker Treat with Caution
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 31

                                #90
                                Re: why??

                                so you are a little bit stupid my friend , because any people that want to understand theses sentences are able .....


                                the proof : you answered to my first post


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