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  • The Horror in Horoscope.

    God tells us

    De:4:14: And the LORD commanded me […]
    De:4:16a: Lest ye corrupt yourselves, […]
    De:4:19: And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.

    Also

    Jer:29:8: For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Let not your prophets and your diviners, that be in the midst of you, deceive you, neither hearken to your dreams which ye cause to be dreamed.
    Jer:29:9: For they prophesy falsely unto you in my name: I have not sent them, saith the LORD.

    And adds,

    Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

    Yet there are those who would still worship the stars and read their horoscope. Here’s what I have found out by studying years of data by comparing the dates of birth of Unsaved Trash with their particular sin or abomination.
    • Aries - March 21 - April 20: Fornicators (can’t keep it in their pants or their skirts on)
    • Taurus - April 21 - May 21: Inventors of evil (includes many scheming women)
    • Gemini - May 22 - June 21: The Deceitful (Catholics)
    • Cancer - June 22 - July 22: The Proud (even of their iniquities)
    • Leo - July 23 -August 21: The Envious (pretends to despise True Christians™)
    • Virgo - August 22 - September 23: All Liars (makes up verses from the Bible or says, “Ooo – God loves everyone”.)
    • Libra - September 24 - October 23: The Effeminate (men) Lesbians (women)
    • Scorpio - October 24 - November 22: Whoremongers (On the Old Landover forum there was 83 offers by Scorpios to sell their wives or daughters “temporarily”… and one rather disgusting Scorpio who was selling his son.)
    • Sagittarius - November 23 - December 22: The Unbelieving (atheists everyone of them, even those who state otherwise.)
    • Capricorn - December 23 - January 20: Homosexuals (a very high percentage of Capricorns come from San Francisco and/or are Catlick priests.)
    • Aquarius - January 21 - February 19: Hypocrites (they are the ones who try to ingratiate themselves – Jesus sees the blackness inside their souls.)
    • Pisces - February 20- March 20: Drunkards (poor spelling, no grammar, keeps repeating, “You are / Jesus is my bes’ frien’..” etc.)



    Note these are NOT predictions or prophecies; they are statistically collected under guidance of The Holy Spirit and thus are fact. They do NOT and CANNOT apply to True Christians™ as we do not sin.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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