I suspect this is a ruse and we are being rick-rolled by a vampire lover. Prove me wrong.
Oh you couldn't be farther from the truth. Forgive me if it sounded as if I was saying how "cool" or "awesome" these vampires were in my last post- I meant that the author made them "special" by lessening the power of God against them. Because she's evil. An evil, Mormon woman.
How else could I prove it?
In True vampire movies all you had to do is show a vampire a cross and it would fall down and then you would drive a stake through its heart. A vampire is no match for JESUS!
Hello friends, I have come here often, but never had anything to say, until now. I come to you with news of a new evil (new to me anyways) called Twilight! It is the first of four books of evil; books in which vampires and werewolves live side by side with humans, and even procreate with them! The main character, a young human girl, reproduces with her vampire lover while having affairs with a werewolf.
The reason why I bring this up is because this is now becoming a cult! It has swept the entire world! There are stories from Australia, across Europe (it has been translated into 12 different languages), and especially America, of fans waiting in lines for days for anything related to the books, and even tales of extreme violence when the books are disrespected. Shirts have been made, one movie has been made and the second is in the process, and there are countless websites regarding some lost souls obsession with the series. It is mind control; girls from the ages of 13-18 have an unnatural obsession with these books! The other day I was at the book store and heard girls sharing their fantasies involving the lead male vampire of the series!
I come to you for help. The second movie will start showing on 11/20/2009. We must stop this! We cannot let the female youth (and I'm sure some homers) fall into the web of these books. Do anything you can! Ban these books from your household! Boycott anything Twilight related! Don't allow your children to see the new movie New Moon. Spread word in your neighborhood! Tell your friends, don't allow them to make the mistake of allowing their daughters to become part of the mass! Tell the media! We must stop this!
These are all of the books in the series.
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
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