[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?

Salvation is not like your modern "gender fluidity" nonsense. You don't just claim an identity today and another one tomorrow. To be Saved is to be Born Again (John 3:3). Tell us, have you given yourself over to Christ yet? Have you repented of your disgusting, putrid sins yet? Have you grovelled at the feet of the Sweet Redeemer and begged for mercy yet?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Alvin, I'm pretty sure we don't know each other so why do you think I dress like a woman or act like a woman? I don't really understand how you came to that conclusion. Also, I understand everyone that joins up here is "unsaved trash" in the beginning but how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?

Well, you could start by acting like less of a jerk and helping us to spread the Word of God.

WWJDnow, I'm sure Sister Etheldreda is a good Christian...otherwise she would still be "unsaved trash" and I'm not saying she "lied", she's simply mistaken.

Oooooohhh, bad start.

[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Sister Etheldreda is a good Christian. She would never lie, about you being a woman or anything else.

If you want to reach one of our forum moderators, just ask Jesus to pass the message on. Our mods talk to Him on a daily basis.

WWJDnow, I'm sure Sister Etheldreda is a good Christian...otherwise she would still be "unsaved trash" and I'm not saying she "lied", she's simply mistaken.

[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Dave, don't you be trying to send out any pictures of yourself. Anyway, what proof is there that it would be you in the picture? Why do you dress like a woman and act like a woman? Why do you pretend to be a woman and then deny being a woman?

Alvin, I'm pretty sure we don't know each other so why do you think I dress like a woman or act like a woman? I don't really understand how you came to that conclusion. Also, I understand everyone that joins up here is "unsaved trash" in the beginning but how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?

[SoalheiraMan]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I don't think terrorism is a laughing matter. If you find that funny you probably are someone who is out to blow this beloved holy forum.

Should we inform the authorities?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Not to be argumentative but a nice lady by the name of Mary Etheldreda just gave me an infraction... I would like to point out that I am not Female so that infraction should really not be valid.

Sister Etheldreda is a good Christian. She would never lie, about you being a woman or anything else.

I hate to bring this into the public forum but I see no way to private message Mary or to reply to the infraction.

If you want to reach one of our forum moderators, just ask Jesus to pass the message on. Our mods talk to Him on a daily basis.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Really, you've met every atheist in the world? Do you realise how ignorant that post makes you sound?

Good grief, is that how you Jesus-haters get your jollies, by interstate online abuse of the elderly? Do you realize that's a felony?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Dave, don't you be trying to send out any pictures of yourself. Anyway, what proof is there that it would be you in the picture? Why do you dress like a woman and act like a woman? Why do you pretend to be a woman and then deny being a woman?

[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Maybe you're a stealth homer who had a sex change in order to trick other women into sleeping with you.

That would be a very cunning thing to do however all my parts are original equipment.

[DemonThinker96]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

You must be the biggest idiot who has ever been born. We get idiots like you each and every day and we have to rebuke them each and every time. I assure you it takes a lot of thinking to figure out how the idiot of the week is abusing his brain and to figure out how to get that brain to love Jesus Christ. There is a reason all geniuses ever born have been Christians. There is a reason all Atheists have an IQ below 40.

If your microscopic brain can handle it you should read this: Why a former atheist professor now believes faith is for smart people.

(I cannot believe I wasted my 18.000th post on this retard. Jesus really wants me to suffer to earn my entry into Heaven.)

Really, you've met every atheist in the world? Do you realise how ignorant that post makes you sound?

[Des]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Excellent question. I assure you I am not a woman and I could provide photographic proof of that fact but I'm pretty sure that would end up in another infraction.

Maybe you're a stealth homer who had a sex change in order to trick other women into sleeping with you.

[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

If you are not a woman, why did you get an infraction for being a woman speaking out of turn?

Excellent question. I assure you I am not a woman and I could provide photographic proof of that fact but I'm pretty sure that would end up in another infraction.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

If you are not a woman, why did you get an infraction for being a woman speaking out of turn?

[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Not to be argumentative but a nice lady by the name of Mary Etheldreda just gave me an infraction:
Dear JustDave,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Female unsaved trash speaking out of turn

I would like to point out that I am not Female so that infraction should really not be valid.
I hate to bring this into the public forum but I see no way to private message Mary or to reply to the infraction.

[Des]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Jeff Dunham?? Achmed the dead terrorist?? You don't get that?? Man, that's a shame. That's some funny stuff. You should watch him sometime.

What channel is he on with the Glorystar Satellite Systems? Trinity Broadcasting Network? Hope Channel? Word Network? Gods Learning Channel? Emmanuel TV?