[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Here ya go...in case you're interested.

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[JustARetard]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I don't get it, but now I suspect you're a terrorist.

Jeff Dunham?? Achmed the dead terrorist?? You don't get that?? Man, that's a shame. That's some funny stuff. You should watch him sometime.

[Des]

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Sorry. I couldn't help myself. It just seemed so fitting right there.

I don't get it, but now I suspect you're a terrorist.

[JustARetard]

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Wonder all you want Mr Terrorist. We know all about you plot to blow up our church Mr Bin Ladin.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself. It just seemed so fitting right there.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Can the members of this church think fod themselves? No, it seems not. Therefore Landover is a cult

You must be the biggest idiot who has ever been born. We get idiots like you each and every day and we have to rebuke them each and every time. I assure you it takes a lot of thinking to figure out how the idiot of the week is abusing his brain and to figure out how to get that brain to love Jesus Christ. There is a reason all geniuses ever born have been Christians. There is a reason all Atheists have an IQ below 40.

If your microscopic brain can handle it you should read this: Why a former atheist professor now believes faith is for smart people.

(I cannot believe I wasted my 18.000th post on this retard. Jesus really wants me to suffer to earn my entry into Heaven.)

[DemonThinker96]

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Can the members of this church think fod themselves? No, it seems not. Therfore Landover is a cult

[WashedWithHisBlood]

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No, cause I think a cult would kill the member of their congretation for stupid purposes; while Landover baptist on the other hand will sacrifice the blood of their righteous followers to fight for God's interests.

[Basilissa]

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"We"? Who is this "we" you speak of?

Poor thing is just delusional. Whatever white-colored substance she's sniffing in her profile picture, it's not just a flower!

[Didymus Much]

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We are not a cult but the godliest church!

"We"? Who is this "we" you speak of?

[Tinybrain]

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We are not a cult but the godliest church!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Dear Demosfen, you seem to have failed to understand what Miss Mitza had in mind. You should read her post again, because it is, in fact, very insightful.

I agree. If I wore a latex zentai suit underneath any wool item, especically one "adorned" with linen hobbles or crochet alpaca pompoms (such as are available for the dubstep abomination or at Osaka noise debauches) I would be deserving of immediate death by chopping and subsequent torture forever.

Karl Lagerfeld probably considers this unimportant but Christians know what really IS important because we read The Bible.

Why do heathens hate God? Satan is the answer and he does NOT have our best interests in mind. Very much the reverse.

[Dolores de Barriga]

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No. You can wear 100% anything over 100% anything. The point is that you can't wear anything less than 100%

Dear Demosfen, you seem to have failed to understand what Miss Mitza had in mind. You should read her post again, because it is, in fact, very insightful.

[demosfen]

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Should I remove my linen (100%) or cotton (also 100% as commanded by God) clothes before putting on the raincoat?

No. You can wear 100% anything over 100% anything. The point is that you can't wear anything less than 100%

[A Follower]

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Ummmmm I really don't understand why churches shouldn't welcome sinners to them. Isn't our whole mission on this earth to get people into heaven and to understand that they don't have to go to hell because Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Just because a person doesn't follow the word of god means they can come into a church. The church is there to help people learn about god and the bible.

Ridiculous. I suggest you read up on 2 Chronicles 23:16-21, especially verse 19. Becoming a Christian nation means putting guards at the churches to prevent heathens and unclean people from getting in. Of course, if you were Christian you would've known this as you would've read the Bible. Instead you choose to lie about God. God explained to you what to believe, you don't have to make things up, just do as He told you.

2 Chronicles 23:16-21
16 And Jehoiada made a covenant between him, and between all the people, and between the king, that they should be the LORD'S people. 17 Then all the people went to the house of Baal, and brake it down, and brake his altars and his images in pieces, and slew Mattan the priest of Baal before the altars. 18 Also Jehoiada appointed the offices of the house of the LORD by the hand of the priests the Levites, whom David had distributed in the house of the LORD, to offer the burnt offerings of the LORD, as it is written in the law of Moses, with rejoicing and with singing, as it was ordained by David. 19 And he set the porters at the gates of the house of the LORD, that none which was unclean in any thing should enter in. 20 And he took the captains of hundreds, and the nobles, and the governors of the people, and all the people of the land, and brought down the king from the house of the LORD: and they came through the high gate into the king's house, and set the king upon the throne of the kingdom. 21 And all the people of the land rejoiced: and the city was quiet, after that they had slain Athaliah with the sword.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Ummmmm I really don't understand why churches shouldn't welcome sinners to them. Isn't our whole mission on this earth to get people into heaven and to understand that they don't have to go to hell because Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Just because a person doesn't follow the word of god means they can come into a church. The church is there to help people learn about god and the bible.

Nonsense. The Bible is meant to be read. It speaks for Itself. Knowing what is written in the Bible is how one learns about God. Church is for worshiping. The Lord is very particular about how He wants to be worshiped.