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  • Widows Son
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2010
    • 90

    #661
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Brother, you need need to introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.

    When you do, tell us how much you love The dear LORD Jesus, pay tithes, educate your wives in spiritual matters (1 Timothy 2:11-12), know about the dangers of moon worshipping Muslims, believe in Sarah Palin & Creation Science, that you're not one of those Mary worshipping cathlix, and so on. If you have raped a virgin, we'll need to know that you have paid her father fifty silver shekels and married your victim (Deuteronomy 22:28-29).

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    • Frank Iero
      Unsaved trash
      • Dec 2010
      • 11

      #662
      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      Smart? I doubt I'd refer to anyone who can't tell the difference between "the Word of God" and "ALL of the Word of God" as "smart".

      Some of these churches are welcoming bastards, and goths, and wiccans, and homersexuals, and people who have divorced and remarried, and people wearing mixed-fabric clothing, and any number of other abominations within their walls! They do not follow ALL of the Word of God!
      somtimes I wear skinny jeans

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      • Christina Nickson
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2010
        • 60

        #663
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
        As can be plainly seen by a review of this eight-point "warning list" for destructive cults, Landover Baptist Church fits NO definition of a cult whatsoever!
        It's my understanding that Landover fits most if not all of the points on the list.
        Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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        • Lycia The Repentant
          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 2019

          #664
          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
          It's my understanding that Landover fits most if not all of the points on the list.
          Listen harlot, we follow our glorious, charismatic pastors' instructions to the letter because they know they've studied the Bible more extensively than any of us lowly peons. Now why don't you stop slinging around the hate-speech, accept Jesus and start tithing?
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
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          An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • Christina Nickson
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2010
            • 60

            #665
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
            Listen harlot, we follow our glorious, charismatic pastors' instructions to the letter because they know they've studied the Bible more extensively than any of us lowly peons. Now why don't you stop slinging around the hate-speech, accept Jesus and start tithing?
            That only proves my point even more.
            Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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            • Widows Son
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Nov 2010
              • 90

              #666
              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
              It's my understanding that Landover fits most if not all of the points on the list.
              A destructive cult's leader tends to be determined, domineering, and charismatic.
              Let me get this straight: you think Brother Cranky Old Man is charismatic? How could heaven live up to its name with people like you in it?

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #667
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                Originally posted by Widows Son View Post
                So, you agree, that war is always about money?
                No. Most wars, as I have repeatedly said, are about resources.
                Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
                It's my understanding that Landover fits most if not all of the points on the list.
                Please demonstrate how, point by point.

                Thanks!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Widows Son
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 90

                  #668
                  Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Most wars, as I have repeatedly said, are about resources.
                  Which resources were the US Civil War, and the Viet Nam War, about? If oil is so important, why are there no US troops in Nigeria?

                  If war is not always about money, as you claim, why did Saddam invade Kuwait? As the article you quoted says, "Saddam urged the Kuwaitis to forgive the Iraqi debt accumulated in the war, some $30 billion, but they refused."



                  You hafta admit that as sweeping generalisations go, all wars are about money, is difficult to question.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #669
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by Widows Son View Post
                    Which resources were the US Civil War, and the Viet Nam War, about? If oil is so important, why are there no US troops in Nigeria?

                    If war is not always about money, as you claim, why did Saddam invade Kuwait? As the article you quoted says, "Saddam urged the Kuwaitis to forgive the Iraqi debt accumulated in the war, some $30 billion, but they refused."

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                    You hafta admit that as sweeping generalisations go, all wars are about money, is difficult to question.
                    Explain the Vietnam, Korean and Napoleonic wars then!
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Widows Son
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 90

                      #670
                      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Explain the Vietnam, Korean and Napoleonic wars then!
                      What, to a woman? Should you not be learning, from your guardian (father, husband, etc.), about matters relevant to your station in life, such as cooking, looking after children, cleaning and gardening?

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #671
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Originally posted by Widows Son View Post
                        What, to a woman? Should you not be learning, from your guardian (father, husband, etc.), about matters relevant to your station in life, such as cooking, looking after children, cleaning and gardening?
                        No need to get upset because I proved you wrong Again
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Widows Son
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 90

                          #672
                          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          No need to get upset because I proved you wrong Again
                          Me thinks she doth protest too much.

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                          • Christina Nickson
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 60

                            #673
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            No need to get upset because I proved you wrong Again
                            Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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                            • Cath. Child Molestor
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 21

                              #674
                              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.
                              DOF?

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                              • Cath. Child Molestor
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 21

                                #675
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                True Christian™
                                Why hasn't anyone trademarked 'Unsaved Trash'? I mean, if you need a trademark to be a real Christian, don't we need a trademark to be proper unsaved trash? I mean, I don't want to be doing my whole trashiness thing wrong :S

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