[Deaner]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

blows money on churches for their imaginary friend while children are dieing of starvation and easily curable diseases

Gothtard. You'll pay a couple of hundred bucks to get a new bolt pierced in your face; why didn't you send that money to africa?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Gothtard. You'll pay a couple of hundred bucks to get a new bolt pierced in your face; why didn't you send that money to africa?

Godly point, brother.

So you're a confused cult that believes everything they read in a dirty old book so blindly that they have lost all sens of reason or logic, blows money on churches for their imaginary friend while children are dieing of starvation and easily curable diseases, fantasize about sodomy, and threaten murder to those that do not conform, using that god commands it as an excuse?

So first you say we are confused, because we believe in the Bible without question.
And then you say we only use God as an excuse? (ie our faith isn't really true.)

So should you really be so sure that WE are the confused ones here, gothtard?
Pick one vile accusation, heathen, you can't have both...
No matter how much you may hate God and us; His humble servants.


As for doing those things you want us to do, such as give money to help curing disease etc..
Why should we?

Who makes people sick and poor, or/and could easily stop it but allows it? (which pretty much equals the same thing)
God does!

Why should we interfere with His will?
When He has smited someone, He had good reason to do so.
One has to be a fool to question God's motives, as being God, He always knows better than humans.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Gothtard. You'll pay a couple of hundred bucks to get a new bolt pierced in your face; why didn't you send that money to africa?

Amen, Brotha! This crossdressin' vampire be tryin'a act like Judas up in here:

Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment. Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him, Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein. Then said Jesus, Let her alone: against the day of my burying hath she kept this. For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always. - John 12:3-8

When that snake Judas had tried to make a big deal about poor folk, JESUS had rebuked him. He had clearly stated that He be more important than any of the poor folk, and that it better for that costly ointment to be used on Him than wasted on the poor. We True Christians™ is supposed to be Christ-like in everything that we do, and it might be hard to put ourselves befo'e the poor, but that be what the Lord had done and we is called to do the exact same thang. Praise JESUS!!

[OpiatedEnnui]

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So first you say we are confused, because we believe in the Bible without question.
And then you say we only use God as an excuse? (ie our faith isn't really true.)

Pick one vile accusation, heathen, you can't have both...
No matter how much you may hate God and us; His humble servants.

Who makes people sick and poor, or/and could easily stop it but allows it? (which pretty much equals the same thing)
God does!

Why should we interfere with His will?
When He has smited someone, He had good reason to do so.
One has to be a fool to question God's motives, as being God, He always knows better than humans.

How to put this ... I'm not saying that your faith is wrong, just that it's not right. As for the both accusations, yeah I can have them both.

Actually a lot of the underprivileged countries today are in their situation because of war and manipulation. You see as soon as a war is over a lot of counties see the rebuilding process as an opportunity to make the nation in question dependent on them. So they bring their own businesses in to run the native businesses into the ground, and thereby destroy their economy. Hardly an act of 'God'.

As for myself, I do treat myself to my desires, yes, but I have also donated my last three summers volunteering in third world countries, and I plan on doing so again very soon.
Oh and Deaner, if reincarnation turns out to be correct, my guess is that you'll come back as a sheep, hope you like to graze.

As for these vile accusations against God's Church:

In regards to money..
First, nobody at LBC want money for themselves, but to use it to spread the Word of God.

We True Christians™ is supposed to be Christ-like in everything that we do, and it might be hard to put ourselves befo'e the poor, but that be what the Lord had done and we is called to do the exact same thang.

Well, then the money IS for you after all, my dear SalvationSeeker, I suspect you are a liar.

[Sista Lateefah]

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You needta stop puttin' words in folk's mouths. Though that do be typical unsaved behavior, so I is not in the least bit surprised. Where had I said anything in that post about money? The only mention of money in that post be in the scripture I had posted, but I personally hadn't said nothin' about it. I just said that we's supposed to put ourselves befo'e the poor, as JESUS had done! But we also is supposed to put the LORD befo'e ourselves, and the money that LBC get go to glurrifyin' HIS Word! So you see, Brotha Seeker do not be a liar, because puttin' yoself befo'e the poor do not mean you wants money for yoself.

And another thang... you does not need to be draggin' Brotha Seeker into my bidness and tryin' to hold him accountable for what I had said. Because even though they be no contradiction in our words (though you had tried to make it seem like that), I is only a lady, so I's never gonna be on the same level of understanding of God's Word that he be on. So if I ever says somethin' ignant (which I hadn't in this sitchation), don't be tryin'a push it off on him or any of the other Godly mens in this Church.

[Deaner]

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Oh and Deaner, if reincarnation turns out to be correct, my guess is that you'll come back as a sheep

If you're implying I want to have sex with new zealanders you couldn't be more wrong gothtard.

As for myself, I do treat myself to my desires, yes, but I have also donated my last three summers volunteering in third world countries.

Volunteering to do what? Do you really think mud-hut dweller's in africa need anymore help in the art of spitting in Christ's face?

[Brother Temperance]

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How to put this ... I'm not saying that your faith is wrong, just that it's not right. As for the both accusations, yeah I can have them both.

I'm not saying that you're a hellbound moron, just that you're an idiot who's not going to Heaven. And no, you cannot accuse us of having blind faith, while not actually having faith at all. That's what's known as a contradiction.

Actually a lot of the underprivileged countries today are in their situation because of war and manipulation. You see as soon as a war is over a lot of counties see the rebuilding process as an opportunity to make the nation in question dependent on them. So they bring their own businesses in to run the native businesses into the ground, and thereby destroy their economy. Hardly an act of 'God'.

O RLY? This is what the Lord tell us about war:

Deuteronomy 20:10 When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it.
11 And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.
12 And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it:
13 And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
14 But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
15 Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.

How exactly are we supposed to eat the spoil of our enemies and take everything that is in their cities unto ourselves without ruining their economies? Think about it.

As for myself, I do treat myself to my desires, yes, but I have also donated my last three summers volunteering in third world countries, and I plan on doing so again very soon.

Friend, redistributing your wealth to Thai ladyboys does not count as "volunteering in a third world country."

Oh and Deaner, if reincarnation turns out to be correct, my guess is that you'll come back as a sheep, hope you like to graze.

And if the atheists turn out to be correct, my guess is that your consciousness will cease at death and there will be no afterlife. If that filthy JEW Sigmund Fraud turns out to be correct, my guess is that you wish to sleep with your mother, and if that drug-addled communist Bill Hicks is correct, then all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. We can spend all day speculating about the ludicrous and obviously false delusions of stupid heathens, or we can discuss the TRUTH of God's Word. I know which I'd prefer.

[SalvationSeeker]

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How to put this ... I'm not saying that your faith is wrong, just that it's not right. As for the both accusations, yeah I can have them both.

Just like you can say something is not wrong, but still not right eh?
Obviously you can do alot of silly & illogical things, but that doesn't make them logical or clever..

Actually a lot of the underprivileged countries today are in their situation because of war and manipulation. You see as soon as a war is over a lot of counties see the rebuilding process as an opportunity to make the nation in question dependent on them. So they bring their own businesses in to run the native businesses into the ground, and thereby destroy their economy. Hardly an act of 'God'.

I'd like to point you in the direction of Brother Temperance's most Godly answer..

But also, regard this simple fact: God controls everything.
So if what you say is true, then He allows it to happen.
Thus it is His will.

What's so hard to understand about that?

Well, then the money IS for you after all, my dear SalvationSeeker, I suspect you are a liar.

As the sister pointed out, where did she ever mention money?
She didn't.


Also, do keep in mind that sister Lateefah is a woman and thus more confused and less intelligent than most men:
With people like you being the excpetion, as it's quite obvious that even a woman is less confused, and more intelligent, than you.

[Prodigal Kyle]

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Accualy, Landover IS a cult


In religion and sociology, a cult is a term designating a cohesive group of people (generally, but not exclusively) a relatively small and recently founded religious movement

[OnYourKnees]

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Accualy, Landover IS a cult


In religion and sociology, a cult is a term designating a cohesive group of people (generally, but not exclusively) a relatively small and recently founded religious movement

In that case, "accualy", you are an ignoramus.

Landover Baptist Church was founded in 1612, as you can clearly see in the banner at the top of the page. Does that sound recent to you?

We have over 150,000 members. Does that sound small to you?

Try thinking before you post your insults against God, little man! You're booking the fast-train to Eternal Hellfire with such commentary!

[OpiatedEnnui]

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Do you have any idea what it meas to say that everything is the will of god?

In your eyes then Hitler wasn't a crazed psychopath, the people involved with 9/11 weren't terrorists, that prick that shot up Virginia Tech wasn't a complete loon? You consider them saints ...

[OnYourKnees]

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Do you have any idea what it meas to say that everything is the will of god?

In your eyes then Hitler wasn't a crazed psychopath, the people involved with 9/11 weren't terrorists, that prick that shot up Virginia Tech wasn't a complete loon? You consider them saints ...

I said no such thing. Kindly do not put your lies and hatred of Jesus into my mouth.

I said that it was the Will of God that it happen. Why can't God use a crazed psychopath or terrorists to accomplish His own ends? He moves in mysterious ways.

Either God caused or God allowed all the events you mentioned to occur, for reasons unknown to us.

What you don't seem to realize is that denying that anything which occurs is God's Will is saying that mere humans have the ability to defy God's Plan, and that He is powerless to stop us from so doing.

Are you calling God impotent?

[SalvationSeeker]

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Are you calling God impotent?

Indeed, his belief that God is impotent is most surely a Freudian slip.. Another attempt at recreating God in the image of a.. "man".
Ennu, Jesus can cure your.. condition.. should you just accept Him!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Do you have any idea what it meas to say that everything is the will of god?

Do you have any idea what it means to say that everything isn't the will of God? In your eyes, then, God is either powerless, apathetic, or just plain lazy. Which is it?

[OpiatedEnnui]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I'm saying that humans are capable of making independent choices.