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  • BadAssButterfly
    Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
    • Mar 2007
    • 232

    #31
    Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

    Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
    I too wear a Cross around my neck. I've never been attacked by a vampcokehead, I think they know not to mess with True Christians™ because behind every True Christian™ is Jesus and all of Jesus's love.
    I don't wear a cross around my neck and I've neever been attacked by a vampire either. So I guess a cross isn't necessary to protect oneself.

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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430

      #32
      Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

      Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
      Check out Laurel K Hamilton's vampire novels - they're pure pulp, but SO much fun!
      Heathen! Stop the spread of this satanic nonsense... vampires are vile creatures and should not be seen as sexy. To think such a thing is disgusting and blasphemous.

      God Bless,

      Warrior in Christ
      Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-13-2007, 12:20 AM.
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #33
        Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

        Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
        Just as sexy as my emo bf...mmmmhh! hes so hot!
        Yes, he'll be mighty hot when he's burning in eternal Hellfire!

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #34
          Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

          Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
          I don't wear a cross around my neck and I've neever been attacked by a vampire either. So I guess a cross isn't necessary to protect oneself.
          You should be GRATEFUL that Jesus haven't let some vampires kill you already.
          Instead, you mock Him for it.. Very smart.
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-13-2007, 12:22 AM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Warrior in Christ
            "Stumpy"
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2007
            • 430

            #35
            Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            You should be GRATEFUL that Jesus haven't let some vampires kill you already.
            Instead, you mock Him for it.. Very smart.
            Testing her luck like that will land her a very gruesome death indeed.

            God Bless,

            Warrior in Christ
            Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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            • Mrs. Rogers
              compassion personified
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2692

              #36
              Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

              Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
              I don't wear a cross around my neck and I've neever been attacked by a vampire either. So I guess a cross isn't necessary to protect oneself.
              Hmmm.... could it be your garlic breath keeping them at bay? Garlic is very good for you!

              And what is this "BadAssButterfly" name all about then? I know that the word "ass" is American for (God forgive me) "arse", and to my mind a "bad" backside is an enormous one ... my dear BigArseButterfly, I will be praying that you begin whipping that gigantic rear of yours into shape, and make friends with healthful foods; it should be easy enough, seeing as you've already made a cracking start with the garlic.
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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              • BadAssButterfly
                Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                • Mar 2007
                • 232

                #37
                Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                Hmmm.... could it be your garlic breath keeping them at bay? Garlic is very good for you!

                I doubt that it's garlic breath - I floss and brush my teeth and gargle after meals.

                And what is this "BadAssButterfly" name all about then? I know that the word "ass" is American for (God forgive me) "arse", and to my mind a "bad" backside is an enormous one ... my dear BigArseButterfly, I will be praying that you begin whipping that gigantic rear of yours into shape, and make friends with healthful foods; it should be easy enough, seeing as you've already made a cracking start with the garlic.
                The butterfly is my totem. The Bad Ass does not refer to anatomy or to the size thereof - it refers to attitude. Although I am physically small, I have a strong self-esteem that makes me powerful. And I eat quite healthy - thank you for your concern. Mostly organically grown vegetables from my garden, seasoned with organically grown herbs (also from my garden), and free range meat about twice a week.

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                • Warrior in Christ
                  "Stumpy"
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 430

                  #38
                  Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                  Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                  The butterfly is my totem. The Bad Ass does not refer to anatomy or to the size thereof - it refers to attitude. Although I am physically small, I have a strong self-esteem that makes me powerful. And I eat quite healthy - thank you for your concern. Mostly organically grown vegetables from my garden, seasoned with organically grown herbs (also from my garden), and free range meat about twice a week.
                  Tell us about the copious amounts of Christian babies you've eaten too heathen. How many have you taken now? 20, 30?

                  God Bless,

                  Warrior in Christ
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • BadAssButterfly
                    Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 232

                    #39
                    Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                    Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                    Tell us about the copious amounts of Christian babies you've eaten too heathen. How many have you taken now? 20, 30?

                    God Bless,

                    Warrior in Christ
                    Nary a one - sorry to destroy your fantasies.

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #40
                      Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                      Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                      Nary a one - sorry to destroy your fantasies.
                      That would mean you have taken several as the children of satan always lie, very much like your father himself.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Warrior in Christ
                        "Stumpy"
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 430

                        #41
                        Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        That would mean you have taken several as the children of satan always lie, very much like your father himself.
                        Thank GOD for our ability to tell the difference between the lost and the satanically directed!

                        God Bless,

                        Warrior in Christ
                        Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-13-2007, 02:00 AM.
                        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                        • BadAssButterfly
                          Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 232

                          #42
                          Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                          That would mean you have taken several as the children of satan always lie, very much like your father himself.
                          .


                          Again, sorry to disappoint you, but my dad is an ordinary human man, much like yourself, only with a firmer grip on reality.

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                          • Warrior in Christ
                            "Stumpy"
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 430

                            #43
                            Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                            Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                            .


                            Again, sorry to disappoint you, but my dad is an ordinary human man, much like yourself, only with a firmer grip on reality.
                            IF we didn't care about your salvation we wouldn't waste our effort typing to you. Realize that you are being directed by THE FATHER OF LIES, satan himself. You need to turn away from your destructive godless lifestyle immediately, lest the rapture come tomorrow and you find yourself stuck in the tribulation! Wouldn't you rather go straight to Heaven like the rest of us?

                            God Bless,

                            Warrior in Christ
                            Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                            • BadAssButterfly
                              Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 232

                              #44
                              Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                              Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                              Wouldn't you rather go straight to Heaven like the rest of us?
                              Not if it means spending an eternity with folks like you.

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                              • Warrior in Christ
                                "Stumpy"
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 430

                                #45
                                Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                                Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                                Not if it means spending an eternity with folks like you.
                                Enjoy burning for eternity then.

                                God Bless,

                                Warrior in Christ
                                Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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