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  • #91
    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    Remember, vampires are supposed to be living dead creatures who are parasites on humans. Parasites are never strong, stylish, or sexy. They rely on host organisms to survive.
    It's an interesting thought: if vampires were real, would the relationship between vampires and humans resemble that between negroes and taxpayers?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #92
      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

      Depends on what vampires you're referring to. Just like humans, I would assume most vampires would be different. Some might be very violent bloodsuckers, other may prefer to retain a sense of dignity despite what they are.
      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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      • #93
        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
        Depends on what vampires you're referring to. Just like humans, I would assume most vampires would be different. Some might be very violent bloodsuckers, other may prefer to retain a sense of dignity despite what they are.
        Yes, some parasites are quite dignified.

        I'm speaking, of course, of tape worms.

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        • #94
          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

          Fictional vampires might be parasites, but many are pretty parasites so I don't mind so much.
          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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          • #95
            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
            Fictional vampires might be parasites, but many are pretty parasites so I don't mind so much.
            Rose, just to spare you a lot of time, my guess is that 90% of the people here really don't give a hoot about vampires or vampire fiction or movies or the actors who play them.
            Some may find the whole genre and topic mind numbingly unexciting.
            You want real scary?
            Try the republican party. Or for that matter, xtians, like the fine examples here. They'll give any sane person the heebie-jeebies guaranteed.

            As to the vampire topic here, if there are any nitwits who truly consider themselves blood-drinking vamps, my guess is the people here at landover's only concern would most likely be 'why aren't they tithing to landover??'
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            • #96
              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              As to the vampire topic here, if there are any nitwits who truly consider themselves blood-drinking vamps, my guess is the people here at landover's only concern would most likely be 'why aren't they tithing to landover??'
              Good point there.
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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              • #97
                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                Fictional vampires might be parasites, but many are pretty parasites so I don't mind so much.
                What about the real-life vampires, the JEWS? I'm not referring here to their practice of sucking the lifeblood out of a country's economy, although that happens too, I'm talking about metzizah b'peh. Aka "Jewish vampire paedophile blowjobs". What do you make of that, eh?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #98
                  Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                  I'm guessing you're using 'vampire' as a metaphor now.
                  "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                  • #99
                    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                    I'm guessing you're using 'vampire' as a metaphor now.
                    Brother Temperance certainly is not using 'vampire' as a metaphor. He makes the point clearly that it is not the metaphoric sucking of the life blood out of a countries economy that he is talking about!

                    Rose, I have to ask you this. Have you been drinking Rose? You don't seem to be functioning right now at even your usual level of "intelligence" (I am using the term loosely). Are we in communication with someone who is inebriated Rose? Are you under the influence of liquor? Or some other substance? Narcotics? Marijuana?

                    Rose, I am asking you, if you are in a bibulous state, to leave these Holy boards immediately and not return until you are sober.

                    Thank you.
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • #100
                      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                      Brother Temperance certainly is not using 'vampire' as a metaphor. He makes the point clearly that it is not the metaphoric sucking of the life blood out of a countries economy that he is talking about!

                      Rose, I have to ask you this. Have you been drinking Rose? You don't seem to be functioning right now at even your usual level of "intelligence" (I am using the term loosely). Are we in communication with someone who is inebriated Rose? Are you under the influence of liquor? Or some other substance? Narcotics? Marijuana?

                      Rose, I am asking you, if you are in a bibulous state, to leave these Holy boards immediately and not return until you are sober.

                      Thank you.
                      I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Don't ever plan to do the latter two.
                      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                      • #101
                        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                        I'm guessing you're using 'vampire' as a metaphor now.
                        While, as Brother Enobarbus points out, I was actually referring to the literal drinking of blood, may I take your thumbs-up as meaning that you feel that vampirism is an appropriate metaphor for the sinister yids?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #102
                          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                          I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Don't ever plan to do the latter two.
                          Why don't you plan to accept Jesus Rose? With your Goth lifestyle it is only a matter of time before paranoia completely over takes you and you are shooting up some shopping mall while screaming bad poetry about the divinity of your cooter.

                          Become a Christian so you can be a kind a loving person like us.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • #103
                            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                            I know plenty of people that are kind and loving without being Christians. I don't plan to shoot anyone either, I'm against violence.
                            "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                            • #104
                              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                              I know plenty of people that are kind and loving without being Christians. I don't plan to shoot anyone either, I'm against violence.
                              Chile, does you think them chillrens that had shot up that Columbo place had planned that? I's sure they was just like you until them demons became too strong fo' them, then the demons had made them plan that attack on them po' Christian folk. Didchoo know that they be a goth in the Bible? Mmmhmm, Jesus had even healded him.

                              And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him. And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
                              ... And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand; ) and were choked in the sea. - Mark 5:2-5, Mark 5:13

                              Just like you and yo goth friends, this man had been up in there cryin' and cuttin' on hisself all the time. And he probably woulda shot up some'a Jesus's followers too if JESUS had not gone up in there and kicked them demons outta his booty. But you know what? If you just gives yo life ovah to HIM, then He can kick them demons outcho behind befo'e they has a chance to make you shoot up a schoo'. Doesn't you want to save lives, as well as save yoself from damnation? Repent yo Christ-hatin' ways and come to HIM so you can get yoself Saved©. PRAISE JESUS!

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                              • #105
                                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                                Ohhh Vampires are real, I know quite a few of them who don't come out until after midnight.

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