[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Question from a witch.

Really? You don't think eating our babies has any effect on our communities?

!!! I have never harmed a child in my life! Nor have I killed any human being or consumed the flesh of one. That is against my own religious beliefs, the calling God has given me not to harm anyone! If anyone is eating anyone's children, let them be punished by both man and God, but that is not me, I can only assure you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Question from a witch.

!!! I have never harmed a child in my life! Nor have I killed any human being or consumed the flesh of one. That is against my own religious beliefs, the calling God has given me not to harm anyone! If anyone is eating anyone's children, let them be punished by both man and God, but that is not me, I can only assure you.

Then you're a poor example of a witch! When you pray to Satan, do you apologize for not eating Christian babies?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Question from a witch.

!!! I have never harmed a child in my life! Nor have I killed any human being or consumed the flesh of one. That is against my own religious beliefs, the calling God has given me not to harm anyone! If anyone is eating anyone's children, let them be punished by both man and God, but that is not me, I can only assure you.

Sir,

Your' deceptive use of the word "God" is offensive and will no longer we tolerated in this forum. You have clearly stated you are pagan, that immediately precludes you from being any type of Christian.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Question from a witch.

Eddie claims to be a witch and also claims to not practice any of the rites or spells. Then five seconds later says he practices his craft.

Sounds to me like he thinks he is Harry Potter. Son, do you take lithium?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Question from a witch.

Eddie claims to be a witch and also claims to not practice any of the rites or spells. Then five seconds later says he practices his craft.

Sounds to me like he thinks he is Harry Potter. Son, do you take lithium?

Brother Hutchins, as I stated in his introduction post, until he takes the water test it is all moot.

Jesus is not amused by him

[JennyD]

Re: Question from a witch.

OH, no no no no. I don't think that murderers or rapists should go without punishment! The difference there is that as a witch, I practice my craft privately and do not seek to have any effect on Christians, their communities or freedoms or anything. I don't know of any witches who do, except perhaps to pray for peace between Christians or bring blessings upon all people.

Exactly, you pray that we should abandon God's commands and be "friends" with those He commands us to execute, like witches and sodomites. This way, we can join you in eternal torture in Hell.

Do you think we do not know what you desire?

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: Question from a witch.

Witch refers to a male or a female. Warlock means traitor, not a male witch.

WRONG, retard! A male witch is a Wizard OR Warlock. Everyone knows this. Of course, homosexual Wizards like to call themselves 'Witches', because it makes them sound like sissies.

!!! I have never harmed a child in my life!

LIAR!!! It's a well known fact that ALL Witches drink the blood of aborted babies, masturbate openly over passing children in the street, have orgies with dead animals, and put newborn babies into the belly of a cow! - We have PROOF! You freaks are sick in the head.

A rapist or killer, well, rapes or kills! A society cannot hold together under threat of such horror! !

Horror? What horror? I think a Witch is far more dangerous to children than all the rapists, pedophiles, and murderers in the World. Because, unlike practicing witchcraft, God won't throw your limp corpse into the fires of Hell for rape or murder, IF you marry the girl you raped, OR have murdered someone God WANTED killed (ie, witches, sodomites, children who curse their parents). Whereas, ALL Witches do REAL damage to children, as they lead them away from God, and onto the path that leads to eternal damnation. Now THAT is child abuse.

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Question from a witch.

WRONG, retard! A male witch is a Wizard OR Warlock. Everyone knows this. Of course, homosexual Wizards like to call themselves 'Witches', because it makes them sound like sissies.



LIAR!!! It's a well known fact that ALL Witches drink the blood of aborted babies, masturbate openly over passing children in the street, have orgies with dead animals, and put newborn babies into the belly of a cow! - We have PROOF! You freaks are sick in the head.



Horror? What horror? I think a Witch is far more dangerous to children than all the rapists, pedophiles, and murderers in the World. Because, unlike practicing witchcraft, God won't throw your limp corpse into the fires of Hell for rape or murder, IF you marry the girl you raped, OR have murdered someone God WANTED killed (ie, witches, sodomites, children who curse their parents). Whereas, ALL Witches do REAL damage to children, as they lead them away from God, and onto the path that leads to eternal damnation. Now THAT is child abuse.

ROFLMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude, you have a picture of me putting a baby into the belly of a cow (disgusting)? That's it, I'm deleting my Facebook, LOL.

Look, there are bad people out there. They do bad things in the names of both Satan and God. I guess my word isn't good enough to convince you, so I'm not going to try. I don't hurt children. Calling myself a witch doesn't hurt children. I don't try to turn children into witches. Nor do I try and get people to worship "Satan" or go to "hell." I'm glad I disagree with you on these things: It must be hard to live in a world where everyone is your enemy.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Question from a witch.

Hi! My name's Eddie, and I'm new to these forums.

Hi, Eddie.

I am not a Christian

Bye, Eddie.

If I am going to hell (for practicing witchcraft, for being a homosexual, for all of my other sins, etc.) then why would a Christian prosecute me for these things?

Why wouldn't we?

Has not God already lined up the heaviest punishment available for me?

Trust me, if you'd ever seen a Landover Baptist witch hunt, you wouldn't think that Hell was worse.

Witches choose new names for themselves

I'd hide it too if I were as evil as you are.

Many call themselves Raven

Short for Raving, no doubt.

Or they will try to pick a name with a deeper, more subtle connection.

Such as Dick.

For example, a witch who is trying to follow the path of light and right action may begin to call himself Luke, a name with origins in the original word for "light."

Lucifer is a name with orgins in the orignial word for "light" too.

Others will not choose a name, but pray until God gives them a special word.

God gave everyone His Word. It is the Holy Bible. Try reading it sometime. And not backwards.

The difference there is that as a witch, I practice my craft privately and do not seek to have any effect on Christians, their communities or freedoms or anything.

God wipes out entire cities for tolerating witchcraft and homerism. New Orleans was a warning shot.

A rapist or killer, well, rapes or kills!

Did they teach that to you at Hogwarts?

Look, there are bad people out there. They do bad things in the names of both Satan and God.

You're right. The word for the first is witch, the word for the second is Catholic.

It must be hard to live in a world where everyone is your enemy.

It's surprisingly easy. You don't need to do much independent thinking when you already know all of the answers.

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Question from a witch.

Hi, Eddie.

Hi!

Bye, Eddie.

Um, okay.

Why wouldn't we?

I thought you said goodbye...?
Um, because Jesus told you to love one another? And persecution and love don't really work together.

Trust me, if you'd ever seen a Landover Baptist witch hunt, you wouldn't think that Hell was worse.

Wow. There isn't some sort of Christian law against blasphemy? How can you assume you know hell? Crazy.

I'd hide it too if I were as evil as you are.

Uh, dude, you just me me. How do you know if I'm evil or not?

Short for Raving, no doubt.

Uh, what? No, it's a bird.

Such as Dick.

What?
...
What?

Lucifer is a name with orgins in the orignial word for "light" too.

Well, yeah, since before his fall he was the brightest of the angels, according to the story, right? I don't see your point. Are people named Luke supposed to be the Devil now? :/ That's kind of a stretch.

God gave everyone His Word. It is the Holy Bible. Try reading it sometime. And not backwards.

Why would I read it backwards? That makes no sense. I have read it. Um, forwards.

God wipes out entire cities for tolerating witchcraft and homerism. New Orleans was a warning shot.

What's homerism? And why would God care about New Orleans?

Did they teach that to you at Hogwarts?

Well, no. I hope I'm not the first person to tell you this, but Hogwarts is a fictional place. It doesn't exist. People can't actually point a wand at a teacup and turn it into a mouse, or any of the other magic that exists in the world of Harry Potter. The natural laws of the universe don't allow things like that to happen. I'm sorry.

You're right. The word for the first is witch, the word for the second is Catholic.

Uh, what? I don't worship satan. I don't believe in satan. Who told you witches worship satan? That's just weird. People who worship satan are called satanists, not witches.

It's surprisingly easy. You don't need to do much independent thinking when you already know all of the answers.

I, wow. That explains a lot. Why wouldn't you want to do any independent thinking? That's what makes us human, and capable of adaptation to our environment. Without independent thinking, the Bible wouldn't exist.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Question from a witch.

I thought you said goodbye...?

It's our forum, that's why I'm staying. Didn't you see the Unsaved Unwelcome! in our header?

Um, because Jesus told you to love one another? And persecution and love don't really work together.

As Jesus said, Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. Matthew 10:34

Wow. There isn't some sort of Christian law against blasphemy?

Gosh darned right there is.

How can you assume you know hell?

It's described in the Bible. Plus, there are a few Christians who've been there:

See? We don't make claims that we can't back up with proof.

How do you know if I'm evil or not?

You're a witch and a homo. The Bible tells us not to suffer a witch to live and that homos are worthy of death.

Are people named Luke supposed to be the Devil now?

No, just if they're Catholics. Or homos. Or witches. Which are all pretty much the same thing anyway.

What's homerism?

It's what God makes you do because you worship idols.

And why would God care about New Orleans?

Because it was filled with homos and voodoo witches.

People can't actually point a wand at a teacup and turn it into a mouse

The Bible is filled with witches committing various sorts of witchcrafts. It's very real.

Who told you witches worship satan? That's just weird. People who worship satan are called satanists, not witches.

Tomato, tomahto.

Why wouldn't you want to do any independent thinking?

Because thinking for yourself can turn you into a homo and a witch.

[HolyMoly!]

Re: Question from a witch.

God specially demands we execute witches were ever we find them (Exodus 22:18-19) Anyway since as The Bibles tells us the blood split of those execute for breaking God's laws is upon the law breakers we persecute no one. You witches persecute yourselves.

From a practical stand point we have to protect our community. From you logic we should also allow serial killers, rapists and Democrats to wander around hurting people because God will punish them in the hereafter for their crimes.

God is a lie, you fool. Christians must be slaughtered and their blood given willingly to the dark lord Satan. Praise him and you will be given mercy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question from a witch.

God is a lie, you fool. Christians must be slaughtered and their blood given willingly to the dark lord Satan. Praise him and you will be given mercy.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and my congregation everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Question from a witch.

Witch refers to a male or a female. Warlock means traitor, not a male witch.

No, a witch is a female. A warlock is a male.

A "male witch" is a cross dressing faggot.

Main Entry: war·lock
Pronunciation: \ˈwȯr-ˌläk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English warloghe, from Old English wǣrloga one that breaks faith, the Devil, from wǣr faith, troth + -loga (from lēogan to lie); akin to Old English wǣr true — more at very, lie
Date: 14th century
1 : a man practicing the black arts : sorcerer — compare witch

Main Entry: 1witch
Pronunciation: \ˈwich\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English wicche, from Old English wicca, masculine, wizard & wicce, feminine, witch; akin to Middle High German wicken to bewitch, Old English wigle divination, and perhaps to Old High German wīh holy — more at victim
Date: before 12th century
1 : one that is credited with usually malignant supernatural powers; especially : a woman practicing usually black witchcraft often with the aid of a devil or familiar : sorceress — compare warlock

I'm glad I could educate you a little bit about the difference between a witch and a warlock.

[SUV]

Re: Question from a witch.

Sweet Sufferin' JESUS! A jooish "witch!"

Shouldn't you more Properly be termed a "dybbuk?"

How's Qaballah Study w/Satan coming along?

(That was a 'moot' question, by the way.)