[Brother Temperance]

Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No

Not that I believe in the xtian/biblical/abrahamic god or heaven or hell, because I don't, and I never will.

You'll find that state of denial a lot harder to maintain when you're drowning in the Lake of Fire!

That is Buddha.

That's one hell of an afro that nappy-headed manwhore is sporting. Now, I've got a question for you -why on earth would any sane, rational True Christian™ want to condemn theirself to Hell by studying a false chink demon?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

It is written that he once said that if you see the Buddha along the road, kill him.

lol, where is that written? I see you'd like to take target practice at little Buddha figurines by tropical plants in my town's nursery

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No

You'll find that state of denial a lot harder to maintain when you're drowning in the Lake of Fire!

That's one hell of an afro that nappy-headed manwhore is sporting. Now, I've got a question for you -why on earth would any sane, rational True Christian™ want to condemn theirself to Hell by studying a false chink demon?

Because he's teaching can end suffering in your mind.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No

Because he's teaching can end suffering in your mind.

Friend,

Do you really think you can stop God from putting it back in?

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No

Friend,

Do you really think you can stop God from putting it back in?

No, but I always do meditation. I do it all the time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No

No, but I always do meditation. I do it all the time.

Meditation is a well-known way of communing with satan. Stop that nonsense at once. Get on your knees and pray to Jesus Christ!

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No

Meditation is a well-known way of communing with satan. Stop that nonsense at once. Get on your knees and pray to Jesus Christ!

Meditation is a good way of talking to Jesus, too.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

Ok. Here are the basic things of the Buddha:

The Noble Truths:

1. All is suffering

2. The origin of suffering

3. The Cessation of suffering

4. The path to the cessation suffering


The 1st truth is basicly this; everybody suffers. You, me, everybody. The 2nd one is that to find out what is couseing our suffering. The 3rd is to find out how to get rid of it. And the 4th is finally not haveing to suffer from that thing again by doing on a path to get rid of it.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

lol, where is that written? I see you'd like to take target practice at little Buddha figurines by tropical plants in my town's nursery

It is part of a Zen Buddhist koan. I can not give you the answer because that is not the point of a koan. More to the point is that you should be paying attention to the Bible (KJV1611).

Buddha figurines are nemesis possessions and should be smashed and buried in your back yard to improve drainage.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

Ok. Here are the basic things of the Buddha:

Thank you, but we are not interested in viewing boodah's "things".

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

It is part of a Zen Buddhist koan. I can not give you the answer because that is not the point of a koan. More to the point is that you should be paying attention to the Bible (KJV1611).

Buddha figurines are nemesis possessions and should be smashed and buried in your back yard to improve drainage.

I have two happy Buddha stautes, and I like to rub thier bellys! They bring good luck! Why would you ever smash them? That would bring you bad luck for sure!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

I have two happy Buddha stautes, and I like to rub thier bellys! They bring good luck! Why would you ever smash them? That would bring you bad luck for sure!

And yet you admit in another thread that you are quite willing to eat Christian babies. do you imagine that behavior will bring you "good luck"?

The truth is, there is no such thing as luck, good or bad. Everything that happens is because God wants it thus. Yes, even the bad things.

So when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

Glory!!

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?




Go, ahead. Rub his belly. You'll feel better. It'll bring good luck, too!

[kikirnw]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

Go, ahead. Rub his belly. You'll feel better. It'll bring good luck, too!

I think his boobs are bigger than mine. I don't know would that be a d cup? Atleast my tummys smaller though.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Want to learn about Buddha?

Go, ahead. Rub his belly. You'll feel better. It'll bring good luck, too!

Gadzooks, but this one's exceptionally imbecilic. I just hope we can keep him away from Father Lester - the Good Lord only knows what that awful Papist pederast would be able to trick the poor simpleton into rubbing for good luck.