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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #286
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
    Commanded to follow secular law - thats an interesting way of putting it??
    What is so intresting about it retarded one?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • bonzo2
      • Mar 2007
      • 144

      #287
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      What is so intresting about it retarded one?
      'Intresting' been at the juice again BV LOL? Just the use of the word commanded which implys that there is a lack of choice! Just like non christians being told to follow the bible! what do you think intersting question or not?

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #288
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
        Commanded to follow secular law - thats an interesting way of putting it??
        Matthew 22:21 They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

        Mark 12:17 And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

        I can quote Luke as well, if you'd like. Then there is always this one...

        Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #289
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
          'Intresting' been at the juice again BV LOL? Just the use of the word commanded which implys that there is a lack of choice! Just like non christians being told to follow the bible! what do you think intersting question or not?
          What's the question?

          They're called the Ten COMMANDMENTS, not the Ten Suggestions.

          Laws are LAWS, not "things you really should consider".

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          • bonzo2
            • Mar 2007
            • 144

            #290
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            What's the question?

            They're called the Ten COMMANDMENTS, not the Ten Suggestions.

            Laws are LAWS, not "things you really should consider".

            Yes I agree follow laws that make sense and are not there to oppress or persecute man or woman

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #291
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
              'Intresting' been at the juice again BV LOL? Just the use of the word commanded which implys that there is a lack of choice! Just like non christians being told to follow the bible! what do you think intersting question or not?
              Disobeying God and end up in Hell with damn fools like you is always the option.

              You really are too stupid to get the basics of anything, much less religion, aren't you?

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #292
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
                'Intresting' been at the juice again BV LOL? Just the use of the word commanded which implys that there is a lack of choice! Just like non christians being told to follow the bible! what do you think intersting question or not?
                I'm sorry, did you spot a typo in Bobby-Joe's post? (By the way: Bobby-Joe's initials are NOT BV, I don't care how European you are) That must have been terribly upsetting for you, I'm sure.
                Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
                Yes I agree follow laws that make sense and are not there to oppress or persecute man or woman
                But what about rules which don't make sense? Don't you see how, if every individual makes their own choices about which laws to follow and which laws to ignore, no law can have any universally binding authority? That's why it is vital that we must follow all God's commandments, no matter how little sense they appear to make.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                  Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                  Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 90

                  #293
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2007 Please Read!

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  October is the High-Season for witch hunting and we have some important guidelines to discuss. Please print a copy of this bulletin to keep in the field.

                  SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

                  Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

                  CONTEST: Fattest Witch, Ugliest Witch, Fattest&Ugliest Witch.

                  Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.

                  CONTEST: Same as above.

                  Oct 22-31 ANYTHING GOES! All weapons and methods, NO LIMIT, NO RULES!

                  CONTEST: Most Creative Kill, Funniest Kill, Best Kill Photo.

                  PLEASE POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS AND CONTEST ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD.
                  you are so crazy i cant believe it u think god will save u if u kill those who dont believe in him, the ones who are really staying in hell are you...the bible says god accept us all doesnt it????

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #294
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2007 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                    you are so crazy i cant believe it u think god will save u if u kill those who dont believe in him, the ones who are really staying in hell are you...the bible says god accept us all doesnt it????
                    Exactly where in the Holy Bible does God command us to accept all?

                    God hates sodomites and gothtards like you, scriptkiddie.

                    God doesn't love everybody:

                    Proverbs 6
                    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


                    Accept Jesus now.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #295
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2007 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                      you are so crazy i cant believe it u think god will save u if u kill those who dont believe in him, the ones who are really staying in hell are you...the bible says god accept us all doesnt it????
                      Appparently, you haven't READ God's Word.

                      How about you read Numbers 31, which will give you just one example of how God treats those who don't follow Him?

                      Here's a link to it, so you don't have to go buy a Bible or anything.

                      God commands us to kill witches. "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live," sound familiar?

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                      • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                        Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                        Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 90

                        #296
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Hahahaha yeah right, no wonder why ur going to hell, and yes i have read the bible and yes it says he hates the lying tongue and all that stuff, but whatever im not gonna keep fighting against idiots...

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #297
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                          Hahahaha yeah right, no wonder why ur going to hell, and yes i have read the bible and yes it says he hates the lying tongue and all that stuff, but whatever im not gonna keep fighting against idiots...
                          Then what else are you going to do? Friend, over 70% of the United States' population describe themselves as Christians, or "idiots" are you so patronisingly call them. That's an awful lot of people to ignore.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #298
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                            Hahahaha yeah right, no wonder why ur going to hell, and yes i have read the bible and yes it says he hates the lying tongue and all that stuff, but whatever im not gonna keep fighting against idiots...
                            My dear, you're not even capable of writing a complete sentence. It takes a lot of gall for you to call us idiots.

                            Incidentally, you're not arguing with us. You're arguing with God's Word. Dare you call God, the Creator of the Universe, an idiot?

                            Do you not know that God gives his unfathomable, unconditonal love only to those who follow every word of His Word without thinking or questioning?

                            You really need to educate yourself on the Bible. I suggest you go to www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html and take a few Bible quizzes, and see just how little you really know on the subject!

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                            • Fallen Angel
                              Resident gothtard witch
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 197

                              #299
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                              Hahahaha yeah right, no wonder why ur going to hell, and yes i have read the bible and yes it says he hates the lying tongue and all that stuff, but whatever im not gonna keep fighting against idiots...
                              i hope u dont go we need more ppl here too show the christans that they should be more excepting and were all just ppl. its nice to have some1 here who make sense too.
                              sigpic

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                              • Lady Sorrow
                                Godly woman
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 87

                                #300
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                A question for the dear Pastors, will there be another hunt this year? I'd so love to participate, is it permissible for a lowly woman to do so? If not, I'd love to help cook meals for any Godly men in my area while they go on a hunt.

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