[Brother Temperance]

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(Van Helsing is one of my favorite movies, you know...)

I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.

I'll thank you not to mention Rachael and that twit of a hotel heiress in the same breath. Rachael has more sense in her nail parings than Hilton has in her whole body.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.

Uhh, BT sweetie, that wasn't me in the video you're thinking of.
But thanks for being all concerned like that, that's sweet of you. As sweet as a Landover Baptist can be, anyway.

I'll thank you not to mention Rachael and that twit of a hotel heiress in the same breath. Rachael has more sense in her nail parings than Hilton has in her whole body.

Aww, thanks! You're a very nice lady.
I'm glad to hear you hate that stupid, spoiled little tart as much as I do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll thank you not to mention Rachael and that twit of a hotel heiress in the same breath. Rachael has more sense in her nail parings than Hilton has in her whole body.

VanHellbound is a witch who commits sin more often than you change your socks. She cooks and eats Christian babies and dances skyclad for her satanic master.

Sister Paris has been seen clutching a Holy Bible and has made a robust love offering to God's favorite church.

Not that females have much in the way of sense, but I'd say Sister Hilton has shown remarkable poise during her ordeal. VonManhater is just as clearly hellbound.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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VanHellbound is a witch who commits sin more often than you change your socks. She cooks and eats Christian babies and dances skyclad for her satanic master.

For the last time, the only 'baby' I've ever eaten is veal! Unless you're claiming that those baby cows were xtian cows.
As for dancing skyclad, too cold this time of year.

Sister Paris has been seen clutching a Holy Bible and has made a robust love offering to God's favorite church.

A publicity stunt, no more. No doubt advised by her PR rep.

Not that females have much in the way of sense, but I'd say Sister Hilton has shown remarkable poise during her ordeal. VonManhater is just as clearly hellbound.

POISE??
After blubbing uncontrollably over how she'll die in jail, after a mere 20-something days?
Although, fingers crossed, hopefully she'll get that vain, spoiled little ego punched down to size.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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POISE??
After blubbing uncontrollably over how she'll die in jail, after a mere 20-something days?
Although, fingers crossed, hopefully she'll get that vain, spoiled little ego punched down to size.

Unfortuantely, I doubt that will happen with the media posting reports this morning about how she was Fine after her first night in jail - I have a feeling it's going to become "The Simple Life Behind Bars."

[roserougesang]

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I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.

Actually, G-Baby is referring to this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Unfortuantely, I doubt that will happen with the media posting reports this morning about how she was Fine after her first night in jail - I have a feeling it's going to become "The Simple Life Behind Bars."

Dear gods, I hope not. But it wouldn't be surprising if they decided to televise the whole thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

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POISE??
After blubbing uncontrollably over how she'll die in jail, after a mere 20-something days?
Although, fingers crossed, hopefully she'll get that vain, spoiled little ego punched down to size.

Well you two are going to have to get your fantasies about Christian white girls being raped by black harlots using broom sticks elsewhere. Los Angeles County Jail has celebrity jail cells were she will be kept away from the riff raff. (I know this because I had to bail Petal out of one several years ago when she was falsely accused of animal cruelty in that Van Nuys Cat Drowner nonsense. PRAISE Jesus her judge saw it Jesus' way after we helped him with that bank loan!)

They put those cells in so the normal spate of Hellywood degenerates would be spared being raped by Buck negros like Jesus wants them to be. Looks like this is going to be another time Satan's tools are turned against him as those very same cells will protect Sister Paris during her unfair imprisonment. I think Schwarzenegger should be ashamed of calling himself a Republican now that he refused to pardon Sister Paris.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well you two are going to have to get your fantasies about Christian white girls being raped by black harlots using broom sticks elsewhere. Los Angeles County Jail has celebrity jail cells were she will be kept away from the riff raff. (I know this because I had to bail Petal out of one several years ago when she was falsely accused of animal cruelty in that Van Nuys Cat Drowner nonsense. PRAISE Jesus her judge saw it Jesus' way after we helped him with that bank loan!)

They put those cells in so the normal spate of Hellywood degenerates would be spared being raped by Buck negros like Jesus wants them to be. Looks like this is going to be another time Satan's tools are turned against him as those very same cells will protect Sister Paris during her unfair imprisonment. I think Schwarzenegger should be ashamed of calling himself a Republican now that he refused to pardon Sister Paris.

BJ, You and Zeke are the ones who continually bring up rape fantasies. Projecting much?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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BJ, You and Zeke are the ones who continually bring up rape fantasies. Projecting much?

It is a little scary, but what's even more scary is what BJ must get up to when he goes into his prayer closet for a couple of hours with what he claims to be a copy of 'True Christian™ men's monthly'.

[Bobby-Joe]

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It is a little scary, but what's even more scary is what BJ must get up to when he goes into his prayer closet for a couple of hours with what he claims to be a copy of 'True Christian™ men's monthly'.

They have very good articles.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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They have very good articles.

Oh, I'm sure they do. Articles. Yes.

[G-Baby]

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Actually, G-Baby is referring to this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/

At least one person who gets it, I wasn't referring to Miss Van Helsing. I was referring to the movie. But anyway...

[Kate West]

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um... I am a little confused. Doesn't the bible say 'thou shalt not kill'?