[La Vie Boheme]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Please stop talking about Moonflower! Many years ago she was a forgotten waif who was thrown overboard from a boatload of Venezeluan refugees and recovered by the Coast Guard who rescued her against all odds in the horrible tossing swells of the Icy North Caribbean sea. She accepted Christ as her savior and I adopted her as my own step-granddaughter once removed...after all,
her skin IS dark so obviously she couldn't be my REAL adopted granddaughter!

Anyway, after giving her a name suitable for a half-darkie (Poquito Carnitas), a good education in the kitchen and scullery and teaching her to clean house and kill and gut animals for the table as a decent Baptist husband would expect, the ungrateful little tart ran away into the woods and became a WICCAN! She even rejected the loving name I had given her and became known as MOONFLOWER.

I almost didn't survive the shock. I still try to keep the hunters from nailing her skin to the trophy house wall every October, but I can't protect her forever and she will end up as SATAN'S sphincter.

My point is that hearing that name is painful to me.

I am very sorry that I brought you that pain, sir. What you did for her was very generous. This might be a bit bold, but, you did the best you could to bring her up right, but free will is still present, is it not? It was her choice, after all. Again, I'm sorry if that was rude of me to say, I just thought it needed to be said. Again I am very sorry sir, God bless.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Actually, no Sister. I've just seen her around the forums before I had a chance to register is all. She seemed fairly nice, which is why I was thankful. Pardon me if I was being rude.

Please stop talking about Moonflower! Many years ago she was a forgotten waif who was thrown overboard from a boatload of Venezeluan refugees and recovered by the Coast Guard who rescued her against all odds in the horrible tossing swells of the Icy North Caribbean sea. She accepted Christ as her savior and I adopted her as my own step-granddaughter once removed...after all,
her skin IS dark so obviously she couldn't be my REAL adopted granddaughter!

Anyway, after giving her a name suitable for a half-darkie (Poquito Carnitas), a good education in the kitchen and scullery and teaching her to clean house and kill and gut animals for the table as a decent Baptist husband would expect, the ungrateful little tart ran away into the woods and became a WICCAN! She even rejected the loving name I had given her and became known as MOONFLOWER.

I almost didn't survive the shock. I still try to keep the hunters from nailing her skin to the trophy house wall every October, but I can't protect her forever and she will end up as SATAN'S sphincter.

My point is that hearing that name is painful to me.

[La Vie Boheme]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

How do you know of Moonflower?
Is there something you're not telling us?

Actually, no Sister. I've just seen her around the forums before I had a chance to register is all. She seemed fairly nice, which is why I was thankful. Pardon me if I was being rude.

[Talitha]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Is this really necessary??? Well, at least MoonFlower will be spared.

How do you know of Moonflower?
Is there something you're not telling us?

[La Vie Boheme]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

October is the High-Season for witch hunting and we have some important guidelines to discuss. Please print a copy of this bulletin to keep in the field.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

CONTEST: Fattest Witch, Ugliest Witch, Fattest&Ugliest Witch.

Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.

CONTEST: Same as above.

Oct 22-31 ANYTHING GOES! All weapons and methods, NO LIMIT, NO RULES!

CONTEST: Most Creative Kill, Funniest Kill, Best Kill Photo.

PLEASE POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS AND CONTEST ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD.

Is this really necessary??? Well, at least MoonFlower will be spared.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

YOU GUYS ARE ****ING RACIST FREAKS! HORRIBLNESS REMOVED! I'M PURPOSELY POSTING HTIS PORN TO GET YOU GUYS TO SLAP OUT OF YOUR FOOLISH FANATIC WAYS. LOOK AT THIS PORN AND LIKE IT THEN STOP BEING DISCRIMINATIVE, CHRISTIAN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DISCRIMINATIVE!

Dear Lord! And on a Sunday! We are too supposed to discriminate, especially against unsaved scum like you . . .

For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
NOW be gone SODOMITE!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

YOU GUYS ARE ****ING RACIST FREAKS! [gay-porn link removed] I'M PURPOSELY POSTING HTIS PORN TO GET YOU GUYS TO SLAP OUT OF YOUR FOOLISH FANATIC WAYS. LOOK AT THIS PORN AND LIKE IT THEN STOP BEING DISCRIMINATIVE, CHRISTIAN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DISCRIMINATIVE!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

[True_One]

Re: Our First Bagged Wiccaden!

You are surely the most foul in my eyes. For you are evil. No son of God but disciple of the Devil are you.

[666porn666]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

YOU GUYS ARE ****ING RACIST FREAKS! I'M PURPOSELY POSTING HTIS PORN TO GET YOU GUYS TO SLAP OUT OF YOUR FOOLISH FANATIC WAYS. LOOK AT THIS PORN AND LIKE IT THEN STOP BEING DISCRIMINATIVE, CHRISTIAN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DISCRIMINATIVE!

[Witch Hammer]

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i am a true wiccan

Really? Your username suggests that you're a "ture" wiccan. Either way, you'll end up biting sulfur in hell as satan ravages your colon with his wickedly barbed hate-plow, witch.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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i am a true wiccan and all you little ****n ladover baptist ****s can kiss my ass. you guys will never be able to catch me or my boyfreind.

in the words of our beloved most high Pastor.........

GONG!!!!!!

[Truewiccan]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

i am a true wiccan and all you little ****n ladover baptist ****s can kiss my ass. you guys will never be able to catch me or my boyfreind.

[wiccanword]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Looks like you all lose LOL I've got a very nasty curse with your names on it LOL

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

And as to the witch hunt, no one even remotely close to catching Lilith or I. It seems with your aim you couldn't catch the broad side of a barn!

Rachael! I am shocked that you'd post such harsh words. It might be impossible for anyone to describe Lilith as svelte and keep a straight face, but she does NOT resemble a barn!

Well, not very much anyway. If you look closely, there are some differences.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Then good it is that you hippies are all pagans and vegans and therefore skinnier than a beanpole (unlike the perfectly plump True Christian(tm) figures). You just blend in with the grasses and other such plants that you enjoy smoking....