[MoonFlower]

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Why thankyou
Don't worry, if innocent forest creatures were harmed, it was not by Daisy and Raptor.

But I thought you said that the girlss in the pics I took were you and Lilith? If those girls aren't you, then don't worry. As for the Daisy and Raptor are ever in the forrest, they're welcome. Damnien (my psycho kitty) might have a problem with that, but he'll eventually get over it. My other kitties would love company.

Please clarify whether it was you and Lilith in those pictures...

Moon

So what will you do when you find the witches?

You talking to me or to the TC's??

Moon

[Ixi]

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So what will you do when you find the witches?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Kick @ss names for your bodyguards.

Why thankyou

It's not that I want you to end up in one of BJ's fishnets, but...you were obviously feasting on something in my forrest and since every living creature (Mike currently one of them) in the forrest is protected by me, I feel it's my obligation to chase down anything/anyone that harms them. You could do whatever you want OUTSIDE the walls of Landover (kinda protective about my boys and gals here ).

Hope we can reach some sort of agreement.

Moon

Moon, Daisy and Raptor would never harm an innocent creature. If Mike is at this moment an innocent creature in your woods they wouldn't harm him. They're well trained in what to look for, aggressors.

Don't worry, if innocent forest creatures were harmed, it was not by Daisy and Raptor.

[MoonFlower]

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Moon, I think you're lovely, and I wouldn't do or say anything to upset you but if it's a choice between ending up in one of those fishnets or having my loyal guard dogs or TCFH stop such an occurence.....well....I'm not repsonsible for what Daisy and Raptor do.

Kick @ss names for your bodyguards.

Now, do you really think it's better for me to end up in one of BJ's fishnets being dragged over to landover 'rehab'? You can't possibly think that, can you?

It's not that I want you to end up in one of BJ's fishnets, but...you were obviously feasting on something in my forrest and since every living creature (Mike currently one of them) in the forrest is protected by me, I feel it's my obligation to chase down anything/anyone that harms them. You could do whatever you want OUTSIDE the walls of Landover (kinda protective about my boys and gals here ).

Hope we can reach some sort of agreement.

Moon

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Interesting slang use there, Pastor

And it'll be a warm day in the north pole before Daisy and Raptor end up at Wu Lin's, thankyou very much.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Moon, I think you're lovely, and I wouldn't do or say anything to upset you but if it's a choice between ending up in one of those fishnets or having my loyal guard dogs or TCFH stop such an occurence.....

Those dogs will end up on the grille.. fuhgeddaboudit.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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NO WAY! God, I would have figured you two looked a lot better than the ones I saw, but hey...w/e...to each his own. If that was you two though, it'll hurt me to have to hunt you both down, but I'll do it...especially if that blood belonged to Mike. I'm a pretty agile little creature, so I doubt I'll lose any body parts...besides, I have all the creatures of the forrest on my side.

Moon

PS - Please, oh please, tell me it's not you two...it's just sad seeing how low you two have gotten.

Moon, I think you're lovely, and I wouldn't do or say anything to upset you but if it's a choice between ending up in one of those fishnets or having my loyal guard dogs or TCFH stop such an occurence.....well....I'm not repsonsible for what Daisy and Raptor do.
All they see is a need to protect and guard, otherwise they are the most gentle of creatures.

Now, do you really think it's better for me to end up in one of BJ's fishnets being dragged over to landover 'rehab'? You can't possibly think that, can you?

Why am I thinking about Vagina Dentata again.

It seems you can think of the ungodly thing or two at times, brother V. *snicker*

[Brother V]

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I'm not sure what you're into, Pastor, but I have never during anything sexual (not that it's anyone's business here) bit anyone's finger (or anything else) off!!


Well for starters Lilith has TCFH and I have Daisy and Raptor. I'd say we not only have a chance, we have favoring odds.

Why am I thinking about Vagina Dentata again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

[MoonFlower]

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Heh. Good luck catching Lilith or I. At the very least you'd lose a finger in the process, and still come nowhere near catching us.

NO WAY! God, I would have figured you two looked a lot better than the ones I saw, but hey...w/e...to each his own. If that was you two though, it'll hurt me to have to hunt you both down, but I'll do it...especially if that blood belonged to Mike. I'm a pretty agile little creature, so I doubt I'll lose any body parts...besides, I have all the creatures of the forrest on my side.

Moon

PS - Please, oh please, tell me it's not you two...it's just sad seeing how low you two have gotten.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Bah. You're just sore because of what TCFH did to the last guy who tried to capture Lilith.

That was one of our Mexican gardners'. We never did find the poor bastard's legs. That "cat" (and I use the word very losely) had enough sense to stay way from anyone with a firearm when Lilith was in rehab.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Bah. You're just sore because of what TCFH did to the last guy who tried to capture Lilith.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And still no trace of Lilith and I amongst the captives. Muahahaha....

It's a witch hunt, not an elephant safari.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And still no trace of Lilith and I amongst the captives. Muahahaha....

[Glendora Christianson]

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And this thread is NOT about Ixi's misguided self praisings! We are three days in to the hunt and I'm looking for some good Godly witch kills!

[Ixi]

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Yes. And we are changing that. Pretty soon there won't be any more non-TRUE CHRISTIANS!

PRAISE!

Keep on dreaming.