Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[GaryTheBanana]

Brothers and Sisters! Gather round! There's a new threat to our idealistic existance that God put in place for us! A few un-holy men created their own religeon! These are not words of God or any sort. He just wrote these down and claimed them as truth! These "Pastafarians" are frauds in this holy world.

http://www.venganza.org/

Seriously?! Who thinks they can just write things down and claim them as the 100% truth with no proof?! Heathens! They deserve to burn!

[Talitha]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Brothers and Sisters! Gather round! There's a new threat to our idealistic existance that God put in place for us! A few un-holy men created their own religeon! These are not words of God or any sort. He just wrote these down and claimed them as truth! These "Pastafarians" are frauds in this holy world.

http://www.venganza.org/

Seriously?! Who thinks they can just write things down and claim them as the 100% truth with no proof?! Heathens! They deserve to burn!

We are very aware of these Homers friend.
In fact, their book is now included in one of our regular Book Burning sessions.
Jesus will sort them out, REAL SOON!

Praise His Holy name

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Brothers and Sisters! Gather round! There's a new threat to our idealistic existance that God put in place for us! A few un-holy men created their own religeon! These are not words of God or any sort. He just wrote these down and claimed them as truth! These "Pastafarians" are frauds in this holy world.

http://www.venganza.org/

Seriously?! Who thinks they can just write things down and claim them as the 100% truth with no proof?! Heathens! They deserve to burn!

Did you seriously believe yourself to be the very first little unsaved imbecile to come in here mocking Jesus with this blasphemy?

You pathetic jokes won't seem quite so hilarious when Jesus sends you to eternal damnation where you will be anally assaulted by every nigra in hell...

[LEIFEY (On Moderation)]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

FOR HE WHOM MOCKS JESUS SHALT BE ANALLY RAPED BY THEM N*GGERS

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

FOR HE WHOM MOCKS JESUS SHALT BE ANALLY RAPED BY THEM N*GGERS

What's the matter? Did daddy touch you in your naughty place as a child? Racist word = Bad

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Honestly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I could understand if you found the very small group of people who still worship Quetzalcoatl, but this is utterly rediculous.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Honestly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I could understand if you found the very small group of people who still worship Quetzalcoatl, but this is utterly rediculous.

What animal did you say your soul was again?

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

At least it is something from the cutural history of the entire world, not made up from some idiot's mind. You probably don't even know who Quetzalcoatl was said to be.

[Talitha]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Honestly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I could understand if you found the very small group of people who still worship Quetzalcoatl, but this is utterly rediculous.

There is only one True God and only one True Religion.
As written in The Bible (KJV1611).
Do you think the Mooslime Faith started out with millions of followers? Of course not. Nothing pisses off God more than the Worship of false Idols.
Exodus 34:14
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

At least it is something from the cutural history of the entire world, not made up from some idiot's mind.

It's not from the cultural history of the entire world, it's something from the cultural history of South America. Only spics live there, so no-one cares about it. Do try to be less ignorant in future.

You probably don't even know who Quetzalcoatl was said to be.

A mythological spic furry resembling a giant negro tallywhacker covered in feathers.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

At least it is something from the cutural history of the entire world, not made up from some idiot's mind. You probably don't even know who Quetzalcoatl was said to be.

You believe you have an animal as your soul because of some South American druggie says so yet you say the Flying Spaghetti Monster is extreme? At lest the guy who is pushing it claims to have some scientific proof for it which more than any shaman could ever boast of. Getting stoned and then claiming your hallucination divine revelation is ludicrous. God doesn’t reveal His message to the world threw backwoods hicks.