[Brother Temperance]

Re: What religion are you?

a polytheistic religion was the first religion. By the Sumarians, btw. It is much older then Christianity. Before Christianity, there was a lot of pagan religions, and druidism. so, your religion is a lot newer then ours.

And how old is "a fusion between druidism and wicca"?

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: What religion are you?

a polytheistic religion was the first religion. By the Sumarians, btw. It is much older then Christianity. Before Christianity, there was a lot of pagan religions, and druidism. so, your religion is a lot newer then ours.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What religion are you?

hahaha.... wow... we know we are going to hell. We will meet your mother there.

Since you'll be spending all eternity in Hell (and so you'll presumably have time to meet every single sinner who ever lived), and my mother is Jewish, there's a good chance you will. What about it? At least she'll be condemned to eternal hellfire for following a proper Satanic cult, not just a bunch of nonsense some oversexed British civil servant dreamt up a few years ago.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: What religion are you?

hahaha.... wow... we know we are going to hell. We will meet your mother there.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: What religion are you?

Alright, yes, yes, we're all hellbound, we get it and can accept that we'll all be getting banged by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.

Ah, Zeke once said it was Razor Encrusted. Though perhaps it's both? Maybe even ribbed for that extra sensation.

[Kazoo]

Re: What religion are you?

Alright, yes, yes, we're all hellbound, we get it and can accept that we'll all be getting banged by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What religion are you?

This discussion is pointless.
You Jesus deniers are all going to burn in hell anyways, forever.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

If you don't believe in Jesus you will perish and burn forever in the lake of fire:
Which is just what you would deserve. Glory!

[Kazoo]

Re: What religion are you?

I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.

Eh, agnostic atheist I suppose. I personally don't believe that there is any higher power out there, but I also support that such existence can neither be proven or disproved. Of course I also feel that the existence of a supernatural being is largely irrelevant, so that could classify me as a non-theist as well...

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: What religion are you?

do you even know the difference between a wiccan and a druid? oh, and i'm still waiting on one of you to beat me with a baseball bat.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What religion are you?

i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid.

Is that the set-up for a joke? Q: What do you get when you cross a wiccan with a druid? A: I dunno, but it sure is stupid and annoying.
Hmm, there's get to be a better punchline than that.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: What religion are you?

I hear they have movie nights on Fridays.

Yeah, and they're looking forward to the show with Godly glee, too

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: What religion are you?

So, somewhat of an eclectic, then? That's cool.

Mind you, these guys will say that we're all headed for Satan's stewpot no matter what our beliefs are.

I hear they have movie nights on Fridays.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: What religion are you?

i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid. And, a bunch of other things. hahaha...... yeah.

So, somewhat of an eclectic, then? That's cool.

Mind you, these guys will say that we're all headed for Satan's stewpot no matter what our beliefs are.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: What religion are you?

I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.

Agnosticism.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: What religion are you?

Friend,

We want to save you from Hell. Well do what it takes to save you, even if it means beating you with a baseball bat to accept Christ's love. Don't force Jesus to burn you!

well, then, i hope you begin beating me with a baseball bat. Will it save me if you beat me? Please? oh, i want jesus to do it! Get jesus, and come find me, and beat me with a baseball bat.