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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    I'll get my thirst quenched. In my next life. And the one after that. And the following one. And, even the next one after that. Understand?
    Yes, I do understand that Satan has further muddled your already oxygen-deprived mind.

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  • stealtfc
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    I'll get my thirst quenched. In my next life. And the one after that. And the following one. And, even the next one after that. Understand?

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    nope. did that on purpose, lady.
    I know you purposefully lie. So does Jesus. There will be no escaping His divine justice so I'd suggest drinking as many cold beverages as possible now before it's too late and you suffer an eternal thirst that will never be quenched.

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  • stealtfc
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    nope. did that on purpose, lady.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    Hahahaha. the Bible, God, creation science and common sense are the only things that say the world is 6,000 years old. All false religions state that the world is older. Even Darwinista science suggests. The Mayans, the Aztecs, they are dead. All you have is Bible, God, creation science and common sense to back you up. I have Satan's lies.
    There. Fixed your errors.

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  • stealtfc
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    Hahahaha. the bible is the only thing that says the world is 6,000 years old. All other religions state that the world is older. Even science suggests. The Mayans, the Aztecs, they are older. All you have in the bible to back you up. I, have science, and history.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    I just read through this thread and I have to say, what a bunch of nonsense! "We're older than Christianity because we were told by Ravenbear Silverfish!" Codswallop! Baptists can trace our faith back to the very beginning of time! 6000 years ago, God created the universe and that was also the very beginning of Christianity, and you can't get any older than that. It's impossible!
    It certainly helps that, unlike the druids, we don't have any gaps because we didn't kill each other off!

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    No, I've never felt the pull toward a Gameing Mashiean -- hope I never do.

    And yes about the digital Singularity to come, your reply is one of the things I was afraid of.

    Here's a dire warning, when suddenly and horribly you sense yourself spiralling toward that wild & crazy event horizon into eternity, you won't be having fun -- you will be lost and on your way to blank white nothingness and hell.

    And thats were my expearence with the force Comes in its the same thing just on the Digatal Relm infact one could say there are thousends of Relms that are apart of us all

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

    Who Jabba?

    He lives in his parents basement, eats cheerios out of the box, wears his ratty old bathrobe all day, watches Oprah and masturbates constantly. He reads comic books and watches Star Trek reruns and thinks they're real. He plays video games an average of 17 hours per day. He also spends hours squeezing his blackheads and only bathes on Saturdays, when he goes to Baskin-Robbins because a girl from his high school works there and he hopes she'll somehow notice him when he buys the smallest cone possible, bubble gum flavor. She never will. He wishes he was attracted to girls, but deep inside he wants to be Captain Kirk's personal cabin boy and have things .... done to him.

    He is so deluded that he will probably never learn to accept the temporary sacrifice the Jesus made.
    Hahaha -- your usual brilliance, Pastor Zeke, I just laughed and laughed

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post

    GODS. Have you ever felt the pull tword a Gameing Mashiean? those are the Gods of gameing Guiding you to them the gods come in manny difrent forms and they welcome you ...

    ... and thats when we gamers will come together to form a fellowship to head to Arcadion
    No, I've never felt the pull toward a Gameing Mashiean -- hope I never do.

    And yes about the digital Singularity to come, your reply is one of the things I was afraid of.

    Here's a dire warning, when suddenly and horribly you sense yourself spiralling toward that wild & crazy event horizon into eternity, you won't be having fun -- you will be lost and on your way to blank white nothingness and hell.

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  • stealtfc
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    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Because they don't exist.

    I could publish a book on the mystical wisdom of the Ching-Chang-Chong cult, and thousands of morons exactly like you would probably buy it, but that wouldn't make it real, now would it?

    The Old Testament was first written hundreds of years before the birth of Christ. Are you telling me that the JEWS were smart enough to create "some kind of form of document" way back then, but the druids only discovered writing in 1968? They must be nearly as backwards as the Jabber Masher.

    Correct. Eventually, their bodies go back into the ground, and their souls are called home to Judgement, and then GOD condemns them to eternal suffering as punishment for following a made-up demon cult.

    There have been findings of fossils. If the entire secular scientific community have not been able to force us to believe in the myth of evilution, do you really think you, on your own, will be able to get us to buy into your crackpot implausible Cthulu Cult nonsense?

    Did they realise it?

    So you're claiming they went underground, to hide themselves from being killed by the Christian Australian Vikings, but they still went around telling people their druid secrets, even though druidism carried a death sentence?
    Have you ever heard the term apprentices?I never said they didn't discover writing until 1968. That year you pulled out of your ass, BT.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    I don't know any atheist that is indoctrinated with something. Only religious people get indoctrinated by the bible or koran,...
    No, of course, you're completely right, nobody but religious people can get indoctrinated or indoctrinate..
    The hitlerjugend for instance, was never indoctrinated with anything at all!
    FOOL!

    You can be indoctrinated with ANY belief, and that is what science is:
    Belief! (you only like to call it "theory" instead.)

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  • Peter
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Neither do the Unitarians or the Boodhists. I see they've got you indoctrinated with that atheist dogma pretty good.
    I don't know any atheist that is indoctrinated with something. Only religious people get indoctrinated by the bible or koran,...

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Actually, it's not a religion because you don't have to pray or go to church and stuff like that.
    Neither do the Unitarians or the Boodhists. I see they've got you indoctrinated with that atheist dogma pretty good.

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  • Peter
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

    So you admit atheism's a religion?

    Actually, it's not a religion because you don't have to pray or go to church and stuff like that.

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