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09-02-2007, 11:17 PM

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The Department of Faith really 'ought to change the rules so that you're either a Landover Baptist or a hellbound retard. Makes things much easier for all those concerned.

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09-04-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by leeman15251 View Post

i'm a wiccan

That's pretty unfortunate. I will pray for you.

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09-04-2007, 10:45 PM

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Atheist ^^; No time wasting here
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09-05-2007, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Poison__x View Post

Atheist ^^; No time wasting here

So then you admit to being a monkey worshiper. Aren't you at least ashamed?

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09-05-2007, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

So then you admit to being a monkey worshiper. Aren't you at least ashamed?

Why would I worship monkeys? A complete waste of time...
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09-05-2007, 11:16 AM

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I am without religion, however I am not opposed to any of them, I simply do not follow a specific one. n.n
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09-05-2007, 05:56 PM

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I didn't notice before.. But seeing you two posting after each other.. I must ask, how come you 2 fags look so very alike each other?
It's some kind of 'fabolous' gay fad you follow isn't it?

Thanks for proving once again that the gay lifestyle is nothing but a concious choice..

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09-05-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

I didn't notice before.. But seeing you two posting after each other.. I must ask, how come you 2 fags look so very alike each other?
It's some kind of 'fabolous' gay fad you follow isn't it?

Thanks for proving once again that the gay lifestyle is nothing but a concious choice..

I hear ya Brother!

I don't see what is so fabulous about two qweers playing hide the banana in each other's behinds. JESUS is sickened by it and you will surely be put to death!

You two silly little faggots need to get JESUS. TURN OR BURN before it's too late and find something more constructive to do with your "bananas"!
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09-05-2007, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

It's some kind of 'fabolous' gay fad you follow isn't it?

Another stereotype... "fabulous" (by the way, try spelling it right next time.) All you people keep calling on is stereotypes, it's as if you've never met, nor talked to any of the kind of people that you hold such a large prejudice against.
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09-05-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Poison__x View Post

Another stereotype... "fabulous" (by the way, try spelling it right next time.) All you people keep calling on is stereotypes, it's as if you've never met, nor talked to any of the kind of people that you hold such a large prejudice against.

Nonsense. I personally spent two years of my life witnessing for Christ to homers in San Fransisco. I know gay buddy.

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09-05-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Poison__x View Post

Another stereotype... "fabulous" (by the way, try spelling it right next time.) All you people keep calling on is stereotypes, it's as if you've never met, nor talked to any of the kind of people that you hold such a large prejudice against.

They're never gonna change. They don't believe in any "facts" that they don't want to be true. The only facts they will believe about us is the negative stereotypes that circle around so they can poorly attempt to justify what they say about people different then them. [Plus they're probably just jealous cause their hair isn't as nice as ours. xDDD]
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09-06-2007, 03:16 PM

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All you people keep calling on is stereotypes, it's as if you've never met, nor talked to any of the kind of people that you hold such a large prejudice against.

So it's a pure and complete coincidence that both of our local sodomites look like clones?
Come to think of it, I don't think we've received a single homer here with a picture.. who HASN'T looked like you.

If this is but a stereotype, how come it fits on fags so perfectly? How come you all conform to it?
You sound like a couple of goths, they too claim it's just a stereotype that they all dress in black, listen to Manson, and obsess over vampires..
And then they write an essay about those very subjects.

Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post

They're never gonna change. They don't believe in any "facts" that they don't want to be true.

Ditto..
Let's see:
You will (most likely) never change.
You believe you were born this depraved way, despite the FACT that with identical twins were one is gay, the other is almost always NOT.
How could that ever be if it's genetic? They would both be, in 100% of all cases, gay!
But you will not believe this fact because you don't want it to be true!

Fag-ass hypocrites.. Stop dooming America with your sodomy!

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09-09-2007, 04:23 PM

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Did you know that all these "wiccans" were lesbians. They "worship" in a all womwn group and pray to goddesses. If this is not a promotion of a female homer life style than what else could it be except a satanic driven movement to spoil the great godly females of america.
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