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  • #1

    Atheist Camel Writes Book

    I am disgusted by THIS kind of thing. An atheist camel has written a book who's sole purpose is to give ammunition to God-mocking atheists who want to debate Christians and try to weaken their faith in God. Can you imagine!?

    This kind of thing would NEVER have happened under George W. Bush.! I'll bet it's a terrorist!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

    How can a camel hold a pen with only two toes?

    I understand snakes being able to talk, but a camel being able to write? Must be some kind of joke book, right?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      How can a camel hold a pen with only two toes?

      I understand snakes being able to talk, but a camel being able to write? Must be some kind of joke book, right?
      Don't underestimate the camel's trickiness. They can even fit through the eye of a needle!

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      • #4
        Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

        Maybe the fellow is a little misguided. Perhaps all he needs is a quiet private conversation with Bobby-Joe and some of the DoF boys. I am more than willing to sign off on any affidavit needed to provide an alibi.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

          A camel that hates Jesus? That thing must be the #1 sex symbol across the entire Islamic world.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

            Camels can't write. God would not let them.

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            • #7
              Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

              Is this supposed to be a child's book?
              Or is it meant to attract simple thinkers, like this?
              Ack!

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              • #8
                Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                How can a camel hold a pen with only two toes?

                I understand snakes being able to talk, but a camel being able to write? Must be some kind of joke book, right?
                I think that camel was the most intelligent atheist they could find.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #9
                  Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

                  I thought all camels were mooslems? Maybe this is just a trick to trick young people?
                  Drama queen

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                  • #10
                    Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    I thought all camels were mooslems? Maybe this is just a trick to trick young people?
                    I always thought that all mooselimbs were camels. It turns out that quite a lot of them do iniquity with goats, however, which seems like an unusual thing to do for a camel. So probably this is not true.

                    Nevertheless, all camels are indeed mooselimbs, but all mooselimbs are atheists of course, as no one in his right-thinking mind could ever attach any kind of value to the contrived scribblings of a clan of desert barbarians who lived thousands of years ago, like the Qu'ran is. Only atheists are stupid enough to do that.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

                      ...and I don't even want to see an atheist camel-toe!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Atheist Camel Writes Book

                        Why is it that these god hating heathens have nothing better to do than debate with people of other faiths? You don't see us spending all of our time going to Atheist web sites and starting up debates. They seriously need to get a life

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