What Every American Needs to Know about Jihad

[H. Montague Worthington]

SHOUT PRAISE!! for the Terrorism Awareness Project for producing the slick video, "What Every American Needs to Know about Jihad."

It's especially valuable to present this vital information about Our Neverending Global Crusade to Eradicate Violent Islamofascist Terror™ in video form, with scary scary scary pictures and semi-researched bullet points to frighten Americans into ceding their 218-year old civil rights to fight this scary scary scary menace.

GLORY!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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SHOUT PRAISE!! for the Terrorism Awareness Project for producing the slick video, "What Every American Needs to Know about Jihad."

It's especially valuable to present this vital information about Our Neverending Global Crusade to Eradicate Violent Islamofascist Terror™ in video form, with scary scary scary pictures and semi-researched bullet points to frighten Americans into ceding their 218-year old civil rights to fight this scary scary scary menace.

GLORY!!

Godly website Brother Montague. The music alone convinced me of the terrorist's evilness.

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Brother Worthington (Peace be upon you).

I think Americans worry too much about Jihad.
Islam you must understand, is a peaceful faith and my Brothers assure me that it is only a tiny number of Muslims who bring disgrace to Islam.

We love Christians. Remember, Jesus Christ (Peace be upon him) was a Messenger of Allah.
You have nothing to fear, especially once Islam takes over as The Religion of the world

"Allah has promised to those of you who believe, and do good deeds, that He will surely grant them in the land inheritance of power as He granted it to those before them; that He will establish in authority their religion which He has chosen for them. And that He will change their state after fear to one of security and peace. They will worship Me alone and not associate aught with Me." (Qur'an Al-Noor (the Light) 24:55)

[Bobby-Joe]

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We love Christians. Remember, Jesus Christ (Peace be upon him) was a Messenger of Allah.
You have nothing to fear, especially once Islam takes over as The Religion of the world

and we love Muslims in return friend which the other reason for the War on Terror. We Christians can not abandon you Muslims to Satan and Hell fire. That is why we are in Iraq, so we can help you Muslims become saved like we are. Then Jesus will wash away your sins and all you Arabs will become white, Republican Christians like Christ wants.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am certain that if all the Iraqis would just do as America wishes and convert to Southern Baptists, there would be an Olive Garden opening in every business park in Baghdad.

Think about it, you Godless Mudslimes....... never-ending salad and breadsticks AND eternal life in heaven!!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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P.S. If there is ONE THING that can bring all of God's peoples together in peace and harmony-- Christians, Democrats, Republicans, Cathylicks, Lazy Nigras, Dirty Filthy Money-Grubbing Joos, Slant-Eyed Asian Gooks, Filthy Ignorant Mudslimes, and Godless Communist Atheists --- it's converting to Christianity and eating at Olive Garden.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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P.P.S. There has never been a single person killed by terrorists while eating at Olive Garden. The same cannot be said about many other restaurants.

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Once again Brother Worthington my friend, Peace be upon you.
When Allah (Peace be Upon him) reigns supreme I believe you will find a much tastier form of Restaurant opening in your Americas.
My favourite meal from wife number four is as follows:

Goat Testicle Stew 8 - 10 pairs of goat testicles
Salt water.
1 large chopped onion
Several chili peppers
Celery
Potatoes, butter & milk for mashed potatoes
Boil the testicles in natural saltwater. Throw onions, chili peppers and celery in the in the pot.
Let it boil for approximately 1 1/2 hours.
Serve with mashed potatoes.

I can see these soon becoming a favourite of yours too

[Sister Noddy]

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Once again Brother Worthington my friend, Peace be upon you.
When Allah (Peace be Upon him) reigns supreme I believe you will find a much tastier form of Restaurant opening in your Americas.

Hmmm ... not in my neighborhood in the Americas ... sorry ...

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Hmmm ... not in my neighborhood in the Americas ... sorry ...

Oh dear. America is in much worse trouble than I thought.

You call yourself a Minister? You are a Woman.

Why are you not at home making Butterflied Turkey Nuts or Donbalaan for your husband?

It is a mockery to Allah (Peace be upon Him) having a Woman lead a Church.

If you have no husband I can make a vacancy available but you would have to give up your Satanic Church.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh dear. America is in much worse trouble than I thought.

You call yourself a Minister? You are a Woman.

Why are you not at home making Butterflied Turkey Nuts or Donbalaan for your husband?

It is a mockery to Allah (Peace be upon Him) having a Woman lead a Church.

If you have no husband I can make a vacancy available but you would have to give up your Satanic Church.

Hold there my brownskinned friend; this is America. People are free to damn themselves as they pleased. If Minister Noddly gets it in her silly female head to pretend she can be a pastor and be a sock puppet of Satan that is her right!

This is why America must invade your countries and replace your governments with with Republican democracies. To protect your rights.

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Hold there my brownskinned friend; this is America. People are free to damn themselves as they pleased. If Minister Noddly gets it in her silly female head to pretend she can be a pastor and be a sock puppet of Satan that is her right!

This is why America must invade your countries and replace your governments with with Republican democracies. To protect your rights.

Your viewpoint is very important to me Pastor Bobby Joe, but I feel you are going a little too Liberal.
A Woman belongs in the home looking after her husband who she must obey and caring for her many children . In that way Allah will reward her in the next life.
"Allah, the All-Knowing, has promised many eternal rewards to the wife for her domestic chores. And the Prophet said. "If, while cooking food, tears come out of her eyes due to smoke, Allah will write a reward for her such as the reward of those warriors (in the way of Allah) whose eyes shed tears from the fear of Allah."

[Sister Noddy]

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Hold there my brownskinned friend; this is America. People are free to damn themselves as they pleased. If Minister Noddly gets it in her silly female head to pretend she can be a pastor and be a sock puppet of Satan that is her right!

This is why America must invade your countries and replace your governments with with Republican democracies. To protect your rights.

Thank you for your support, Bobby-Joe ...

Mr Abdul-Khaaliq, if you had read almost any one of my previous 400+ posts throughout this board, you would know that I'm a liturgical minister of the Episcopal Church USA ... and that I am NOT the head minsister, not a preacher, and not an ordained priest ...

What is a liturgical minister? ... a man or woman who has completed a course of study in Christian theology and licensed by an Episcopal Bishop to walk with the clergy in vestments, to stand with the clergy at the Altar, and to assist the clergy in giving Holy Communion during the Eucharist ...

Mr Abdul, I don't need the permission of a man to do what I do ... and my private life is my own business of course ...

Bobby-Joe, from now on I won't be talking so much about my Episcopal ministry, unless absolutely necessary to answer a question, such as in this thread ... thanks for your support here, I appreciate it!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Your viewpoint is very important to me Pastor Bobby Joe, but I feel you are going a little too Liberal.
A Woman belongs in the home looking after her husband who she must obey and caring for her many children . In that way Allah will reward her in the next life.
"Allah, the All-Knowing, has promised many eternal rewards to the wife for her domestic chores. And the Prophet said. "If, while cooking food, tears come out of her eyes due to smoke, Allah will write a reward for her such as the reward of those warriors (in the way of Allah) whose eyes shed tears from the fear of Allah."

Friend,

Too liberal? How dare you slander me, a white, Christian, Republican, American male!

Minister Noddly has the God given right to sin! That’s why Jesus gave us free will. If she doesn’t sin how can Jesus forgiver her?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Every American Needs to Know about Jihad

SHOUT PRAISE!! for the Terrorism Awareness Project for producing the slick video, "What Every American Needs to Know about Jihad."

It's especially valuable to present this vital information about Our Neverending Global Crusade to Eradicate Violent Islamofascist Terror™ in video form, with scary scary scary pictures and semi-researched bullet points to frighten Americans into ceding their 218-year old civil rights to fight this scary scary scary menace.

GLORY!!

Praise! At long last we finally have an answer to the age-old question: "Jihad: Good thing or bad?"