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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!


    Fox News reports:

    Tiger Woods started his return to golf well, scoring a birdie on the third hole of The Masters tournament in Augusta, Georgia, on Thursday. But his round actually started with one unexpected hiccup.

    A few minutes after Woods teed off on the first hole, a small plane flew over the country club hosting the tournament, carrying a banner with an off-color joke trailing behind it:

    "Tiger: Did You Mean Bootyism?"

    "Amid cheers from the crowd, we hear this noisy airplane," reported Fox News Radio’s Eben Brown, on the ground in Augusta. “We look up and see the banner and realize Tiger got punked.”

    Tiger Woods had said in his public apology to friends and family in January that he was reinvesting himself in his Buddhist faith. The banner obviously referenced that statement.
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  • eternallysaved
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    Forum Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 40

    #2
    Re: Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!

    See, this is why you don't name your kids after animals and fill their heads with New Age nonsense.

    You've got your True Christians. And you've got everyone else. Everything else is just semetics.

    Seems simple enough to me!
    James 3:8 (King James) - "But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison."

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!

      That kid can't fool me just by changing his name.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Logan
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2010
        • 220

        #4
        Re: Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!

        I wouldn't touch that woman with a ten foot poll, but tiger wood."
        God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
        -Psalms 7:11
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        • Anastasia the teenaged demon
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2010
          • 51

          #5
          Re: Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!

          Originally posted by Logan View Post
          I wouldn't touch that woman with a ten foot poll, but tiger wood."
          *giggles* a lion wouldnt cheat. but a tiger wood

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!

            It doesn't surprise me that that oversexed mongrel would embrace Buddhism (Bootyism). Buddhism is the perfect "religion" for fornicators, adulterers, and perverts because it's really just a glorified form of atheism with fat chinks and gongs. Unlike Buddhists, Christians are pure people who are not given over to impure thoughts and misdeeds such as that.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Tiger Woods' new religion: Bootyism!

              ***snicker***

              I don't see a tiger, all I see is a cheetah.
              Drama queen

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