[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praying

Oh I would, however I feel it is beyond that point. She has glass eyes. Plus I'm already preoccupied praying night and day for her morbid obesity to disappear.

If you are in doubt about God's unlimited abilities then your faith is to weak to be helped. All this is your fault!

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

If you are in doubt about God's unlimited abilities then your faith is to weak to be helped. All this is your fault!

Hmm, Maybe you are right. I will try harder. It's those bad old Catholic habits that I have trouble shying away from.

[Nobar King]

Re: Praying

Praying and praying are two different things, though.

Praying is bringing your mind to a blank; relaxing it. While praying is a reverent petition made to God.

I see what you did there. You tried to slip in your worthless Buddhist notions and you didn't think anyone would notice! Well, I'm on to you, boy. You can't trick me with your college semantics.

Praying is about God and if you can't think of Him when you're praying, then you're probably asleep at the wheel.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Praying

Praying and praying are two different things, though.

Praying is bringing your mind to a blank; relaxing it. While praying is a reverent petition made to God.

I see what you did there. That's cool.

I think you are confusing prayer with meditation. Meditation is as you said, bringing your mind to a blank and relaxing it. What you forgot to add is opening your mind to satan, getting possessed by evil spirits, and consuming large quantities of tofu.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praying

Hmm, Maybe you are right. I will try harder.

Did it work yet?

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

Did it work yet?

No, However It appears that one of her chins may be shrinking.