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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22375

    #16
    Re: Praying

    Originally posted by HellboundGreaser View Post
    Oh I would, however I feel it is beyond that point. She has glass eyes. Plus I'm already preoccupied praying night and day for her morbid obesity to disappear.
    If you are in doubt about God's unlimited abilities then your faith is to weak to be helped. All this is your fault!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • HellboundGreaser
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      • Feb 2010
      • 47

      #17
      Re: Praying

      If you are in doubt about God's unlimited abilities then your faith is to weak to be helped. All this is your fault!
      Hmm, Maybe you are right. I will try harder. It's those bad old Catholic habits that I have trouble shying away from.
      Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Praying

        Originally posted by SixPoundsOfBull View Post
        Praying and praying are two different things, though.

        Praying is bringing your mind to a blank; relaxing it. While praying is a reverent petition made to God.
        I see what you did there. You tried to slip in your worthless Buddhist notions and you didn't think anyone would notice! Well, I'm on to you, boy. You can't trick me with your college semantics.

        Praying is about God and if you can't think of Him when you're praying, then you're probably asleep at the wheel.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #19
          Re: Praying

          Originally posted by SixPoundsOfBull View Post
          Praying and praying are two different things, though.

          Praying is bringing your mind to a blank; relaxing it. While praying is a reverent petition made to God.

          I see what you did there. That's cool.
          I think you are confusing prayer with meditation. Meditation is as you said, bringing your mind to a blank and relaxing it. What you forgot to add is opening your mind to satan, getting possessed by evil spirits, and consuming large quantities of tofu.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22375

            #20
            Re: Praying

            Originally posted by HellboundGreaser View Post
            Hmm, Maybe you are right. I will try harder.
            Did it work yet?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • HellboundGreaser
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              • Feb 2010
              • 47

              #21
              Re: Praying

              Did it work yet?
              No, However It appears that one of her chins may be shrinking.
              Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.

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