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  • Ex-Pagan
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 62

    #1

    Ask about Paganism

    Well, guess I'll jump on the bandwagon xD

    Go ahead ask away, and uncover the Demonic secrets I have to tell!

    WARNING: If it turns to horror stories you may need to bash them out of your head with a ten pound KJV1611.
    To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

    John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Ask about Paganism

    Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
    Go ahead ask away, and uncover the Demonic secrets I have to tell!
    Okay. Why are pagans so mind-bogglingly stupid?

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    • Ex-Pagan
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2010
      • 62

      #3
      Re: Ask about Paganism

      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      Okay. Why are pagans so mind-bogglingly stupid?
      A lack of being Christian does that to anyone
      To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

      John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Ask about Paganism

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Okay. Why are pagans so mind-bogglingly stupid?
        Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
        A lack of being Christian does that to anyone
        I was going to guess "because they constantly fornicate in mass orgies until they get blisters on their cooters and their ears bleed and it knocks most of them senseless."

        Guess not, huh?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Ask about Paganism

          Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
          A lack of being Christian does that to anyone

          Amen, brother! I cannot believe some people can believe in strange fables that have nothing at all to do with reality.

          I'm sure you were a reluctant pagan when that lifestyle first seduced you, what is the most depraved thing they asked or forced you to do? How did you escape from their vile clutches?

          The whole lifestyle is so alien to me I cannot even comprehend it. Spells and strange Gods and blasphemous prayers and believing all of it has some relevance to your life, to the point where you actually live your life according to these nonsensical influences. It's just scary - the work of the Devil. I wish I knew how people could become so caught up in such superstitous nonsense.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Ask about Paganism

            Ask a pagan: Can you explain string theory?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Miss Cassandra
              Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
              • Feb 2010
              • 369

              #7
              Re: Ask about Paganism

              Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
              Well, guess I'll jump on the bandwagon xD

              Go ahead ask away, and uncover the Demonic secrets I have to tell!

              WARNING: If it turns to horror stories you may need to bash them out of your head with a ten pound KJV1611.
              At what point exactly in your transition from Pagan to christian did you lose your vital cerebral functions?
              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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              • qamarun
                Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
                • Apr 2010
                • 51

                #8
                Re: Ask about Paganism

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I was going to guess "because they constantly fornicate in mass orgies until they get blisters on their cooters and their ears bleed and it knocks most of them senseless."
                I see you are well informed about paganism, good for you!
                Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Ask about Paganism

                  Do pagans eat Christian babies because they taste better, or to appease their demon "gods", or is it just because they hate Christians more than they hate anybody else?

                  Or do they just have the "munchies" and grab whatever is handy?

                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Ask about Paganism

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Do pagans eat Christian babies because they taste better, or to appease their demon "gods", or is it just because they hate Christians more than they hate anybody else?

                    Or do they just have the "munchies" and grab whatever is handy?
                    I would like to follow up with this question with; why do pagans lie by denying they eat babies?

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                    • qamarun
                      Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 51

                      #11
                      Re: Ask about Paganism

                      People, you don't know a first thing about paganism!
                      Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Ask about Paganism

                        Originally posted by qamarun View Post
                        People, you don't know a first thing about paganism!
                        That's why we're asking questions about it.

                        Please start with my question, about eating Christian babies. What's the motivation for selecting Christian babies over, say, Muslim or Jewish babies?

                        Oh, another reason, maybe it's because the Christian babies have souls?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • qamarun
                          Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 51

                          #13
                          Re: Ask about Paganism

                          When I say that you don't know a first thing about paganism, that includes your delusion that pagans eat babies. Or Wiccans.
                          It's a delusion, it's not true. And this is not denying "the fact", this IS the fact!
                          Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Ask about Paganism

                            Originally posted by qamarun View Post
                            When I say that you don't know a first thing about paganism, that includes your delusion that pagans eat babies. Or Wiccans.
                            It's a delusion, it's not true. And this is not denying "the fact", this IS the fact!
                            Do you know what "delusion" means? It's a belief maintained in the face of compelling evidence to the contrary.

                            You might refer to the "atheist delusion", people who insist there's no God in spite of the evidence surrounding them.

                            However, you have not shown me proof that pagans do not eat babies.

                            Now for the truth:

                            They start with the placenta. After that, they develop a taste for baby flesh, and begin to hunger. Every time they look at a baby, they see food.

                            Now, I still want to know why CHRISTIAN babies above others?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • qamarun
                              Unsaved trash, Godmocking witch
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 51

                              #15
                              Re: Ask about Paganism

                              Well, you don't have a proof that pagans eat babies, either.
                              Have you even read the answer posted on that page?

                              I have to admit I was a bit taken aback by your question. No where in my studies have I ever run across this scenario and I'm a life long student. I was born and raised pagan and as you may or may not know paganism requires a lifetime of studying. So I decided to look this up! It appears in some parts of the world, especially among the tribes of antiquity, they do in fact eat the placenta for it's nutritional value. Animals will eat the placenta for the same reason. Wiccans/Pagans do not eat the placenta of their babies and as far as I can tell, there is no symbolism in doing so other then for the nutritional value, although some claim it helps to ward off postpartum depression and is usually taken in capsule form for those "modern" women out there who actually practice this and apparently, there are some who do so.

                              What many of us do is take the placenta home with us. Generally speaking the planting of a tree in honor of a new born baby is common practice. The placenta is put in the hole with the tree to nourish it as it grows. It's sort of like a way to give back to our Earth Mother who has blessed us with a precious baby.

                              I'm sorry that I don't have the answer you were perhaps looking for. This is a practice that is simply not done among the neo-pagan community as a whole. I do hope, at some point, you find the answer you are looking for.
                              Now, what I can claim with utmost certainty is that pagans I know do NOT eat babies. Most of them are vegetarians, just as I am. Now, you probably won't believe any of this, but at least I tried to explain and maybe someone who reads it will actually think about it and realize that the "fact" that pagans eat babies is just a bunch of bull!
                              You failed to prove your point.
                              Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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