[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Pastor, you don't actually prove that God dictated the Bible to some guy who wrote the KJV. You merely say that there is enough for everyone in the world

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

He said he can't, so why should he try it?

Oh.. I misread.
I apologize to anyone who'm I may I have offended, I thought he said he COULD prove it.
And that's the kind of arrogance I've come to expect from the lying scumbag too.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Ah! Leviticus, isn't that the book that talks about approving slavery. Are you against that, friends? It's a contradiction of today I think. Also, I'd liek you to know that i do not hate the bible, I just know that there are contradictions found in it.

You haven't read it, but you "just know" there are contradictions in it. You've visited a few atheist websites where they quote-mine the Bible and show a few out of context verses that seem to contradict each other.

Do you even know what the word "contradiction" means? Your use of it in this sentence, "It's a contradiction of today I think" shows that you do not.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I can't prove God didn't use humans as a pen. Can you prove he can?

Sure. The KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible is the most published and read book in the world and has been since it was first published. There is currently one Bible for every human on earth. Coincidence? I doubt it.

[Elk]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

This should be funny.. Go ahead and try it.

He said he can't, so why should he try it?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I can't prove God didn't use humans as a pen.

This should be funny.. Go ahead and try it.

Ah! Leviticus, isn't that the book that talks about approving slavery. Are you against that, friends? It's a contradiction of today I think.

No, we support slavery, since it's allowed in the Bible. There are even guidelines for it, in both the OT and the NT.

And do you still not get it, you total buffoon??
We FOLLOW the Bible! What's so damn hard for you to understand about that?

Also, I'd liek you to know that i do not hate the bible, I just know that there are contradictions found in it.

You hate God, and you hate the Bible.
You only love yourself and your own fantasy version of God, which isn't the real God - but your own fantasy, or satan whispering in your ear.

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Ah! Leviticus, isn't that the book that talks about approving slavery. Are you against that, friends? It's a contradiction of today I think. Also, I'd liek you to know that i do not hate the bible, I just know that there are contradictions found in it.

[Brother V]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

If they would have read today's Bible in a Year (KJV with Brother V) they would have come across this verse.

Leviticus 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

Friend, that's God speaking there.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You insult me again, Pastor, I never said I was involved with him or that I was 14 years old so why do you include me?

Because I am not stupid. Do you think for a second that the Department of Faith's computers cannot link you two in an instant? Of course they can, and did.

The two of you conspired to come in here and give us grief, but we are smarter than you and SATAN combined.

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I can't prove God didn't use humans as a pen. Can you prove he can?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Ghost: That I should show you the true light.
That's rich. A liar who doesn't trust God's Word is going show Christians the light.

Ghost: What IS a True Christian to you? Somone who believes everything you say?
No. A True Christian is someone who believes everything God says.

Ghost: He doesn't but he watches over me and protects me from your hatred.
We hate no one. You are the one who came here trying to sow doubt and mistrust of God's Holy Word. That sounds like hatred to me.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I am sorry for lying, I prayed forgiveness, God said in my prayers that I should join this forum. That I should show you the true light.

No, you aren't.
No, you didn't
No, He didn't.

Trust this, if you were Saved -
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIE.

Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not:
Whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1 John 3:6

Is that big enough for you to actually see it?

This True Christian stuff is silly to me. I don't understand it. What IS a True Christian to you? Somone who believes everything you say?

No, someone who believes in God and follows His Holy Word, as we've told you several times.

What is a Christian according to you?
Someone who, like you, believe whatever tickles their fancy, lies, pretends to speak to God, disregards scripture and blasphemes God?

And this is GODS forum now is it? God posts on here does he? No. He doesn't but he watches over me and protects me from your hatred.

Your self-delusion is spectacular.. And at this moment, I feel nothing but pity for you.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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The Bible was written by the Holy Ghost, using humans as mere pens. You have made an unsubstantiated assertion that the Bible was written by men alone. Prove that the Holy Ghost had no hand in writing the Bible.

You have been caught in several lies in your brief time on this board. You are fooling no one. We all know you are an atheist and you are here with an agenda. You claim to know Jesus, but you don't trust His Word. The Bible is our way to learn of God's Will. God is sovereign. Do you believe that God is so inept that He cannot provide us with a trustworthy way to learn about Him? God has provided us with a trustworthy way to learn about him, and it is a little book called the Bible.

I encourage you to pick up a copy for yourself, read it from Genesis 1:1 to Revelation 22:21. Stay away from your atheist web sites that nitpick out-of-context passages and try to present them as contradictions. There are no contradictions in God's Holy Word, amen.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Elk]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

So....because you had a sneaky motive, you and Elk LIED, IN WRITING, to get into this GODLY board. But, of course, GOD won't notice that. He will only notice what little fourteen year-old kids WANT him to notice. Right?

You come to GOD's OWN FORUM AND LIE TO HIS FACE and you call yourself a Christian? SHAME! We must turn our backs on you. you are doomed to the lower pits of HELL, yea even unto the tenth generation, for I see that not only are you a liar, you are a bastard as well.

You insult me again, Pastor, I never said I was involved with him or that I was 14 years old so why do you include me?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Friends, this is just another example of how easy it is to catch SATAN'S CHILDREN who infest this forum like fleas on a dog's butt. They know nothing of GOD, of the Bible, of life, but they ~THINK~ that, though they know nothing, are liars, are disrespectors of adults, are ignorant and uneducated, they can be SAVED(TM) by reading a Hairy Potter book.

It isn't so. These poor, deluded children are mere fodder for the Devil!