[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

You assume Elk is my age? Ask him yourself! And you twist my words. I am sorry for lying, I prayed forgiveness, God said in my prayers that I should join this forum. That I should show you the true light. This True Christian stuff is silly to me. I don't understand it. What IS a True Christian to you? Somone who believes everything you say? And this is GODS forum now is it? God posts on here does he? No. He doesn't but he watches over me and protects me from your hatred.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

If I said I was indeed 14, would you have allowed me access to this forum. i wanted to ask questions to you, hence my lies. I want to know the truth. And yes, Elk is correct. Thank you

So you think lying is acceptable if it helps you accomplish a goal?
And you make no apologizes for it, nor do you find such wrong?
I see, so you are completely amoral, and sure as the fact you're going straight to hell, not a Christian.

God hates lying.
These six things doth the LORD hate: Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Proverbs 6:16-19

But come to think of it, you do most of these things..
You lie, you sow discord, you spread your own wicked imagination, and you couldn't wait until you were 18 to run in here and spread mischief.
You don't shed innocent blood as far as I know, but I guess that will come with age.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

If I said I was indeed 14, would you have allowed me access to this forum. i wanted to ask questions to you, hence my lies. I want to know the truth. And yes, Elk is correct. Thank you

So....because you had a sneaky motive, you and Elk LIED, IN WRITING, to get into this GODLY board. But, of course, GOD won't notice that. He will only notice what little fourteen year-old kids WANT him to notice. Right?

You come to GOD's OWN FORUM AND LIE TO HIS FACE and you call yourself a Christian? SHAME! We must turn our backs on you. you are doomed to the lower pits of HELL, yea even unto the tenth generation, for I see that not only are you a liar, you are a bastard as well.

[Elk]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Are you another lying little whiner? THERE ARE NO CONTRADICTIONS IN THE BIBLE. There are only contradictions in men.

I never expressed my view that he was right or wrong so why try and insult me aswell?

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

And who wrote the bible? Men. Men can change words Pastor. I would however like to apologize for my immature post earlier. I did not mean such things.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I believe that he is trying to prove that there are contradictions in the Bible, like he said earlier, not trying to prove it wrong. This is what he was asked to do by other members of this forum and so insulting for doing this is not a sensible thing to do in my view.

Are you another lying little whiner? THERE ARE NO CONTRADICTIONS IN THE BIBLE. There are only contradictions in men.

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

If I said I was indeed 14, would you have allowed me access to this forum. i wanted to ask questions to you, hence my lies. I want to know the truth. And yes, Elk is correct. Thank you

[Elk]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Son, the Bible is FULL of heretic traps to catch people exactly like yourself. And you are caught out as a heretic because first you came into this GODLY forum posing as a Christian, but knew nothing of the Bible. Now you are trying to prove the Bible is wrong.

So you see why those traps exist. We have found out, in only a few minutes, that you are a GODLESS heretic come to spew hatred from SATAN. GOD always wins. Go back and tell your dark master you heard the TRUTH at Landover Baptist.

I believe that he is trying to prove that there are contradictions in the Bible, like he said earlier, not trying to prove it wrong. This is what he was asked to do by other members of this forum and so insulting for doing this is not a sensible thing to do in my view.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I'm afraid your mother is unavailable for me to talk to right now. I'll try later (just thought I'd result to what you do here). I am more Christian than you could ever be. All you do is quote scriptures from the KJV which to my knowledge, is translated from Hebrew anyway! not dictated! At least I talk to God, reason with him. I don't just pray either. I talk to him, I have conversations with him, we enjoy our lives. Unfortunatley you seem unable to.

Oh. You cannot read the Bible so you resort to insults. I think I remember in one of your very first posts, you said you did not lie. Did you say you were eighteen years old to get access to this forum?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

DOES GOD TEMPT MAN?
(KJV) Contradiction 1: And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham... Genesis 22:1
(KJV) Contradiction 2: Let no man say when he is tempted, "I am tempted of God" for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he
any man. James 1:13

God tempts man by an independent proxy He has created, that is satan.
Thus both are true, no contradiction there.

Do you not believe God is indirectly responsible for evil?
If so, then what created it? satan? God created satan, and God knows all things.
Thus, He would have known satan would bring evil into the world.

So it's your belief that's a contradiction, not the Bible.

DOES MAN SIN?
(KJV) Contradiction 1: For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Ecclesiastes 7:20
(KJV) Contradiction 2: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin... I John 3:9

You need to read this in context.

By who'm is man born? Woman!
What is man, that he should be clean?
And he which is born of a woman, that he should be righteous?
Job 15:14

So how is one "born of God?"
By becoming a Christian - this is what is refered to as born-again.
The born again man cannot sin, but He could sin before he was born-again.

Thus both are true, and there is no contradiction.
For a man born of God is no longer a man born of a woman.
They are not the same anymore.

And if Christ be in you, the body is dead because of sin; but the Spirit is life because of righteousness.
But if the Spirit of him that raised up Jesus from the dead dwell in you,
he that raised up Christ from the dead shall also quicken your mortal bodies by his Spirit that dwelleth in you.
Therefore, brethren, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live after the flesh.
For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live.
Romans 8:10-11


Now, are you saying that man can sin and still go to Heaven?
Once again, your belief is what's contradictionary. It contradicts itself.
The Bible never contradicts itself, however.

THE SUN DOES NOT STAND STILL
(KJV) Contradiction: ...So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day. Joshua 10:13

To mention a few of them.

This is not a contradiction IN the Bible, but a contradiction between so-called science and the Bible.

And here's my reply: Everything is possible with God.
Or are you saying that Allmighty God cannot make the sun stand still?
You don't seem to put much faith in His power..


And I thought you who believe in science claimed the sun's position was fixed and that we (the earth) rotated around it?

I'm afraid your mother is unavailable for me to talk to right now.

Yeah, what a great Christian you seem to be...
Insulting people's mothers like an immature & stupid pre-teen.
Oh wait! You ARE an immature & stupid pre-teen!

At least I talk to God, reason with him. I don't just pray either. I talk to him, I have conversations with him, we enjoy our lives. Unfortunatley you seem unable to.

You talk to nobody but satan or yourself.

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Son, the Bible is FULL of heretic traps to catch people exactly like yourself. And you are caught out as a heretic because first you came into this GODLY forum posing as a Christian, but knew nothing of the Bible. Now you are trying to prove the Bible is wrong.

So you see why those traps exist. We have found out, in only a few minutes, that you are a GODLESS heretic come to spew hatred from SATAN. GOD always wins. Go back and tell your dark master you heard the TRUTH at Landover Baptist.

I'm afraid your mother is unavailable for me to talk to right now. I'll try later (just thought I'd result to what you do here). I am more Christian than you could ever be. All you do is quote scriptures from the KJV which to my knowledge, is translated from Hebrew anyway! not dictated! At least I talk to God, reason with him. I don't just pray either. I talk to him, I have conversations with him, we enjoy our lives. Unfortunatley you seem unable to.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Some contradictions of your version
DOES GOD TEMPT MAN?
(KJV) Contradiction 1: And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham... Genesis 22:1
(KJV) Contradiction 2: Let no man say when he is tempted, "I am tempted of God" for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he
any man. James 1:13

DOES MAN SIN?
(KJV) Contradiction 1: For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Ecclesiastes 7:20
(KJV) Contradiction 2: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin... I John 3:9

THE SUN DOES NOT STAND STILL
(KJV) Contradiction: ...So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day. Joshua 10:13

To mention a few of them.

Son, the Bible is FULL of heretic traps to catch people exactly like yourself. And you are caught out as a heretic because first you came into this GODLY forum posing as a Christian, but knew nothing of the Bible. Now you are trying to prove the Bible is wrong.

So you see why those traps exist. We have found out, in only a few minutes, that you are a GODLESS heretic come to spew hatred from SATAN. GOD always wins. Go back and tell your dark master you heard the TRUTH at Landover Baptist.

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Some contradictions of your version
DOES GOD TEMPT MAN?
(KJV) Contradiction 1: And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham... Genesis 22:1
(KJV) Contradiction 2: Let no man say when he is tempted, "I am tempted of God" for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he
any man. James 1:13

DOES MAN SIN?
(KJV) Contradiction 1: For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Ecclesiastes 7:20
(KJV) Contradiction 2: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin... I John 3:9

THE SUN DOES NOT STAND STILL
(KJV) Contradiction: ...So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day. Joshua 10:13

To mention a few of them.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

O.K then. God is everything you say.

No, idiot.
God is what the BIBLE says.

Then he isn't perfect?

He is.
The problem here is that your definition of perfect is.. well, FAR from perfect.

He isn't all loving? All forgiving?

Exactly.
He isn't all loving, nor is He all-forgiving.

God does hate people, such as sinners.
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:5

And God doesn't forgive blasphemy of the Holy Ghost.
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Mark 3:29

Once more, the bible contradicts itself.

No, it doesn't.
Please point out any contradictions you think there is in the Bible.
And do use chapter and verse, thank you.

May I also ask how you know that the bible was dictated by God in 1611. Were you there Do you have proof? I'm interested

That the KJV was dictated in 1611 is a commonly known fact, fool.
Do you doubt that your own birth-date is correct too? That practically every date where a historical event is recorded is wrong?
Or are you a hypocrite, who only doubts what you once again, DON'T LIKE?

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

May I also ask how you know that the bible was dictated by God in 1611. Were you there Do you have proof? I'm interested