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  • #496
    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

    Originally posted by AutisticDemonChild View Post
    . I'm a gay emo autistic tumblr blogger.
    I'm sorry to hear that. But there is Good News! There is a Cure!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #497
      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

      i'm seriously not sure whether to laugh or cry at you people. I would, however, love to see you make a video of you saying these things to a disabled person's face, preferably when they're surrounded by a bunch of people who care about them. Or heck, I'll even give you guys my Facebook page if you want to say crap like that to me where there is no anonymity.

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      • #498
        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

        Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
        i'm seriously not sure whether to laugh or cry at you people. I would, however, love to see you make a video of you saying these things to a disabled person's face, preferably when they're surrounded by a bunch of people who care about them. Or heck, I'll even give you guys my Facebook page if you want to say crap like that to me where there is no anonymity.
        Why haven't you asked God to heal you?

        Matthew 21:21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
        Matthew 21:22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

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        • #499
          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

          2 Corinthians 12:9King James Version (KJV)
          9 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.

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          • #500
            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

            Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
            2 Corinthians 12:9King James Version (KJV)
            9 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
            You're confused, dear. The Holy Bible doesn't excuse Sin, it offers a way out! Obviously, you have not the grace of Christ, or you would no longer be tempted by the retarded lifestyle.



            Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
            Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
            He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning.
            For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
            Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
            1st John 3:6-9
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #501
              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

              This is classic. I did nothing more than quote the Bible, and you gave me an infraction. This is why I love this site.

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              • #502
                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                This is classic. I did nothing more than quote the Bible, and you gave me an infraction. This is why I love this site.
                Any fool can find a quote. That's no accomplishment. It takes a stubborn fool to demand his interpretation is more valid that the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY'S meaning. After all, He was the One who, you know, invented the Truth™.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #503
                  Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                  Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                  i'm seriously not sure whether to laugh or cry at you people. I would, however, love to see you make a video of you saying these things to a disabled person's face, preferably when they're surrounded by a bunch of people who care about them. Or heck, I'll even give you guys my Facebook page if you want to say crap like that to me where there is no anonymity.


                  And just because you got your panties in a wad over certain verses in the Holy Bible that don't jive with your modern liberal views, that doesn't mean that God is wrong.

                  And for your information, we have our own Facebook page, thank you very much. And none of us are posting anonymously. My name, title and photo is at the top of each of my many thousands of posts. You can look up my Church bio HERE.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #504
                    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                    I am working a Miracle Cure for these....Slobering Downy Homers

                    It involves the bible, some* repentance, and Shock therapy





                    *By some I mean A LOT of repentance
                    Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

                    POKEMON=SATANIC PAGAN RITUAL
                    Check out my new Discipline Lotion if you have NAUGHTY kids

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                    • #505
                      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                      I miss the old days when the retards and spastics were properly cared for in an institutional setting. A short note along with a generous check to a judge was all it would take to get a retard a lifetime (often short) of 'care' at a retard hospital. Now they let them wander the streets and work at jobs where normal people have to be exposed to them. I pay taxes expressly for these people to be kept locked up where they belong.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #506
                        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                        How about we lock you up in an institution and see how you like it.

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                        • #507
                          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                          Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                          How about we lock you up in an institution and see how you like it.
                          Listen up little miss: This is America, God's favorite country! We don't lock our retards up for no good reason. They get treated well. This isn't North Korea! Don't try and make victims out of these feeble-brained cripples. They have only themselves to blame for choosing the retard lifestyle.

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #508
                            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                            Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                            How about we lock you up in an institution and see how you like it.
                            We hire a few of you people during the holidays for entertainment. Everyone likes a good laugh. A few retards, a couple of tumbling midgets. Certainly nothing like the joos who simply scheme how to rob Christians of the celebration of the pure Birth of Jesus and plan how to kill Him.

                            Did you know., Jesus was spiked to a wooden cross? Had that wood of been burned, say to cook some bacon, Jesus would not of had to die temporarily for YOUR sins. Why are you so ungrateful?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #509
                              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                              Oh no this is why God will not save me. I am mentally retarded. what should i do?? I need help. Am i really the devils child? I want to serve God but now i can't because i'm retarded.

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                              • #510
                                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                                Originally posted by baptistislove21 View Post
                                Oh no this is why God will not save me. I am mentally retarded. what should i do?? I need help. Am i really the devils child? I want to serve God but now i can't because i'm retarded.
                                Sucks to be you.

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