[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I too have had my trials regarding retards. My late sister left me her daughter, Mongie. Mongie was such a handful to care for. Once a day I would have to wheel her feces impacted rear end out on the patio and pressure wash her. It was made clear to me she was unholy, so I traded her off to an outsider for a new car battery. She was such a problem for her new owners that she ended up institutionalized and labotimized.

I have a nephew with Down's syndrome, & I need a new car battery. Could I get a Sear DieHard in exchange for him?

[Splitfoot]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

This thread has got me laughin so hard my face hurts! I've read about men beating their wives, toddlers pelted w/ hardboiled easter eggs, and now it's laughing at retards...I may have found religion. What makes these comments even better is the fact the posters have such kind faces. You all look like such happy and healthy people. The next time I come across a retard I will definitely search it's eyes for evil, I never knew! One thing is certain, and it's that you all have shown me such a good time that I'm reading the bible ASAP

I agree. It could be the crack or maybe even the meth talking but I find this absolutely hilarious. I just wonder if these jesusfreaks know that the reason they have these little mongos is because they keep boinking their sisters. So maybe they aren't satans children but a perversion of their own evil and incest. Or maybe satan just told me to tell them this. Who knows.

Vaya con Diablos
Mr.Splitfoot

[lord warrior]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

We have many children around here that are from 1st cousins and few from brother and sister couplings. And there not any more retarded than you,devilboy.

[BornAgain]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Being a retarded is nothing more than a choice. Retardeds want to rebel against God and His love by choosing this "alternative" lifestyle.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Q: What did the deaf, mute, blind Mongoloid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthenized immediately after being carried to full term. And I believe that the Bible would back me up on that policy.

[Poison__x]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthenized immediately after being carried to full term. And I believe that the Bible would back me up on that policy.

First off, where in the Bible does it say "kill people". Second, you can't tell if someone's mentally retarded when they're born you dumbass.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

First off, where in the Bible does it say "kill people".

Second, you can't tell if someone's mentally retarded when they're born you dumbass.

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

How's that, dumbass? Jesus said that, and He was talking about YOU!

As for your second point....well, go ask your mother. I'm sure she knew you were a retarded the moment you hatched.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Anyone that wears their hair in the style that Poison_x does can't possibly have all their eggs in the right basket if you know what I mean.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

First off, where in the Bible does it say "kill people". Second, you can't tell if someone's mentally retarded when they're born you dumbass.

Praise Jesus, we're starting to have an effect on the emo retard! Baby blue may be pretty queer, but it's a damn sight more manly than pink! We'll have him back to normal in no time, just like we fixed that one vegan witch girl!

[Enema of YOU people]

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First off, retards are not the Devil's Children. Why? Because they don't do evil.

Murder is wrong with the sole exception being in the name of UK ZUk ZON, slay evil immediately. Murder is taking of another humans life. Killing retards = murder which breaks the ten commandments.

Retards as you call them should be treated like all others as they are the same as us in Yahway's eyes.

And no you can't tell from birth someone is mental impared at birth, that is boilagical FACT. Nor are all retard victums of birth defects, it's brain damage that can have a large number of causes. Heaven forbid that one of you should suffer such injury and become what despise.

Only Evil deals in absolutes
Pride is the worse of human flaws
Wrath is a sin
Thou shall not judge.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

First off, retards are not the Devil's Children. Why? Because they don't do evil.

Murder is wrong with the sole exception being in the name of UK ZUk ZON, slay evil immediately. Murder is taking of another humans life. Killing retards = murder which breaks the ten commandments.


Only Evil deals in absolutes
Pride is the worse of human flaws
Wrath is a sin
Thou shall not judge.

What on earth are you babbling about boy? Did your cat cough up a furball with that "UK ZUK ZON ZAP ZING" racket?

Don't be coming in here lecturing us about what the Bible says. You've never even opened one, have you? Can you even list the Ten Commandments? How many have you broken today?

[SalvationSeeker]

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First off, retards are not the Devil's Children. Why? Because they don't do evil.

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

Everyone who hasn't accepted Jesus is evil and thus are his works (Matthew 7:17-18), no exceptions.
And if a retard would somehow accept Jesus, it should go without saying that they'd be cured of their retardedness -
And be retards no more.

Murder is wrong with the sole exception being in the name of UK ZUk ZON, slay evil immediately. Murder is taking of another humans life. Killing retards = murder which breaks the ten commandments.

In the name of what??

Retards as you call them should be treated like all others as they are the same as us in Yahway's eyes.

Stop misspelling the most common misconception of God's name.
It's not Yahway.. It's YAHWEH. And not even that is correct.
It's actually four hebrew letters equaling YHVH.

You don't come off as educated by throwing such around, you come off as a clueless idiot.. and one that greatly disrespects God on top of that.

And no you can't tell from birth someone is mental impared at birth, that is boilagical FACT. Nor are all retard victums of birth defects, it's brain damage that can have a large number of causes.

Learn to spell.
And retards are most surely wicked, and the wicked are wicked even BEFORE birth! God knowest.
So we need not be able to see it ourselves, He tells us, and His Word is true.
The wicked are estranged from the womb:
They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
Psalm 58:3

Heaven forbid that one of you should suffer such injury and become what despise.

Exactly, Heaven forbids it. God protects us from evil.

Only Evil deals in absolutes

GOD deals in absolutes. (John 14:6 & Revelation 3:15-16)

Pride is the worse of human flaws

So you say, and yet you are full of it.

Wrath is a sin

Indeed, and as you can see, we are quite calm people.
You however, come off as slightly hysterical..

Don't you know that Jesus can love you, and you need only give Him a reason to?

Thou shall not judge.

UNLESS you are prepared to be judged after the same measure.. We are.
We don't fear judgement for Jesus was speaking to the hypocrites.
We WANT to be judged according to our righteousness and deemed worthy of Heaven in the eyes of God.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged:
And with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
Matthew 7:1-2

The LORD shall judge the people:
Judge me, O LORD, according to my righteousness, and according to mine integrity that is in me.
Psalm 7:8

[lord warrior]

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Enemy of YOU people;98875]First off, retards are not the Devil's Children. Why? Because they don't do evil.

They are the offspring of evil, Gods punishment for the mothers wickedness.

Murder is wrong with the sole exception being in the name of UK ZUk ZON, slay evil immediately. Murder is taking of another humans life. Killing retards = murder which breaks the ten commandments.

What sort of devil worship is this. Is this UKZUKZON some demon you now worship. So it OK to kill for your personel hell demon but not the loving Christ.

Retards as you call them should be treated like all others as they are the same as us in Yahway's eyes.

If God loved them like he does me, then he wouldn't made them tards in the first place

And no you can't tell from birth someone is mental impared at birth, that is boilagical FACT. Nor are all retard victums of birth defects, it's brain damage that can have a large number of causes. Heaven forbid that one of you should suffer such injury and become what despise.

Brain damage,plese tell us what its like to have that, as you certinly do.


Only Evil deals in absolutes
Pride is the worse of human flaws
Wrath is a sin
Thou shall not judge.

Only the bible deals with absolutes. it the devil and his like thats says "its all OK to do".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

It is a well known fact that women have retarded babies as a result of having fornications during their monthly curse. God punishes them for such filthy lust.