[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Many God-haters think the Bible is all about metaphors. It's not.

Read Provervs 30:5:

5Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

6Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.


I understand the logic of your statement: if Satan is your god, then it makes sense to refer to Satan as God, but as Christians, we use the label "God" for, well, God

It is also understandable that if you follow a corrupted version of the Bible, then your understanding of Christianity will be equally corrupted. Make no mistake, you WILL go to Hell as long as you are a corrupted believer.

As AMERICANS we are all about opportunity. So why not take the opportunity to learn from True Christians instead of Kumbaya-singing hippies? If you want a feel-good happy end, you gotta have that the ticket for the right movie theater if you catch my drift.

I was talking about the trinity

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Ok I will. That is not Satan's spawn. That is...
A person with dwarfism making a very... Strange video.

The way you are always sticking up for the freakish servitors of Lucifer makes me think you are working for the Obama administration. Are you some sort of spy? Or maybe you are just a pervert who likes midgets.

[Jawnithen]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Tell me that this isn't the devil's own spawn.

Ok I will. That is not Satan's spawn. That is...
A person with dwarfism making a very... Strange video.

[GOD=life]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I meant it metaphorically.

Many God-haters think the Bible is all about metaphors. It's not.

Read Provervs 30:5:

5Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

6Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

As in I am one of God's children.

I understand the logic of your statement: if Satan is your god, then it makes sense to refer to Satan as God, but as Christians, we use the label "God" for, well, God

It is also understandable that if you follow a corrupted version of the Bible, then your understanding of Christianity will be equally corrupted. Make no mistake, you WILL go to Hell as long as you are a corrupted believer.

As AMERICANS we are all about opportunity. So why not take the opportunity to learn from True Christians instead of Kumbaya-singing hippies? If you want a feel-good happy end, you gotta have that the ticket for the right movie theater if you catch my drift.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Are you suggesting that Jesus sired a child?

His willy is as dry as it was the day He was born, demon whore! Satan is your father!John 8:44

I meant it metaphorically. As in he is the father, the son, and the holy spirit. As in I am one of God's children.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I never said he is my imaginary friend, he is my father.

Are you suggesting that Jesus sired a child?

His willy is as dry as it was the day He was born, demon whore! Satan is your father!John 8:44

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Weekly doesn't cut it, dear. You need to read it daily!

Do you know and follow all of the 600+ of His commandments? If not, then newsflash: Jesus doesn't love you. He loves only the obedient ones.

Are you trying to say that Jesus is your imaginary friend?

We try to show all people the real God of the Bible - not that washed-down version of Him that most cherry-picking churches shovel down the throats of their believers.

What's wrong with that? I do not understand.

Duh, most people are destined to Hell anyway - that's why God created Hell in the first place!

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

I never said he is my imaginary friend, he is my father.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

...Telling them that they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them doesn't bring them closer to their faith, it pushes them away.

And well it should, if they want to be saved (according to the teachings of the Bible). If their "faith" doesn't tell them they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them (unless they follow all 630+ commandments, edicts, restrictions, requirements, observances, etc. contained in the King James Bible), then their "faith" is wrong (if the Bible is right).

Why hide the true Glory of God as revealed in Scripture from them?

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

[Basilissa]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I am aware of that. I read it weekly and even plan to incorporate some biblical names into my writing.

Weekly doesn't cut it, dear. You need to read it daily!

I am a good, loving person and God loves me!

Do you know and follow all of the 600+ of His commandments? If not, then newsflash: Jesus doesn't love you. He loves only the obedient ones.

Even when I feel all alone, like he has abandoned me on somebody's front porch and left be and never looked back, Jesus loves me! Despite all my faults, all the hardships I have endured, He loves me. He has been watching over me all this time, while I cried and prayed for a sign he was there.

Are you trying to say that Jesus is your imaginary friend?

He loves me and if you continue to treat others who are different then your perception of normal, then you are doing the opposite of what you are trying to do.

We try to show all people the real God of the Bible - not that washed-down version of Him that most cherry-picking churches shovel down the throats of their believers.

What's wrong with that? I do not understand.

Telling them that they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them doesn't bring them closer to their faith, it pushes them away.

Duh, most people are destined to Hell anyway - that's why God created Hell in the first place!

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Reading the BIBLE is not a visit to a gas station.



There is ONLY ONE QUALITY THAT KEEPS YOUR MOTOR RUNNING ETERNALLY!!!

I am aware of that. I read it weekly and even plan to incorporate some biblical names into my writing. I am a good, loving person and God loves me! Even when I feel all alone, like he has abandoned me on somebody's front porch and left be and never looked back, Jesus loves me! Despite all my faults, all the hardships I have endured, He loves me. He has been watching over me all this time, while I cried and prayed for a sign he was there. He loves me and if you continue to treat others who are different then your perception of normal, then you are doing the opposite of what you are trying to do. Telling them that they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them doesn't bring them closer to their faith, it pushes them away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Tell me that this isn't the devil's own spawn.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Is it true retarder children are created using means other than the missionary position and for reasons other than procreation?

I don't really know too much about the so called missionary position as it was very dark when I had sex with my wife but I do know that Jesus punishes the spawn of those He hates.

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am ga jealous God, hvisiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Honestly, I don't know what the fuss is about. These people are simply stopping people form getting on with their lives with all their hooting and hollering and carrying on.

Why not sterilise them? That way there will be no more and everyone can get on with life?

YIC

[its_faith]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Is it true retarder children are created using means other than the missionary position and for reasons other than procreation?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Look, reporting me was not cool. I was speaking my mind, and I'm sorry if you don't agree

Are you truly sorry, or just being snarky? Jesus knows the difference!

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

You're confused, dear. I'm not surprised, as any criminal organization that is efficient enough to brainwash billions of people into thinking their god lives in a cracker and wants to enter you through the stomach lining can surely convince them the Holy Bible has been chiseled away. Meanwhile, Pastor Zeke has a perfectly appropriate and Spirit Filled sermon on this very topic: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

Glory!

Look, reporting me was not cool. I was speaking my mind, and I'm sorry if you don't agree