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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #91
    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Psychiatry is yet another tool of Satan to try and convince people they're not beset by demons and to send them to quacks instead of to church where a True Christian™ pastor with the King James Bible can do them far more good
    Amen Sister. Here's how my father explained it to me;

    Therapist

    Now, let's inject a little light from Our Savour...

    The rapist

    Not only are both men and women in danger of physical rape, as they try to convince you you'll somehow feel better with their penis inside you; but also rapists of reason and the soul.

    Manic depressive? Suicidal? Shut your blubbering pie-hole before Jesus comes and kicks your ass. There's no room for cry-babies on the road to Salvation.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #92
      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Manic depressive? Suicidal? Shut your blubbering pie-hole before Jesus comes and kicks your ass. There's no room for cry-babies on the road to Salvation.
      GLORY!! If tattooing wasn't forbidden (Leviticus 19:28, King James Version), I would have those Godly words engraved into my forehead. Your father spoke a huge nugget there, Brother Deaner. Shout AMEN!!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Enema of YOU people
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2007
        • 49

        #93
        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

        Uh huh, well it looks like my friend has been doing well while I was out. Yeah I'm the guy with bad grammar and spelling. I have to say I'm cracking up, litteraly busting a gut laughing at you guys. And no after reeasing a page I stopped, I needed to breath. And for the record, the paragraph switch in the is broke. I guess you would know that if you didn't use the quote button as your paragraph key instead ofthe enter key.Umm okay I fail to see how the guy that preached NON voilance is going to voilently kick my ass. Seriously that is hilarious. Suicides, if you've ever serious thought about suicide then would on them with pity not hate. Takes a lot to drive a person that far.As for there being no room for weaklings on the road of salavion, garbage. No one is strong everyone is weak. Myself included. Are some strong then others, yes but we are all weak.Now as for fearing god. Much to the shock of everyone, I don't! Why for a number of reasons. I understand God well enough to know that he is not going to harm me unless I do evil. As I don't intend to do much evil there's no reason to fear him. 'Fear of God' is a natural and instinctive response to any power that is greater then our understanding, but not a logical one nor I believe to be a very christian one. I for trust god enough to harm me so long as I do as little evil as possible. Also I have also wondered what would be the point, we're taking about the being the created all of existance woth five thoughts. Not words, space is a vacum, in a vacum there are to few atoms to vibrate in order to create sound. Scientific fact, test it yourself. Oh my GOD, MOMMY the bible lied again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA But back to what I was saying so fearing something so immensly powerful is pointless.Hmmm what else is there to say? Don't know haven't read the recent posts. Oh yes, if you are looking a demon look in the mirror you wrath filled little fools. I'm not a demon, nor am I saint, nor satanist nor prophet, I am a warrior. Oh and stop cussing it's unbecoming and makes sound even more of a dullard. Here's hoping the paragraphs remain seperated.

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        • Enema of YOU people
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2007
          • 49

          #94
          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

          Oh DEAR GOD Save these people from their STUPIDITY! Physiology, is not evil. Hard to understand harder to use effectively and practallyy yes, evil no. That's almost as stupid as saying technology and science are evil. So if these things are so evil I guess you all shuld stop using them. Meaning you should strip naked and go live in a cave using only you five senses and bare hand to to survive. Why? Clothing, fire, cooked food, housing, tools these are all part of 'evil science' and are technology, base technology but technology non the less. Add to this you should not attempt to communicate in any way. Why communistion requires by nature and understanding of human thinking, and OH MY GOD that's physiology! Also, ummm okay Jews hating, stupid skin head. Nazi. You are evil. If all Jews were evil as you claim, I'm guessing you do by your rhetoric. Then I guess the Satanist were right all along God is evil!!! Why? Because Jesus, God incarnate, was a Jew. And before you start spliting hairs by using word play, Hebrews are Jews, ask any Hebrew that knows their history. Peole hate Jews and blame them for what they did, don't know the time Jesus was living in very well. Also God forgave them before he died. So as God forgave them, I don't see how you have the right to continue holding a grudge. Here's hoping I fixed my paragraph problem.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #95
            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

            Originally posted by Enemy of YOU people View Post
            Here's hoping I fixed my paragraph problem.
            But you didn't fix your retarded problem. You poke at your keyboard endlessly, yet half of what you type is stupid and the other half makes no sense at all. It's like you think a particular combination of words strung together looks "groovy", so you don't care if they actually mean anything one after the other.
            Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 10-10-2007, 11:34 PM.
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            • Enema of YOU people
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2007
              • 49

              #96
              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

              All of these comments reflect that the believer is angry, volatile, primitive, arrogant, mentally unbalanced and does not display critical thinking. Let us now spell it out:
              • If you believe there is an invisible giant man of a particular ethnicity in the sky who is directing everything and who is so hateful he will viciously punish us for challenging his existence--
              • If you believe that this invisible giant man got a 13-year-old virgin girl pregnant, who then gave birth to him as his own son--
              • If you believe that this god person wrote a book--and one book only--
              • If you believe that "confessing the Lord" will instantly remove your sins, thus allowing you to commit more--
              • If you believe that a stone will remove your sins, thus allowing you to commit more--
              • If you believe in vicarious blood-atonement, i.e., that "the Lord died for your sins" and thus you can commit as many as you wish--
              • If you believe that merely believing in such a god person makes you righteous, no matter what atrocities you commit and what hatred and intolerance you carry and spread--
              • If you believe that some "good" god person is going to reward you for killing living, breathing human beings "in his name"--
              • If you believe that going to church, temple, synagogue or mosque, making pilgrimages, or wearing particular clothes or headdresses, makes you a righteous person, even though you don't behave like one otherwise--
              • If you believe that you are special and chosen because of what you believe--
              • If you believe that it is good to mindlessly go along with whatever anyone tells you about the nature of God and religion--
              • If you believe that believing in one God makes you better than and superior to those who don't--
              You are not displaying critical thinking, not using your mind. You are also uneducated as to the world's cultures and history. It is not a sign of great intelligence to blindly belive what someone else has told you is true, especially when such beliefs basically condemn hundreds of millions of other people. Many of these blind believers are simply not very bright, yet they assume that their belief equalizes them with those who are smarter. "Jesus loves you just the way you are!" is the hypocritical hue and cry of those who feel inferior but who will not recognize it and admit it. Yet, according to these same cheerleaders, Jesus DOESN'T love you just the way you are--you must thoroughly change, surrendering your mind and soul to him. A bit of a psychotic extortion racket.

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              • Brother Guy Bayard
                Anvil of the Antipodes
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1271

                #97
                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                Dear Enema .

                Let me re-write your original post for you, without your creative spelling abominations and grammatical monstrosities. Are you ready? Lets begin.

                HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHa you guy are hysticial, are you even lisytening to yourselves?
                When translated from hysterical igno-speak, this sentence becomes
                (laughing) You good blessed folk amuse me greatly, but you seem unaware of your hypocrisy.
                First off how can one be guilty of sin before they are alive to commit a sin?
                this becomes
                To begin my refutation, I ask you how it is possible that the unborn can be born as sinners?

                Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. I'm curriour just many retard, or mental impared people do know personally? Don't judge what you do not know first hand.
                becomes
                Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. (unable to decipher babbling ineptitudes). I am curious as to just how many retarded persons you actually know? If you lack actual experience interacting with retardeds, I forbid you to have any opinion.

                No, god does not deal in abolsutes. God understands and forgives. .
                This becomes
                God is a wiffling waffling fence sitter who is happy to see his people spit at him and go unpunished.

                If you truly understood human nature you to would be far less judgemental. I'm not saying there isn't evil or isn't good, all I'm saying is both are an extreme and that the vast majority is grey. The only law that is absokute is causality, and God's grace.I do not need to give Jesus a reason to love me. God will love me no matter what I do, as any parent loves their child
                this becomes
                Only I, Enema of you people, really know good from evil, but the borders are so blurred its possible to flaunt Gods commandments and still regard myself as a good and just person. I can spit on Jesus from now till rapture and I don't care how he feels about that. At the end of the day, no matter how many children I molest, or tallywhackers I stick up my poop shute, I am going to heaven.

                But what is righousness. Such a thing is based solely upon the vague idea of what is good and what is evil, both of which are subjective to the person. The Nazis believed they were rightous, as did the communists and the Huns and the Mongols. Indeed if you go down the line will every 'evil' person believed they were rightous.So you all willing to be judge by those whom do understand the reasons for you actions? The tragedies and joys of your past? Human unable to completely able to understand anything completely and thus we are unable to properly judge eath other. That is why god reserved judgement and vengance for himself. The sole being that does understand these things.Does the bible deal in absolutes?
                This translates into
                I make up my own rules, but I still expect to go to heaven. God doesn't care what I do . (The rest of this post is untranslatable)

                In one verse it condems prostitutes saying they should be stoned. Yet in another it openly forgives a prostitutes whom displays sincere regret. There is rarely a time when there is not middle ground, one should seek that middle ground in order to see the truth of situation.
                Becomes
                My girlfriend, or mother, or sister or brother is a prostitute, or I am, and I'm on the defensive.

                The devil does both, he is the quiet whisper in our ear leading us to intolerance, judgement and the pursuit of our desires by harming others knowingly.God is the quiet still voice in ones heart. Saying do not harm others if you can. Accept aothers as they are, do not judge. That self sacrifice, duty and honor are sacred things. To love and not to hate. To act with the pen, not the sword.
                this is re-interpreted as
                Rules are for suckers. I do what I want, and prefer to picture God as a kindly, forgiving old Grandpa, not a vengeful righteous omnipotent being, because my life is so soaked in sin, I know I am going to hell, but if I kick and squeal hard enough, God may change his personality just for me, and I'll end up in heaven instead

                Also it is not true that every retarded baby is born retarded becuase of his mother's promisuity, sorry spelled that wrong. Many are born from mothers have done nothing wrong. there are many reasons for retardation in a baby, most often lack of air during birth. Or bad genetics.
                This becomes
                I am a retard, but I don't think my mother is a slut, even if the denver Broncos, Chef, Chief running water, Mr garrison and uncle Jimbo do. I was born retarded because my mother tried to strangle me at birth because she realised who my father actually was and was very disappointed.

                And no that isn't who God's name is spelled in Hebrew, your using the English alphabet. (Joke) Second thanks for the correction, I honestly was only going by ear since I've only ever heard it spoken.
                becomes
                I can't spell, you proved that, but I'm trying to laugh it off as if it doesnt make me appear like a retard, even though it quite clearly does. I'm actually quite ignorant about most things, especially religion, and don't quite accept the fact that I'm going to hell. Instead I'll try to create a false reality where I actually get to go to heaven.

                Me being the aggressive one, whom are attacking whom?In closing you don't have the right to decide who believes what. That for the indivigual to decide.
                This becomes
                I don't consider my self the aggressor, even though I arrived uninvited here and started arguing with experienced, educated folk who actually know what they are talking about, unlike myself. I know whats best, and I will create a personal reality to suit my taste.

                Erasing one religion or many will not create peace. Peace cannot be baught with blood. Lay down the sword, take up the book, take those you love in your arms and live in harmony with the land and nieghbor, thus shall you find peace. For those whom drench their hands in blood, there is no peace nor salvation from the ghosts shall haunt their every step
                This unnervingly translates to
                Encouraging suicide bombers will stop them in their tracks. Bury your head in the sand, and expect all the bad people to leave you alone and be gone when you finally pull it back out. This attitude is the secret to world peace that noone has ever thought about before me, because I must be the chosen one, born to spread the word of God as he dictated it directly to me, and you are all ignorant deluded fools.

                There. A little bit of spelling, a dash of grammar, a touch of coherency, and a bit of insight makes this post so much more accurate, don't you think? Now please stop eating that mouldy wheat. Its allowing your demons to manifest.

                Now I'll spell correct your other posts. I cant do the grammar though. You're way to scattered to make much sense.
                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                • Brother Guy Bayard
                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1271

                  #98
                  Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                  Originally posted by Enemy of YOU people View Post
                  Uh huh, well it looks like my friend has been doing well while I was out. Yeah I'm the guy with bad grammar and spelling. I have to say I'm cracking up, litteraly busting a gut laughing at you guys. And no after reeasing a page I stopped, I needed to breath. And for the record, the paragraph switch in the is broke. I guess you would know that if you didn't use the quote button as your paragraph key instead ofthe enter key.Umm okay I fail to see how the guy that preached NON voilance is going to voilently kick my ass. Seriously that is hilarious. Suicides, if you've ever serious thought about suicide then would on them with pity not hate. Takes a lot to drive a person that far.As for there being no room for weaklings on the road of salavion, garbage. No one is strong everyone is weak. Myself included. Are some strong then others, yes but we are all weak.Now as for fearing god. Much to the shock of everyone, I don't! Why for a number of reasons. I understand God well enough to know that he is not going to harm me unless I do evil. As I don't intend to do much evil there's no reason to fear him. 'Fear of God' is a natural and instinctive response to any power that is greater then our understanding, but not a logical one nor I believe to be a very christian one. I for trust god enough to harm me so long as I do as little evil as possible. Also I have also wondered what would be the point, we're taking about the being the created all of existance woth five thoughts. Not words, space is a vacum, in a vacum there are to few atoms to vibrate in order to create sound. Scientific fact, test it yourself. Oh my GOD, MOMMY the bible lied again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA But back to what I was saying so fearing something so immensly powerful is pointless.Hmmm what else is there to say? Don't know haven't read the recent posts. Oh yes, if you are looking a demon look in the mirror you wrath filled little fools. I'm not a demon, nor am I saint, nor satanist nor prophet, I am a warrior. Oh and stop cussing it's unbecoming and makes sound even more of a dullard. Here's hoping the paragraphs remain seperated.
                  Jesus please stop this man from smoking marijuana and make him attend high school.
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • Brother Guy Bayard
                    Anvil of the Antipodes
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1271

                    #99
                    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                    Originally posted by Enemy of YOU people View Post
                    Oh DEAR GOD Save these people from their STUPIDITY! Physiology, is not evil. Hard to understand harder to use effectively and practallyy yes, evil no. That's almost as stupid as saying technology and science are evil. So if these things are so evil I guess you all shuld stop using them. Meaning you should strip naked and go live in a cave using only you five senses and bare hand to to survive. Why? Clothing, fire, cooked food, housing, tools these are all part of 'evil science' and are technology, base technology but technology non the less. Add to this you should not attempt to communicate in any way. Why communistion requires by nature and understanding of human thinking, and OH MY GOD that's physiology! Also, ummm okay Jews hating, stupid skin head. Nazi. You are evil. If all Jews were evil as you claim, I'm guessing you do by your rhetoric. Then I guess the Satanist were right all along God is evil!!! Why? Because Jesus, God incarnate, was a Jew. And before you start spliting hairs by using word play, Hebrews are Jews, ask any Hebrew that knows their history. Peole hate Jews and blame them for what they did, don't know the time Jesus was living in very well. Also God forgave them before he died. So as God forgave them, I don't see how you have the right to continue holding a grudge. Here's hoping I fixed my paragraph problem.
                    Friend - spelling, grammar, coherent posts and sanity are not evil. We approve whole-heartedly of them. Can you meet us halfway at least?
                    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                    • Enema of YOU people
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 49

                      #100
                      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                      What are you talking about? My last two posts, well besides the one at 2, wasn't me, were good. Outside the paragraphs being all mashed together because no matter what I try the thing won't let me make anymore then one paragraph. Also I think it's rather sad you guys are calling me a drug addict and illiterate when I'm neither. I just have bad grammar, and a larger spoken vocabulary then I have a written one, that's all. And if I'm such an idoit, then what does that make you people? (All said perfectly calm.) I think it's very amusing that they only thing you can say against my posts are their length, bad grammar and bad spelling. Very interesting (said slightly amused and grinning.)

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #101
                        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                        You know, we are used to your kind, boy. The goths who come in here all flock to the threads explaining why goths are going to hell. The queers do the same for the threads on sodomites.

                        I notice that YOU seem to feel at home here in the retardeds thread.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Enema of YOU people
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 49

                          #102
                          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                          I told you this once before you can’t control me. If you try to take me down you’re gonna break. I feel you hatred now nothin` your doin` for me. I think if that’s your best you better run away. I stand alone, inside. You’re always hiding behind your god. So what you think that he can’t see your face? You resurrected back before the final fallen. I’ll never rest until I can make my own way. I’m not afraid of fading. I stand alone, inside. Paraphased from God Smack song lyrics of 'I stand Alone'

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #103
                            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                            Originally posted by Enemy of YOU people View Post
                            I told you this once before you can’t control me. If you try to take me down you’re gonna break. I feel you hatred now nothin` your doin` for me. I think if that’s your best you better run away. I stand alone, inside. You’re always hiding behind your god. So what you think that he can’t see your face? You resurrected back before the final fallen. I’ll never rest until I can make my own way. I’m not afraid of fading. I stand alone, inside. Paraphased from God Smack song lyrics of 'I stand Alone'
                            Well that pretty much sums you up. You DO stand alone (i.e., without Jesus) and God IS going to smack you on Judgement day.

                            In fact you should count on getting bitchslapped right down into hellfire, homer. If you reject Jesus this way, you are only helping the terrorists win.

                            Is that what you want?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Enema of YOU people
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 49

                              #104
                              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                              Now then replies to my hate mail. Guy, that is horrible twisting of what I wrote. Don’t embarrassed if what I’ve posted is beyond your understanding for one reason or another.Now I know what God feels like.


                              HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHa you guy are hysticial, are you even lisytening to yourselves?
                              When translated from hysterical igno-speak, this sentence becomes
                              (laughing) You good blessed folk amuse me greatly, but you seem unaware of your hypocrisy.

                              As you are your own.

                              First off how can one be guilty of sin before they are alive to commit a sin?
                              this becomes
                              To begin my refutation, I ask you how it is possible that the unborn can be born as sinners?
                              Correct for a change.

                              Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. I'm curriour just many retard, or mental impared people do know personally? Don't judge what you do not know first hand.
                              becomes
                              Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. (unable to decipher babbling ineptitudes). I am curious as to just how many retarded persons you actually know? If you lack actual experience interacting with retardeds, I forbid you to have any opinion.
                              Again correct, though you seem to be missing the point.

                              No, god does not deal in abolsutes. God understands and forgives. .
                              This becomes
                              God is a wiffling waffling fence sitter who is happy to see his people spit at him and go unpunished.
                              Some what others wise he wouldn't have given us the freedom of will which makes us able to do so. Is he a fence sitter, no he actively manipulates history for the out come he desires.


                              If you truly understood human nature you to would be far less judgemental. I'm not saying there isn't evil or isn't good, all I'm saying is both are an extreme and that the vast majority is grey. The only law that is absokute is causality, and God's grace.I do not need to give Jesus a reason to love me. God will love me no matter what I do, as any parent loves their child
                              this becomes
                              Only I, Enema of you people, really know good from evil, but the borders are so blurred its possible to flaunt Gods commandments and still regard myself as a good and just person. I can spit on Jesus from now till rapture and I don't care how he feels about that. At the end of the day, no matter how many children I molest, or tallywhackers I stick up my poop shute, I am going to heaven.
                              Uh-huh yeah now your such trying to insult me. Am I the only one that knows what is good and what is evil. Rather everyone has a different take on it. Also, I don't spit on any one. I think its rude, crud and stupid. Also wow you like little boys Guy, didn't know that. For the record, I'm a straight guy, I like woman above 20 years old. Unlike you, you gay pedophile you.


                              But what is righousness. Such a thing is based solely upon the vague idea of what is good and what is evil, both of which are subjective to the person. The Nazis believed they were rightous, as did the communists and the Huns and the Mongols. Indeed if you go down the line will every 'evil' person believed they were rightous.So you all willing to be judge by those whom do understand the reasons for you actions? The tragedies and joys of your past? Human unable to completely able to understand anything completely and thus we are unable to properly judge eath other. That is why god reserved judgement and vengance for himself. The sole being that does understand these things.Does the bible deal in absolutes?
                              This translates into
                              I make up my own rules, but I still expect to go to heaven. God doesn't care what I do . (The rest of this post is untranslatable)
                              No I follow the ten commandments as best I can. And No I do not 'expect' to go to heaven and should you. Only God knows where we're goign to end up.


                              In one verse it condems prostitutes saying they should be stoned. Yet in another it openly forgives a prostitutes whom displays sincere regret. There is rarely a time when there is not middle ground, one should seek that middle ground in order to see the truth of situation.
                              Becomes
                              My girlfriend, or mother, or sister or brother is a prostitute, or I am, and I'm on the defensive.
                              Yeah, whatever you say dude. I'm an only child, I have no present girlfriend and my mothers dead and hated prostitutes almsot as much as you people do.


                              The devil does both, he is the quiet whisper in our ear leading us to intolerance, judgement and the pursuit of our desires by harming others knowingly.God is the quiet still voice in ones heart. Saying do not harm others if you can. Accept aothers as they are, do not judge. That self sacrifice, duty and honor are sacred things. To love and not to hate. To act with the pen, not the sword.
                              this is re-interpreted as
                              Rules are for suckers. I do what I want, and prefer to picture God as a kindly, forgiving old Grandpa, not a vengeful righteous omnipotent being, because my life is so soaked in sin, I know I am going to hell, but if I kick and squeal hard enough, God may change his personality just for me, and I'll end up in heaven instead
                              You know you're getting more and more off in you 'translation'. I believe Rightous Omnipotent being, just vengeful. Why, venge leads only to suffering and does nothing else.


                              Also it is not true that every retarded baby is born retarded becuase of his mother's promisuity, sorry spelled that wrong. Many are born from mothers have done nothing wrong. there are many reasons for retardation in a baby, most often lack of air during birth. Or bad genetics.
                              This becomes
                              I am a retard, but I don't think my mother is a slut, even if the denver Broncos, Chef, Chief running water, Mr garrison and uncle Jimbo do. I was born retarded because my mother tried to strangle me at birth because she realised who my father actually was and was very disappointed.
                              Yeah, sure whatever you say. You know have a ever dirty deprived mind you know that.

                              And no that isn't who God's name is spelled in Hebrew, your using the English alphabet. (Joke) Second thanks for the correction, I honestly was only going by ear since I've only ever heard it spoken.
                              becomes
                              I can't spell, you proved that, but I'm trying to laugh it off as if it doesnt make me appear like a retard, even though it quite clearly does. I'm actually quite ignorant about most things, especially religion, and don't quite accept the fact that I'm going to hell. Instead I'll try to create a false reality where I actually get to go to heaven.
                              Dude, it was a joke. Creating a false comforting false realality is what you people do.

                              Me being the aggressive one, whom are attacking whom?In closing you don't have the right to decide who believes what. That for the indivigual to decide.
                              This becomes
                              I don't consider my self the aggressor, even though I arrived uninvited here and started arguing with experienced, educated folk who actually know what they are talking about, unlike myself. I know whats best, and I will create a personal reality to suit my taste.
                              Yet you're the one attacking me. I stated an oppinion when I first arrived. I then got cursed and yelled at. I then chose to defend myself and oppinion. Also define educated people. Why you ask because no educated person I know would be say that Hebrews and Jews are two different races. That doctors can tell from the instance of birth. That science and technology is evil. That physiology is nothing but mumbo jumbo. Nor do I live in my own personal reality to suit my taste, you people do that.


                              Erasing one religion or many will not create peace. Peace cannot be baught with blood. Lay down the sword, take up the book, take those you love in your arms and live in harmony with the land and nieghbor, thus shall you find peace. For those whom drench their hands in blood, there is no peace nor salvation from the ghosts shall haunt their every step
                              This unnervingly translates to
                              Encouraging suicide bombers will stop them in their tracks. Bury your head in the sand, and expect all the bad people to leave you alone and be gone when you finally pull it back out. This attitude is the secret to world peace that noone has ever thought about before me, because I must be the chosen one, born to spread the word of God as he dictated it directly to me, and you are all ignorant deluded fools.
                              Nope, not a prophet. Never claimed to be, nor will I. Nor will killing terrorist end terrorizum. The more you kille terrorist the more will pop up. You have to kill the cause of terrorizum. In the middle east, it would that the people live a hellish existance and want someone to blame. Fanatics. like yourselves, then distort their religious book and tell them its our fault and their bible says they should kill us. This isn't goign to stop until. A.) until either we or the muslims are completely wiped out. B.) the fanatis dissappear. C.) The people stop living in misery and get better lives while seeing. D.) The people of the middle east see the West helping them to get a new life and realize we ar not the enemy. Out of all these only d is a likely oppition.

                              There. A little bit of spelling, a dash of grammar, a touch of coherency, and a bit of insight makes this post so much more accurate, don't you think? Now please stop eating that mouldy wheat. Its allowing your demons to manifest.

                              Now I'll spell correct your other posts. I cant do the grammar though. You're way to scattered to make much sense.[/quote
                              ]


                              Please don't, I rather not have to spend time correcting you again.

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                              • Enema of YOU people
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2007
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                                #105
                                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                You know, we are used to your kind, boy. The goths who come in here all flock to the threads explaining why goths are going to hell. The queers do the same for the threads on sodomites.

                                I notice that YOU seem to feel at home here in the retardeds thread.
                                Uh-huh, so no not only am I a commie, retard, satanist, demon I'm also queer and a goth. Yeah, okay. Is that the best you can come up with?


                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Well that pretty much sums you up. You DO stand alone (i.e., without Jesus) and God IS going to smack you on Judgement day.

                                In fact you should count on getting bitchslapped right down into hellfire, homer. If you reject Jesus this way, you are only helping the terrorists win.

                                Is that what you want?
                                Yes I stand alone inside, because God is by my side. I don't reject God or Jesus, but my heart is my own. Also why do you people keep thinking that God is a voilent being and prone to hate and anger as you people are? And I don't see how being independant is going to hel pthe terrorist win.

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