[Brother Temperance]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Well then why are you not happy that I have joined?

Friend, you cannot pretend to be a Christian in this thread and then deny God elsewhere. It just doesn't work.

[Bexz (On Moderation)]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Friend, you cannot pretend to be a Christian in this thread and then deny God elsewhere. It just doesn't work.

But if God has the right to contradict himself (like you said earlier, maybe on a different thread) and we were made in Gods image then we were made with that trait, the ability to contradict, and so if you insult me, you insult your God.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

But if God has the right to contradict himself (like you said earlier, maybe on a different thread) and we were made in Gods image then we were made with that trait, the ability to contradict, and so if you insult me, you insult your God.

Friend, GOD has the ability to send you to burn in Hell for eternity, but you don't have that ability. I have the ability to ban you from these forums, and if you carry on like this, GOD may tell me to use it.

[Bexz (On Moderation)]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Friend, GOD has the ability to send you to burn in Hell for eternity, but you don't have that ability. I have the ability to ban you from these forums, and if you carry on like this, GOD may tell me to use it.

But I'm not doing anything wrong, surely God would see that as perecution?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

This forum is open to the public.

No, it is not.
It is open for READING to the public, but not posting; you only post at our discretion.
And we can revoke that right whenver Jesus moves us to do so!
Make no mistake about it.

You know nothing about me, at the end of the day, it is Gods decision, can we at least both agree on that?

I know you aren't a True Christian (since you reject and disobey God & His Holy Word) and that is sufficent knowledge to know that you're damned to hell:
According to God's own decision, as given unto us in His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible.

Sorry, okay, I'll behave, my apologies, didn't mean to offend anyone here.

Another lie.
You sure don't behave in the thread about the evil of science.

Because I am Gods creation, and God makes us in his image.

NOTHING in the Word of God calls us to respect people like you, even though God created us all.
Quite the opposite; Why don't you try reading the Bible for once?

God is not a sinner, but you are.
And God doesn't appreciate you corrupting that image with sin, so your own argument condemns you;
You disrespect yourself by being a vile sinner and denying He who made you.

Well I seem to be doing very well in this life, so it works!

It may appear like that.. But God is patient.
And there may come a time when you act like this to the wrong person IRL and get beaten, raped, and chained up in a basement somewhere.
God might very well let such a person cross your path to teach you a lesson in humility..
Or some other such horrible incident: Point is, God will punish you eventually for your sin and attempts at making a mockery of Him.
Revenge is His, and it is a horrible thing to face His wrath; God is not mocked and He ALWAYS takes revenge eventually (Nahum 1:2), remember that..

And don't whine when that happens either, that's when God will laugh and you will despair. Glory! The LORD is just!

The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.
The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation.
Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken.
Psalm 37:13-15

But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
Proverbs 1:25-29

But I'm not doing anything wrong, surely God would see that as perecution?

HELLO?? Seriously, are you even reading anything typed here?
You mock God, you deny Him, you deny His Holy Word, you persecute His elect, and you sin ceaselessy..
And you say you don't do anything wrong??

You persecute us, and you persecute God, and you persecute Christianity..
But you think God would be unjust to repay it??


According to their deeds, accordingly he will repay, fury to his adversaries, recompence to his enemies;
To the islands he will repay recompence.
Isaiah 59:18

You seem to have us confused with hippy-dippy liberal fools who only call themselves Christians..
But we know that God is a God of wrath, and that He will punish every sinner for their evil works!
Trust me, you'll get yours eventually, harlot.

[Bexz (On Moderation)]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

I know you aren't a True Christian (since you reject and disobey God & His Holy Word) and that is sufficent knowledge to know that you're damned to hell:
According to God's own decision, as given unto us in His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible.

see you down there!!...................



I do not fear the non - existant

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

see you down there!!...................

No.. But I'll see you.
Because you see; you can see hell from Heaven.
And frankly, it will be quite glorious to see you burn forever in the lake of fire. Praise!

I do not fear the non - existant

If you were that sure God is non-existant.. That He was pure fiction:
Then I seriously doubt you would dedicate this much time to hating Him.
Or do you also yap about the evil of Darth Vader and your hate of Superman all-day long?

[Seeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

This thread calls for some popcorn. Anyone want some?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

This thread calls for some popcorn. Anyone want some?

More with the popcorn? Well, I suppose a bit of unsalted, unbuttered wouldn't hurt.

[Bexz (On Moderation)]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

[QUOTE]

No.. But I'll see you.
Because you see; you can see hell from Heaven.
And frankly, it will be quite glorious to see you burn forever in the lake of fire. Praise!

sorry for all your gullable notions, my friend, but when you die, that's it, your dead in the ground, there is no afterlife, lets wait and see (or not)

If you were that sure God is non-existant.. That He was pure fiction:
Then I seriously doubt you would dedicate this much time to hating Him.

Like I said I do not fear or hate the non - existant, I do not love the non existant either.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

sorry for all your gullable notions, my friend, but when you die, that's it, your dead in the ground, there is no afterlife, lets wait and see (or not)

Sure. let's wait and see.
Remember we've warned you, and told you of Jesus, so now you have no excuse to tell Jesus when He dropkicks you into hell! Glory!

Personally, I KNOW I'm Saved and going to Heaven.
I also know that you're afraid of us being right.. that's why you're here, not to convince us.. but to convince yourself that you're right.

Like I said I do not fear or hate the non - existant, I do not love the non existant either.

So you simply dedicate this much time to that which you don't care about?
Yeah.. that makes sense.

This thread calls for some popcorn. Anyone want some?

Thanks for the good idea, sister.
I'm having myself some popcorn right now.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

More with the popcorn? Well, I suppose a bit of unsalted, unbuttered wouldn't hurt.

Hmmmm, I like my popcorn buttered and salted! yummmmmy!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: This is what happens when you don't spank kids

I'm a bit upset by this thread. Noone has mentioned BEXZ spelling, grammar or punctuation. Its been irking me. God dictated the KJV in English, hence it is his favourite language. Bexz would you mind terribly if you stopped spitting in the face of Jesus and used his language correctly? Any debate you enter into can only benefit your credibility if you eschew the phonetic hillbilly pidgin that you shove in our faces. God loves correctness. Moreso, God hates those who stray from his guidance. Keep that in mind before you choose to debate those among us who love God, His Word and spellcheck.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Hi Minister Noddy! I do tithe to Jesus and I have been saved but people here still won't accept me, can you give me any advice. Thankyou XX

Hello Bexz, I must have missed this post of yours earlier. Here's the really bad news. Only Landover Baptists are truly SAVED and are TRUE CHRISTIANS.

Only Landover Baptists are Godly. They are simply going by the KJV1611 Bible literally, word for word in God's favorite language English. If Jesus hates some people and loves others, then they follow His example.

True Landover Baptists don't SIN, they are SAVED, so they are incapable of sin. To be a Christian and also believe in science and evolution isn't good enough, and you will get slammed bigtime.

I already know this from bitter personal experience because according to them I am not Saved either, and am not a True Christian (even though I support real science, history, literature and comparative religion, have a background in theology and am a real minister of the Episcopal Church)

As for tithing, what can I (as a namby pamby sissy false-christian anglican-episcopal communion minister) say? I tithe at my own church too. But here the True Christians want you to Tithe to Landover only.

I would pray for you Bexz, but the True Christians claim that Jesus doesn't answer the prayers of the Unsaved, so that would be a prayer from one unsaved to another, and fruitless.

... still I am wishing you all the best, noddy xx

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Well well speak of the devil....Brother Jeb's little girl goes missing and who should turn up but the opium-addled chink Hinkari....

I'm glad you missed me Zekey. I haven't seen Jeb's kid, cause I live pretty far away from Landover... I doubt a kid her age could get to San Francisco anyway.....

It must be Ornamental mating season. If she brings the Catlicker schoolgirl outfit, I'm sure Hitoshi'd be glad to bring the tentacles. Or vice versa.

Um..... I'm taken and to be blunt, Hitoshi's not that good looking...
And by the way, whatever happened to Dances with Joy? I haven't seen much of her, as of lately... She was nice.