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I have been here for 3 days and I'm amassed by the number of witches, wiccans and pagans that are polluting our godly forum. How can we beleave that the bible says "suffer a witch not to live" yet allow them to desecrete are holy forum. Where are the true beleaviers here. Must we have our own witch burning for Jesus here.
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Although we have a permanent injunction against the Unsaved(TM), we recognize that some of them are sent to us by JESUS. It is our Christian duty to try and bring them into our Church for the purpose of furthering JESUS' wishes, and to allow them to tithe appropriately as the Bible commands.
And, of course, most of them use a spellchecker which makes them less difficult to tolerate.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
We tolerate them because even though they are spunk covered, baby eating harlots who richly deserved to be burnt alive as God commands Jesus still loves these trollops of Satan. So we as good Christians forgive the walking wicker sacks of excrement seven times seventy and work to help them return Jesus love.
Let no one be mistaken, we TRUE Christian love those wicker dirt bags and will do anything to help them, I mean anything. I personally am willing to set a wicker on fire and then put her out with a baseball if that helps her reach for Christ. If Jesus can forgive her for being a murderous, vicious whore for Satan so can I can.
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
And, of course, most of them use a spellchecker which makes them less difficult to tolerate.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that "spellchecker" is not a cross referencing guide for witches, but a tool used to avoid posting spelling mistakes. Another victory for Jesus.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Once again the love of Jesus is shining thru this blessed forum. As always, I will go as commanded by my church elders.Would these heathens let a right thinking man on one of there web pages, I'm sure it is not. For only the compassion of Christ and his holy light could help them in there darkness.
Let us pray to Jesus for there salvation, and as God has commanded that we shall suffer in this life, I shall aways act the true Christian gentelman to these baby murdering,feminazi harlots for Satan.Comment
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Well, as was pointed out by Pastor Al, we actually know correct spelling and grammar unlike some.Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
Not to mention paragraphs.
And besides that, if they don't mind us being here, then you shouldn't object either as it isn't your forum, you darn ol' meanie pants.
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Of course we mind you being here if you don't repent! You're fast running out of chances to convert, witch.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Bah. I bet you'd get bored without us heathens to pick on.
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Well...they do go out and hunt them occasionally
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How are you still not in Gitmo? Don't you think it's about time that you gave up the queer vegan terrorism and accepted Christ, young missy?Originally posted by SinisterPizza View PostWell...they do go out and hunt them occasionallyO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
lol, I'm not vegan anymore...and whoever said I was in Gitmo?Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
PRAISE! Another victory for Christ!Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
I am with Brother Temperance on this one. I rejoice that Jesus has turned your heart back to the Godly value of meat in your diet.Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
Who IS this warrior cretin?
Calling himself a lord and getting all uppity?
and why church might that be missy? I don't see any indication the pastors here consider you more than a wimpy little twit, if they bother to think about you at all!As always, I will go as commanded by my church elders
anyway I think they are telling you to "go" potty and make sure you fall in....I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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Re: why are we suffering a witch on this forum
I am a warrior for Jesus, fighting against the heathen,homer scum that is polluting this great godly country of ours. The church elders I am refering to
are those wonderful godly people who run this forum.But I can see why you would mock them, as you cannot bow to the Lord Jesus Christ, what would a baby killing, wiccan sinner like you want to listen to the mere mortal men that spread Gods Holy word. I now shall pray that you finally see the error of your ways, come to Jesus, and stop with your homer lifestyles.Comment
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