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  • The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

    http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/faith

    We True Christains™ at Landover Baptist have something to be proud of. We do not lie.

    That cannot be said of the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA). This was laid out for all to see in the event "celebrated" today, the official signing of the "Letter of Call" change of status by the Bishop of the Minneapolis Synod for a lesbian Pastor.

    The ceremony today ended several years of what the Star Tribune called a "stealth status" in which the Pastor, Mary Albring, has been operating. The absence of truth in the ELCA began several years ago when Albring left a faculty position to become a Pastor of a liberal church in Minneapolis. She received a Letter of Call from the ELCA at the time, was placed on the official List of Pastors, and, all was well.

    But, while Pastoring, she took on a lesbian partner. This was in violation of ELCA doctrine at the time. What happened? The ELCA, local church and Albring began a series of bureaucratic manuvers, lies really, that continued from 2003 until today.

    She was granted a "Leave of Absence" from the "List of Pastors". This Leave of Absense status expired after a few years She was granted an extension.

    Then, there was the position at the local church. It could not be filled by a Pastor who was on an official Leave of Absence. What do to? Declare the position "Vacant", of course. That was done.

    The illegal "Pastor" Albring then continued to act out the positon of pastor at the chruch as if she really were a pastor. This went on for years. In time, demonic forces within the ELCA began steps to overtune the policy that banned men or women, gay or straight, who lived together without marriage from being pastors. Strangely, the Devil won this battle.

    Today, the Devil raised two of his three fingers in a V for Victory sign. The ELCA stopped its lies. Then it did something even worse.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

    Luther
    Lether
    Lesher
    Lesbor
    Lesbo



    No particular surprise . . . . .



    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      It's ironic when you say that you don't lie and still you say that God is real.

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        @Oompa-loompa But God is real! #2nd Timothy 3:16
        I Jesus!

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          Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
          It's ironic when you say that you don't lie and still you say that God is real.
          What are you talking about?

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            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
            What are you talking about?
            Well, what do think I'm talking about?

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              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              @Oompa-loompa But God is real! #2nd Timothy 3:16
              Can you prove it with something different than Bible?

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                Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

                Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                Can you prove it with something different than Bible?
                Take a look at THIS.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  Isn't there some false religion that accepts fags? Why do they all want to be Christians?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Take a look at THIS.
                    The website says that:
                    The Proof that God exists is that without Him you couldn't prove anything.
                    That doesn't make any sense and it doesn't prove anything.

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                      Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

                      Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                      That doesn't make any sense and it doesn't prove anything.
                      It only seems like that to you because you didn't bother to read the Holy Bible!

                      We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

                      Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

                      I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

                      Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        Can I get an amen?

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                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it.
                          I consider any bible extremely imperfect. It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.

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                            Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

                            Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                            I consider any bible extremely imperfect. It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.
                            Well thanks for spewing that hatefulness here on our Christian forum.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

                              Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                              I consider any bible extremely imperfect. It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.
                              Why do you assume I did not read it? And it is not even close to being as perfect as the KJV1611 Holy Bible! E.g. even secular scientists are certain Charles Darwin was completely mistaken on things like on the Eozoon. There is even a complete book by Richard Leakey about the many mistakes Charles Darwin made!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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