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I have this acquaintance from my Missionary Days in Sin Fransissyco. I’ll call him “Bob L”; he is a secular atheist so in other words a butt banging homer moonbat liberal. Still, my love for Jesus drives me to the hope that Bob L will come to Jesus in time so I correspond with him.
We were discussing how atheists really believe in Jesus deep down inside. Naturally Bob L refused to admit it. I pointed out how he prays to God all the time, for instance when he says “God d---n it!” when stubs his toe.
Bob L wrote me this reply
Right there from the horses mouth you have the atheist prayer. Now my brethren we know why Jesus hasn’t smited the atheists; they pray to Him to stop Him from His wrath.
They next time an atheist dirt bag says God doesn’t exist, show them this.
We were discussing how atheists really believe in Jesus deep down inside. Naturally Bob L refused to admit it. I pointed out how he prays to God all the time, for instance when he says “God d---n it!” when stubs his toe.
Bob L wrote me this reply
BJ,
Yes, you finally found me out. Now I understand why they made you a supervisor there, off in Iowa.
Here is the prayer I say every morning BJ:
"Oh invisible sky king whom people tell you exist but I think they are yanking my chain.
Well invisible sky king, witness me perform the correct magical ritual so I can ask you not to actively conspire to hurt or torture me. Since the proper ceremony is performed you are now obligated by your own crazy rules to consider me one of your followers and therefore I am protected from your own insane mode swing and sadistic tendencies.
May all suck up to you, you hypersensitive jerk."
Are you satisfied now BJ?
Yes, you finally found me out. Now I understand why they made you a supervisor there, off in Iowa.
Here is the prayer I say every morning BJ:
"Oh invisible sky king whom people tell you exist but I think they are yanking my chain.
Well invisible sky king, witness me perform the correct magical ritual so I can ask you not to actively conspire to hurt or torture me. Since the proper ceremony is performed you are now obligated by your own crazy rules to consider me one of your followers and therefore I am protected from your own insane mode swing and sadistic tendencies.
May all suck up to you, you hypersensitive jerk."
Are you satisfied now BJ?
They next time an atheist dirt bag says God doesn’t exist, show them this.
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