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  • #136
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

    Originally posted by PreacherQuentin View Post
    dead wrong sir Harley, I just noticed he could use a compliment due to the fact as it is that everyone should get compliments, heck I bet you're a handsome fella yourself.
    You need an appointment with an optometrist if you think my avatar is a "handsome fella."
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • #137
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

      Originally posted by PreacherQuentin View Post
      dead wrong sir Harley, I just noticed he could use a compliment due to the fact as it is that everyone should get compliments, heck I bet you're a handsome fella yourself.
      How about you and your school chums go find something productive to do with your summer hmm...? I'm sure there are some elderly people in the neighbourhood who could use some strapping young boys like yourselves to help them with some yard work.
      Drama queen

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      • #138
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

        Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
        You need an appointment with an optometrist if you think my avatar is a "handsome fella."
        i just thought you liked women on motorcycles, my bad, and to Mrs. Rogers, i did not realize that Charli was a lady, I honestly didn't

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        • #139
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

          Originally posted by PreacherQuentin View Post
          i just thought you liked women on motorcycles, my bad, and to Mrs. Rogers, i did not realize that Charli was a lady, I honestly didn't
          Daddy has taken some new pics of me.

          I plan to change my avatar very soon to avoid any confusion.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • #140
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

            Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
            Daddy has taken some new pics of me.

            I plan to change my avatar very soon to avoid any confusion.
            Daddy?

            and this is good, saves me some infractions haha

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            • #141
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

              Originally posted by PreacherQuentin View Post
              Daddy?

              and this is good, saves me some infractions haha
              God is yet to provide a husband for me.

              (And may never given that I am now considered middle aged.)

              So I live at home with my Dad.

              Mum died some years ago.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • #142
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                Daddy has taken some new pics of me.

                I plan to change my avatar very soon to avoid any confusion.
                Sister, I think my avatar makes it pretty clear that I'm a woman, and just today I saw someone calling brother Nobar a little girl. I guess it's just proof that liebrals are really confused about the sexes.
                Drama queen

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                • #143
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                  Thank you, Brother Cranky, for an excellent exposition of why God hates soccer! I hate soccer too, Praise Jesus!

                  I must take issue with one thing in your list, though - the inclusion of Australia in your list of soccer playing nations. No self-respecting Australian would be seen dead playing or watching that girly homer game.

                  Australians play rugby league ("frequently cited as the toughest and most physically demanding of any team sport in the world,"), a game that makes soccer look like what it is - a game for girls and homersexuals - but which also makes American football look little better.

                  Now I know that America is His Own Countryand I would never criticise anything that Jesus loves, but I strongly suspect that American football is not a Godly pursuit - more the work of Satan. The few times I've watched American football I've been shocked by all the protective clothing that it's weak and girly players wear to protect them from owies. What girls! They wouldn't last a minute on a rugby league field. When rugby league players break a bone, they just keep right on playing - like real men.

                  I'm sure that when Jesus was a boy he played rugby league with his friends. How can I be sure? Easy - He was a Real Man! You didn't see him wearing twenty layers of padding when he was being scourged, and you never see pictures of him fondling his Desciples or falling to his knees clutching his leg, do you? If anyone asked him to play soccer or American football, he'd probably just have laughed and damned them to Hell.
                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                  • #144
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Sister, I think my avatar makes it pretty clear that I'm a woman, and just today I saw someone calling brother Nobar a little girl. I guess it's just proof that liebrals are really confused about the sexes.
                    How could anyone confuse Brother Nobar as a little girl.

                    That would be one facially hairy little Miss.

                    I think many of the unsaved heathens on here are on drugs Sister B.I.G.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • #145
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                      don't give it a reason all religions hate soccer.. it's not only you guys.. it's mostly because soccers is so fun for som wierd ppl like ronaldino that it takes their thoughts away from god

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                      • #146
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                        Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                        don't give it a reason all religions hate soccer.. it's not only you guys.. it's mostly because soccers is so fun for som wierd ppl like ronaldino that it takes their thoughts away from god
                        Are you speaking in tongues?

                        Plain old American is so much easier to understand by forum members.
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • #147
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                          all religions hate soccer my friend... it's for retards like ronaldinho and osama bin laden, and of course george bush, but what do god think of archery

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                          • #148
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                            Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                            all religions hate soccer my friend... it's for retards like ronaldinho and osama bin laden, and of course george bush, but what do god think of archery
                            Why don't you tell me what God thinks of archery, You have the Bible to find the answer. Say it in scripture friend.
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • #149
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                              i'm young and you understand the holy book bether than me... besides the only bible i have is written in danish

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                              • #150
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                                Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                                i'm young and you understand the holy book bether than me... besides the only bible i have is written in danish
                                You can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

                                this might interest you too-

                                Follow the Word of God, not your "conscience" - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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