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  • Cursed
    Recovering Bastard
    Head of Landover Glee Club
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2011
    • 1363

    #211
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

    Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
    nah, you reckon?
    Reckon that you are rude and hateful, like most europeans?

    Why yes I do!

    BTW serious question - isn't America's debt owned by China, basically with 3 trillion $ they own the USA effectively?
    How do you reckon they'll collect?

    You're just angry they won't invest in your dump of a country because it is worthless.

    so we got a bunch of half germans as a royal family (who have no power)
    I reckon them living like royalty (ha ha) riding around in diamond-encrusted carriages and having you BOW to them and serve them hand and foot begs otherwise.

    you have a president who owned by Mr Hin Jintao who promotes a non relegious communist state. LOL
    China owns some paper they can't collect on, they're just beginning to realize how we played them.

    Someday you'll figure it out.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • Nightynight
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2011
      • 14

      #212
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
      Reckon that you are rude and hateful, like most europeans?

      Why yes I do!



      How do you reckon they'll collect?

      You're just angry they won't invest in your dump of a country because it is worthless.



      I reckon them living like royalty (ha ha) riding around in diamond-encrusted carriages and having you BOW to them and serve them hand and foot begs otherwise.



      China owns some paper they can't collect on, they're just beginning to realize how we played them.

      Someday you'll figure it out.
      I'll start from the top.

      Americans I am told do not understand 'irony' this is certainly the case here


      Buying your debt is not investing sonny that's buying you like a loan shark

      bow, serve? I see you have never been here, the royals pay more in taxes than they get from us, small but true fact.


      mmmm can't collect? they've just brought out a new stealth fighter jet no?

      But I think you'll find getting their money back maybe more simple than you think through legal means, if the US defaults on its debt your economy will go down the toilet as no one will lend you any more money - see Greece, Spain and Ireland et al and their current economy problems due to having stuffed credit rating

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      • Cursed
        Recovering Bastard
        Head of Landover Glee Club
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2011
        • 1363

        #213
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

        Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
        I'll start from the top.

        Americans I am told do not understand 'irony' this is certainly the case here
        No, it's not. That's what so funny.

        I know you don't get it, because it's over your head.

        Buying your debt is not investing sonny that's buying you like a loan shark
        Buying what? They own nothing but paper they can't collect on, kiddo.

        bow, serve? I see you have never been here, the royals pay more in taxes than they get from us, small but true fact.
        Where did they get the money they pay the taxes with, pray tell?

        Hmmm? How did they make all of that money, sport?

        It was YOU, dummy! Ha ha Brits are notorious suckers for a reason.

        mmmm can't collect? they've just brought out a new stealth fighter jet no?
        The stealth fighter based on 1980s USA technology?

        Wow, fancy, color me impressed.

        But I think you'll find getting their money back maybe more simple than you think through legal means, if the US defaults on its debt your economy will go down the toilet as no one will lend you any more money - see Greece, Spain and Ireland et al and their current economy problems due to having stuffed credit rating
        It's so funny you don't understand this.

        If the US defaults on its debt the ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY will go down, fool!

        If the entire economy collapses, this will lead to World War III.

        Which will end with nuclear destruction of all enemies of the USA as need be and subjugation of the rest of the world even further.

        USA wins again! USA! USA!
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • Nightynight
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Mar 2011
          • 14

          #214
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

          Originally posted by Cursed View Post
          No, it's not. That's what so funny.

          I know you don't get it, because it's over your head.



          Buying what? They own nothing but paper they can't collect on, kiddo.



          Where did they get the money they pay the taxes with, pray tell?

          Hmmm? How did they make all of that money, sport?

          It was YOU, dummy! Ha ha Brits are notorious suckers for a reason.



          The stealth fighter based on 1980s USA technology?

          Wow, fancy, color me impressed.



          It's so funny you don't understand this.

          If the US defaults on its debt the ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY will go down, fool!

          If the entire economy collapses, this will lead to World War III.

          Which will end with nuclear destruction of all enemies of the USA as need be and subjugation of the rest of the world even further.

          USA wins again! USA! USA!
          blimey you aren't half funny son beam LOL

          You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
          Dear Nightynight,

          You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

          Reason: Accusing us of not understanding irony
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          We know exactly what it is pal! I could explain it to you, but I won't.

          Yours in Christ,

          Wide-Open
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          • Cursed
            Recovering Bastard
            Head of Landover Glee Club
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2011
            • 1363

            #215
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

            I will miss him, he was the closest thing to a friend I ever had.

            Nighty night, Nightynight. I'm sorry you will burn in Hell.
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • HiddenHeart
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2011
              • 4

              #216
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

              Cranky Old Man this is by far the stupidist alligation i have seen you post. Your reason #1 is that soccer is all about lying and cheating. Its not. Its a sport, just like football, tennis, etc. Referess may make a bad call but that is in EVERY sport and isnt the actual sports fault. #2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets...Have you asked a soccer player what he wants? who are you to act like you know what goes on in everybody else's mind? #3 Soccer is about sex and drugs...seriously...again its about the sport and just like EVERY OTHER SPORT some atheletes may take drugs to inhance their preformance and that is wrong. But you really have no place to comment on people taking drugs because you clearly are on something and its not life and its not God. I could rant on and on all day about how wrong you are but I have a life and I dont take all my hate and discontent out on random things. You are angry at the world that is clear to see but nothing MAKES anyone doign ANYTHING. God gave us a choice. we CHOOSE what we want to do with this blessed life. I pray one day you wont be angry and you will br filled with love and instead of looking for things to be angry at and clain its gods rath, i hope you can see all the good in them.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22353

                #217
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                Originally posted by HiddenHeart View Post
                Cranky Old Man this is by far the stupidist alligation i have seen you post.
                Are you always this nice to people?

                ... I could rant on and on all day
                Indeed you could. Perhaps next time you could actually read the post before you respond to it.

                You are angry at the world that is clear to see but nothing MAKES anyone doign ANYTHING. God gave us a choice. we CHOOSE what we want to do with this blessed life.
                Yes, and some people choose to be lying cheating drug addicted soccer players. And I chose a rightful life of obeying God's every wish. Guess how this story is going to end...
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • HiddenHeart
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 4

                  #218
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Yes, and some people choose to be lying cheating drug addicted soccer players.
                  DId you catch that? SOME people. Its not the sports fault. I am only saying this because i play soccer and i dont think it has Gods hate on it. When I was growing up all I heard about God was that he was all love and forgiveness. Since I found this site it seems that the only thing you people talk about here is Gods hate. I honestly do not believe God hates soccer. However everyone is intittled to their opinion. You are and so am I. No one knows for sure whos is the 'right' one though. We can only pray.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #219
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                    Originally posted by HiddenHeart View Post
                    DId you catch that? SOME people. Its not the sports fault. I am only saying this because i play soccer and i dont think it has Gods hate on it. When I was growing up all I heard about God was that he was all love and forgiveness. Since I found this site it seems that the only thing you people talk about here is Gods hate. I honestly do not believe God hates soccer. However everyone is intittled to their opinion. You are and so am I. No one knows for sure whos is the 'right' one though. We can only pray.
                    "Jesus does not hate anyone."

                    That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).

                    Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

                    Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
                    Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

                    Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

                    In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

                    In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...

                    Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
                    I pray that you have found this enlightening.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • johnnycomelately
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 4

                      #220
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                      i own a soccer team and i would rather spend my sundays there

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #221
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                        Originally posted by johnnycomelately View Post
                        i own a soccer team and i would rather spend my sundays there
                        Friend, what are you doing here?

                        Put a cork in it, will you.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Hammer of Justice
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10

                          #222
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                          This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #223
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                            Originally posted by Hammer of Justice View Post
                            This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
                            Nonsense. Soccer was invented by hairy European women while they were waiting for their pansy husbands to cook dinner.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • SantosLHalper
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 8

                              #224
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                              "Soccer players are lazy"

                              Only Manchester City to be honest.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22353

                                #225
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                                Originally posted by SantosLHalper View Post
                                "Soccer players are lazy" Only Manchester City to be honest.
                                Badmouthing is never honest. And no, all soccer players are lazy. No exceptions.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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