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  • #196
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

    Yes I did read you post and most of it is false. Yes some soccer games are on Sunday but they don't last the whole day, so you can go to church before or after the game.
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    • #197
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

      Originally posted by Mr.Nunes View Post
      Yes I did read you post and most of it is false. Yes some soccer games are on Sunday but they don't last the whole day, so you can go to church before or after the game.
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      How can you as a God hater, claim any of it is false if you do not love baby Jesus?

      I see. So giving your love and devotion as a part time obligation is
      OK with you? Do you only love your family when it is convenient and does not interfere with kicking your mates balls?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #198
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

        Originally posted by Mr.Nunes View Post
        What are you people talking about? Soccer is the best sport in the world.
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        Yea, if you're a queer.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #199
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

          #1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
          The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

          That's #1 for a reason!!

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          • #200
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

            seems a bit harsh on 22 blokes kicking a bit of inflated leather around IMO, I quite like a game of footy as a boy didn't make me a raging arse bandit.

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            • #201
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

              Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
              seems a bit harsh on 22 blokes kicking a bit of inflated leather around IMO, I quite like a game of footy as a boy didn't make me a raging arse bandit.
              Just oral then?

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              • #202
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                I suppose you like americaaaan football, all that padding and helmets

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                • #203
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                  Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
                  I suppose you like americaaaan football, all that padding and helmets
                  It's spelled "American," and you capitalize it, heathen!

                  Show some respect, you're on American soil, and we're proud and our country could totally destroy your country at will.
                  The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                  • #204
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                    Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                    It's spelled "American," and you capitalize it, heathen!

                    Show some respect, you're on American soil, and we're proud and our country could totally destroy your country at will.

                    1. trying using english, no 'z'
                    2. this is the internet not any soil
                    3. how christian of you

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                    • #205
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                      Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
                      1. trying using english, no 'z'
                      We don't speak effeminate English here, we speak American!

                      We don't go to your "Kiss Royal Ass" forum and tell you how to spell!

                      this is the internet not any soil
                      Fun fact: Web forums are often hosted on something called a "server." This physical object has a location on Earth; the server of Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa, United States of America.

                      Wrong again, Mr. Nightynight!

                      how christian of you
                      Thank you, sir! I see you are finally being reasonable.

                      There is nothing more Christian than war.

                      The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.~Exodus 15:3
                      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                      • #206
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                        glad you are using 'Mr' it does show some education for a hillbilly hick, strange ideas on christianity though. war - don't see that in the big ten. Funny how we accuse the Muslims of twisting the text of the koran to suit their arguments but miss our own tresspasses.

                        he without sin throw the first stone eh?

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                        • #207
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                          America- the only country ever to run to the French for help!

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                          • #208
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                            Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
                            glad you are using 'Mr' it does show some education for a hillbilly hick
                            What a rude scut you are!

                            Why are europeans so stupid and hateful?

                            strange ideas on christianity though.
                            Only if you're ignorant and haven't read the Bible. It's not my fault you are stupid, don't take it out on me.

                            war - don't see that in the big ten. Funny how we accuse the Muslims of twisting the text of the koran to suit their arguments but miss our own tresspasses.
                            First it's hick, now it's "we?"

                            We're not going to save you a third time euro-trash, we're sick of it.

                            he without sin throw the first stone eh?
                            Typical cherry-picking of the uneducated. Righteous judgment is beloved by the LORD; the passage you so vaguely refer to is against hypocritical judgment.

                            Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.~John 7:24

                            I guess you missed this one on your extensive studies?

                            Perhaps where you come from hick means "my better?" That would make sense. You should learn American though so you don't sound so dumb.

                            Originally posted by Hadrian View Post
                            America- the only country ever to run to the French for help!
                            You still have a royal family; how sad is that?

                            Did Prince Charles get to pork your hairy wife on your wedding day?
                            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                            • #209
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                              Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                              What a rude scut you are!

                              Why are europeans so stupid and hateful?



                              Only if you're ignorant and haven't read the Bible. It's not my fault you are stupid, don't take it out on me.



                              First it's hick, now it's "we?"

                              We're not going to save you a third time euro-trash, we're sick of it.



                              Typical cherry-picking of the uneducated. Righteous judgment is beloved by the LORD; the passage you so vaguely refer to is against hypocritical judgment.

                              Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.~John 7:24

                              I guess you missed this one on your extensive studies?

                              Perhaps were you come from hick means "my superior?" That would make sense.



                              You still have a royal family; how sad is that?

                              I'd die first. You are a coward living under the yoke of your pasty fat masters.
                              nah, you reckon?

                              BTW serious question - isn't America's debt owned by China, basically with 3 trillion $ they own the USA effectively? so we got a bunch of half germans as a royal family (who have no power) you have a president who owned by Mr Hin Jintao who promotes a non relegious communist state. LOL

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                              • #210
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                                Originally posted by Nightynight View Post
                                you have a president who owned by Mr Hin Jintao who promotes a non relegious communist state. LOL
                                We are well aware of our plague presidency, thank you. Obama wants to turn the US into a mooselimb communissss country.

                                We can not wait for 2012 - providing there is no Rapture in the mean time - when Sarah Palin will put an end to all that nonsense, and will put the Bible where it belongs: in the constitution.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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