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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #46
    Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

    Originally posted by Joh View Post
    No, he claimed that he recieved instructions from God which he didn't. Bush is a politician not a slave of God. He's a liar.
    When you say he is a liar, without actually knowing so..
    Then you only make yourself a liar.

    Originally posted by Joh View Post
    I don't see christ in any of you people. You are all carnal.
    ..Said the man who keeps judging everyone based on their color, or even the geographical region in which they live!
    It doesn't get more carnal than that, fool.

    I'm a bit shocked that you actually use the white man's computer too, being such a fighter for racial separation and all..
    If you have such a problem with Godly white people like us, you can start by giving us back our culture and technology:
    Including any buildings not built of straw and/or mud, and all of our computers, cars, and cellphones.
    Or will you finally admit that you are just another uncle tom with an uppity attitude?


    So come on, Joh..
    Stop being such an uppity racist and send Jesus your welfare check.
    The PayPal button awaits your dark touch.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Brother Lindh
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2007
      • 130

      #47
      Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Well aren't you guys on the ball. You may as well recruit retards.
      Fool! They only need to be trained to activate the toggle switch! We provide and fit the semtex vestments. Praise Allah!

      We plan tO use an inflatable JesuS. He will be exactly six of the feet tall. No other person wAs exactly six of the feet tall. Now you will hear the Christian pigs squeal in their Hummeee Veez.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #48
        Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

        Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post

        ... Now you will hear the Christian pigs squeal in their Hummeee Veez ...
        The way you are going to squeal when you are butt-kicked into the molten core of the earth, to be roasted and slow-basted by demons to a golden brown like a piglet, napkin-head ...
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Brother Lindh
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2007
          • 130

          #49
          Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

          Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
          The way you are going to squeal when you are butt-kicked into the molten core of the earth, to be roasted and slow-basted by demons to a golden brown like a piglet, napkin-head ...
          Ahh, Sister Nohdi, "squeal" coming from your burning Hummy Veez is not quite the correct application, it is more like - what is your American expression?, yes, more like Snap Crackle and Pop. Such was the sound of your Blackwater Christian Guards, as they toasted, in the words of your writer Ambrose Bierce, "to a nut-brown discomfort".

          It is not too late for you Sister Nohdi! Come over to us and you will be rewarded with 72 of the finest camel drivers, many of them at the same time! Do not pay heed to Ali Piss el! He is not an Arab even if he pretends to be.

          Praise Allah!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #50
            Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

            Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
            Ahh, Sister Nohdi, "squeal" coming from your burning Hummy Veez is not quite the correct application, it is more like - what is your American expression?, yes, more like Snap Crackle and Pop. Such was the sound of your Blackwater Christian Guards, as they toasted, in the words of your writer Ambrose Bierce, "to a nut-brown discomfort".

            It is not too late for you Sister Nohdi! Come over to us and you will be rewarded with 72 of the finest camel drivers, many of them at the same time! Do not pay heed to Ali Piss el! He is not an Arab even if he pretends to be.

            Praise Allah!
            I will repeat my infraction message to you here so the readers will understand were you are wrong Lindh;

            Listen here Moonworshiper,

            Women are not pets to be kept locked up at all times. Your proposition to Sister Noddey indecent and disgusting. Sister Noddey is a modern Christian women and like a modern Christian women she stays at home, cooks for her family and goes to Church . As you see, the exact diametric opposite of how women are treated under Islam. Maybe you Moonworshipers should think about taking such an enlightened view of women instead for abusing them like you people do.

            Now that you have seen the TRUTH™, REPENT™ and accept Jesus before it is too late.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #51
              Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

              I will repeat my infraction message to you here so the readers will understand were you are wrong Lindh;

              Listen here Moonworshiper,

              Women are not pets to be kept locked up at all times. Your proposition to Sister Noddey indecent and disgusting. Sister Noddey is a modern Christian women and like a modern Christian women she stays at home, cooks for her family and goes to Church . As you see, the exact diametric opposite of how women are treated under Islam. Maybe you Moonworshipers should think about taking such an enlightened view of women instead for abusing them like you people do.

              Now that you have seen the TRUTH™, REPENT™ and accept Jesus before it is too late.
              Praise JESUS, Brother Bobby Joe! Sister Noddy protected by GODLY modern American True Christian™ Church pastors and brothers ...

              Noddy got pies in the oven, son-in-law's favorite, and succulent juicy pork roast for dinner, served with fluffy to-die-for whipped potatoes and gravy! yummmmy!

              And just for your information, you napkin-head infidel Lindh, Noddy not required to wear napkin on head, but places dinner napkin in lap, as proper modern American True Christian™ ladies always do ...

              Then after dinner, family BIBLE study in the living room (son-in-law got spanking-paddle by the fireplace in case Noddy forgets lessons for the day)
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #52
                Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                Praise JESUS, Brother Bobby Joe! Sister Noddy protected by GODLY modern American True Christian™ Church pastors and brothers ...

                Noddy got pies in the oven, son-in-law's favorite, and succulent juicy pork roast for dinner, served with fluffy to-die-for whipped potatoes and gravy! yummmmy!

                And just for your information, you napkin-head infidel Lindh, Noddy not required to wear napkin on head, but places dinner napkin in lap, as proper modern American True Christian™ ladies always do ...

                Then after dinner, family BIBLE study in the living room (son-in-law got spanking-paddle by the fireplace in case Noddy forgets lessons for the day)
                As you see, this is proper Christian and human treatment of women. When Sister Noddy fetches her son-in-law his dinner she does it out her love for Jesus, not because she forced to by outdated commands of a desert dwelling theocrat who claimed to talk to God. She accepts her place in the household because Sister Noddy knows God has told her it is right threw The Bible, not because of the confused pronouncements of some self styled prophet who wrote down what ever he felt like.

                The differences between Christianity and Islam when it comes to women are like night and day, left or right. The results speak for themselves; compare that hardly any Christian women have been killed by their families or husbands for harlotry to the countless numbers of women killed in the Muslim world yearly. Clearly Christian women are far, far more virtuous.

                So Brother Lindh, when will you face THE TRUTH™ that Islam only condemns you to following an archaic set of rules out of superstition and Christianity is your’ only escape.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #53
                  Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

                  Originally posted by ihatehypocrites View Post
                  I'm not trying to be confrontational, but does it make sense to threaten athiests and nonbelievers with burning in hell since they probably don't believe in hell?
                  Many people don't believe in automobiles either, but they don't jump in front of them. Are you suggesting that HELL will simply go away if you don't believe in it? I suppose 25,000 afrikan darkies who believe in a hot turkey sandwich aren't going to die of starvation today?
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Brother Lindh
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 130

                    #54
                    Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

                    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                    Praise JESUS, Brother Bobby Joe! Sister Noddy protected by GODLY modern American True Christian™ Church pastors and brothers ...

                    Noddy got pies in the oven, son-in-law's favorite, and succulent juicy pork roast for dinner, served with fluffy to-die-for whipped potatoes and gravy! yummmmy!

                    And just for your information, you napkin-head infidel Lindh, Noddy not required to wear napkin on head, but places dinner napkin in lap, as proper modern American True Christian™ ladies always do ...

                    Then after dinner, family BIBLE study in the living room (son-in-law got spanking-paddle by the fireplace in case Noddy forgets lessons for the day)
                    Sister Nohdi! You have been misinformed, no doubt by Ali Piss el. You will not wear a napkin, but a fine silk veil of the finest import whist you dance for the camel drivers and incite them to jihoodi! Fanned by elderly eunichs, attended by virgins bearing goat-skin scrubbers, fed dates, figs, roasted lamb stuffed with rice. Forget your moaning and ever-complaining Jesus. Come into our tent.
                    Praise Allah!

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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843

                      #55
                      Re: all athiests and nonbelievers will burn in hell.

                      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post

                      Sister Nohdi! You have been misinformed, no doubt by Ali Piss el. You will not wear a napkin, but a fine silk veil of the finest import whist you dance for the camel drivers and incite them to jihoodi! Fanned by elderly eunichs, attended by virgins bearing goat-skin scrubbers, fed dates, figs, roasted lamb stuffed with rice. Forget your moaning and ever-complaining Jesus. Come into our tent.
                      Praise Allah!
                      First of all, my name is spelled in American English, not some mumbo-jumbo islamo-sand-language that nobody can understand ...

                      ... and no, I shall NOT be cajolled into your blasphemous presence or be caught dead entering your tent ...

                      Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;

                      Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

                      Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.


                      My place is with my GODLY family and with modern American True Christians™, you moon-worshipping cloth-head!
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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