[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

without the comma, it makes no sense.

"You don't have to think"
Seems like simply an easy way out to today's troubles.

Why don't you go worship you spaghetti monster somewhere else.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

Just how many times am I going to have to explain this to you all?

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.

22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.
24 The current administration's quite enough.
25 Other people have other ideas, but then again other people are promoting Holy War, too.
26 Don't do that in the name of our FSM.
27 That's not the Way to Do Things Right.

Muellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

48 The Flying Spaghetti Monster who is Our Lord did not create us that we might simply then be condemned for failing to believe in Him.
49 What kind of crazy scheme is that;
50 to bestow his Creatures with life, then to throw that life he bestowed into eternal torment?
51 That is the way of evil deities, not good ones.
52 Our One Who Flies and is Saucy understands that life among beings with free will, on a planet with natural systems that cause tumult, and Scientifically Intelligently Designed by a deity who is prankish and can be peevish, should not end in eternal misery.
53 That‟s insane.
54 What kind of fool would believe such a being worthy of worship?

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

Just how many times am I going to have to explain this to you all?

An Announcement Regarding the AfterlifeMuellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

Boring

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

Boring

Oh such a witty, comprehensive and incisive rebuttal of all my points, how could I possibly fail to be convinced by your argument, but you know what, I still some how manage reject your lies.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

Oh such a witty, comprehensive and incisive rebuttal of all my points, how could I possibly fail to be convinced by your argument, but you know what, I still some how manage reject your lies.

Did you miss the last posting I made on the thread
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46393

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

Did you miss the last posting I made on the thread
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46393

If you meant this one
I covered that here

Of if you meant this
My answer is here

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

If you meant this one
I covered that here

Of if you meant this
My answer is here

You really are quite stupid. I have made a few post after those. Try reading the whole thread.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

You really are quite stupid. I have made a few post after those. Try reading the whole thread.

These hardly add anything to your argument

You are just making your own path to hell for not believing in the Lord. Cast aside your false God and believe in the Lord.

It is you who do not accept the one true God
But as Qwertyuiopasd tells us in the Letter to the Evangelists

3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
3:4 The principles of life, liberty, and freedom outlined in the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution are principles the Flying Spaghetti Monster chose to convey through men like Thomas Jefferson and James Madison.

My body is the temple of the Holy Ghost. Not for defiling with obese making foods such as spaghetti.

1 Corinthians 6:19 9 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;

Yes one's body is a temple and eating Pasta is an act of worship.

I have a picture of your True Followers.

Gay Atheists

Confused maybe but prove of nothing

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

You must stop following your false god and start believing in the Lord. Are trying for a 1st class ticket to hell. Why do come here instead of hanging around with your own kind.

I will not follow your false god.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

You must stop following your false god and start believing in the Lord. Are trying for a 1st class ticket to hell. Why do come here instead of hanging around with your own kind.

I will not follow your false god.

I follow none other then The One True God, as do you but you are not aware of it.

Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists

2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There are many reasons I have been drawn to this place by His Noodly Appendage.

A Letter From ADoS To the Mocked

1. It is an undeniable fact that being a follower of His Great Starchiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in these times invites derision from those who have not been touched by His Noodly Appendages.
2. Indeed, a large part of the fun of our wonderful religion is watching our unquestioning, zealous opponents become riled up as we explain our points of view.
3. Some might even say that if it were not for the of these opponents, Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace would have no draw for them.
4. Without the contempt of those who wish to force others to adhere to their own personal beliefs, they may feel that there would be no need for the elaborate, holy pirate outfits and debates and discussions with other science-minded folk; indeed, a true religion with no object to divine revelation can be inherently frivolous.
5. I certainly hope it never comes to pass that my fellow Pastafarians never need to feel this way, but nevertheless the sentiment is there. Until then, there is great joy and a great sense of camaraderie and community in being a Pastafarian, and the exaggeratedly angry reactions we receive from stubborn non-believers enhances the entertainment of it quite a bit.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Is there a hell?

Ya know, of course, Mr EVIL that if you spell your name backwards it is LIVE and I get the feel that you are looking for eternal life or why oh why would you seek out Landover baptists? Are you scared of the thought of hell? Hence your initial question. I would be if I were you. You can be saved tho. Repent. Get down on your knees. You do not have to be evil but can live forever in Christ.

John 14:6 (King James Version)
6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me

John 3:36 (King James Version)
36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

I follow none other then The One True God, as do you but you are not aware of it.

Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the EvangelistsThere are many reasons I have been drawn to this place by His Noodly Appendage.

A Letter From ADoS To the Mocked

You could not even answer the question in your own words.

I will never believe in your false spaghetti monster god. It does not exist in any form. If it did exist, it belongs in the compost bin with all the other rotting food.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

You could not even answer the question in your own words.

I merely follow the example of your pastors using scripture to prove my point

I will never believe in your false spaghetti monster god. It does not exist in any form. If it did exist, it belongs in the compost bin with all the other rotting food.

Unlike your picture, this is not one I have made up, it is an ancient painting of how the FSM relieved himself to the people of South America.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is there a hell?

I merely follow the example of your pastors using scripture to prove my point
Unlike your picture, this is not one I have made up, it is an ancient painting of how the FSM relieved himself to the people of South America.

What a joke that picture was. It is just some charcoal drawing someone done for the photo.

I will never believe in your false god.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is there a hell?

What a joke that picture was. It is just some charcoal drawing someone done for the photo.

The people who took and published that picture have no connection with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, nor did they realise the significance of what they had found.

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

I will never believe in your false god.

Don't worry Lisa The Flying Spaghetti Monster still believes in you. I hope that one day you will recognise the touch of His Noodly Appendage as he touches us all.