[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

If he's left-handed, we just hit the Trifecta.

I WIN! I WIN!

Now I can finally afford that . . . um . . . new church sprinkler system! Yes!

[G. Fawks]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I'm with you, my fellow Pastafarian!
They're just pissed off 'cause our god has bigger balls than theirs!
See you in our heaven with all our strippers and beer volcanos!
Arr, matey, arr!

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I have yet to see any proof that Spaghetti did not exist before the world.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I have yet to see any proof that Spaghetti did not exist before the world.

Very funny. I see what you did there, blasphemer.

The Word of God tells us that,

A. You are damned for your blasphemy.
B. We are blessed by your persecution.

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Very funny. I see what you did there, blasphemer.

The Word of God tells us that,

A. You are damned for your blasphemy.
B. We are blessed by your persecution.

Still not seeing the proof. Could I be blind, or just intelligent?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Still not seeing the proof. Could I be blind, or just intelligent?

I don't suppose quoting you the scriptures is going to do any good.

This naturally begs the question, why are you here?

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I don't suppose quoting you the scriptures is going to do any good.

This naturally begs the question, why are you here?

Because some asshole wrote a book, broke the natural order, caused some wars, and I don't like it. Muslims aren't the only violent religion, and I believe I am looking at the prime example in these forums here.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Because some asshole wrote a book, broke the natural order, caused some wars, and I don't like it. Muslims aren't the only violent religion, and I believe I am looking at the prime example in these forums here.

Friend, we aren't violent that you can prove. We merely follow the Bible 100%.

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Friend, we aren't violent that you can prove. We merely follow the Bible 100%.

Crusades, mindless homo-bashing, Muslim bashing, Metal-bashing, and the list goes on.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Because some asshole wrote a book, broke the natural order, caused some wars, and I don't like it. Muslims aren't the only violent religion, and I believe I am looking at the prime example in these forums here.

You find me a SINGLE war started by True Christians(tm) in the history of the world and I'll eat my hat.

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

All our FSM brothers and sisters must join together in our spread of the divine message!
They WILL be touched by his noodly appendage!

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

And so it was I was touched by his noodle appendage and thus forth the MIGHTY task sat before me.

Spread unto them as I have spread unto you said the flying spaghetti monster.

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

My will is unfaltering my message is unbreaking!
For thine is his kingdom and from whence all came.
For thine is where I shall return to rejoice in the spendor of which is Him.

Pirates the one true gods chosen people smile on my soul

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I can not believe I recieved an infraction !

Im merely spreading the one true gods one true word!

If you would like to refute me I would more then gladly enlighten! For that is my purpose as I have been assigned by Him!

[KJV Lover]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

If you would like to refute me I would more then gladly enlighten!

Has your god shot his wad over a 400 year old tome, such as The Holy Bible?

Has the Godly Sarah Palin been touched by his noodly apendage?

Has your god sent his army to Iraq and proven he is more powerful than the false Muslim god?

Is your god punishing Australia with floods?

The answer to all these questions, and many others, is no. Only the True Christian God exists, He hates all other gods and He hates all those that worship false gods.

Got it?