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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #181
    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

    What do you expect from a pirate. They are renowned for not having any manners. When was the last time you seen one that has used a piece of soap.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #182
      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
      And you think my comments were callous and unsympathetic to the deceased?

      I am horrified, nay APPALLED at your suggestion that these 6 workers would not have died if there were pasta in the tomato sauce.
      Mock indignation doth not suit you sister.
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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #183
        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        What do you expect from a pirate. They are renowned for not having any manners. When was the last time you seen one that has used a piece of soap.
        How would the good sister see such things, are you implying that she has liaisons with Pirates that she meets on the internet?

        Anyway The Great Noodly doth like us to clean and bathe.

        ProvHerbs
        50 Ahoy there ye dogs; Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.
        55 Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.
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        True Pastafarian™

        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #184
          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Mock indignation doth not suit you sister.
          Trying to discredit me does not alter the fact that YOU suggested these workers would not have perished if there were pasta in the fermented sauce.

          As I pointed out this time yesterday, I have no intention of getting into any kind of circular argument with you. You can try and deflect the truth as much as you like but folk here saw what you wrote with regards pasta in the source/sauce saving these workers.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #185
            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            How would the good sister see such things, are you implying that she has liaisons with Pirates that she meets on the internet?

            Anyway The Great Noodly doth like us to clean and bathe.

            ProvHerbs
            Would you stop with your sick perverted fantasies. Everyone knows you pirates are dirty rotten scoundrels.

            Sister Charli has been very tolerant with you and then you make such disgusting remarks.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #186
              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Would you stop with your sick perverted fantasies. Everyone knows you pirates are dirty rotten scoundrels.
              Not everyone, just those foolish enough to be taken in by the the Christian theologists propaganda about Pirates
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              True Pastafarian™

              May my Sauce be with you!
              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
              The Loose Canon - HTML version
              Loose Canon Fan Page
              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #187
                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                A Condensed History of the World
                Two Thousand - Five Hundred Years Ago:

                The Golden Age of Pirates

                What we’re told of Pirates in history books today is blatantly wrong, Thieves and outcasts they were not – these were His Chosen People, the ones who listened and followed His divine plan, whatever it was. The commonly propagated myth that Pirates were thieves can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages. It’s just another example of the discrimination and misinformation that we’ve had to contend with over the years, and another reason Pastafarians have been so secretive about their beliefs.

                Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.
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                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

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                • Sister Charli
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #188
                  Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Not everyone, just those foolish enough to be taken in by the the Christian theologists propaganda about Pirates
                  Rubbish.

                  Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

                  brigand, criminal, crook, desperado, forager, gangster, gunperson, highwayperson, hijacker, holdup person, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate , plunderer, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain, charlatan, daredevil, entrepreneur, explorer, fortune-hunter, gambler, globetrotter, madcap, mercenary, opportunist, pioneer, romantic, speculator, stunt person, swashbuckler, traveler, venturer, voyager, wanderer.

                  Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?


                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #189
                    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                    Rubbish.

                    Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

                    brigand, criminal, crook, desperado, forager, gangster, gunperson, highwayperson, hijacker, holdup person, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate , plunderer, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain, charlatan, daredevil, entrepreneur, explorer, fortune-hunter, gambler, globetrotter, madcap, mercenary, opportunist, pioneer, romantic, speculator, stunt person, swashbuckler, traveler, venturer, voyager, wanderer.

                    Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?



                    In case you missed one
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #190
                      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

                      Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

                      Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?
                      And the reasons for that....
                      can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages
                      Giving evidence of the position that I have already postulated only serves to confirm that position.
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • Warner S. Davidson
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 586

                        #191
                        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                        Jo Freddie -
                        Ironically you and your pasta loving pirate crew will soon be, as you call it "Al dente" as you are boiled like Rigatoni and Fettuccini in eternal Hellfire
                        2 Samuel 22:31

                        As for God, His way is perfect;
                        The word of the LORD is proven;
                        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                        • Heratio Christofison
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 55

                          #192
                          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                          the flying faggoty monster sounds like a stupid homosexual invention... it's not funny.. rather absurd... whoever invented this flying faggoty monster deserve to be stone to death!!!!!

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076

                            #193
                            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                            Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

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                            • Heratio Christofison
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 55

                              #194
                              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."
                              AMEN TO THAT ... BUT LOOKY THIS VERSE TALKS ABOUT YEW!!!

                              Luke 18:11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #195
                                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                                The threats of eternal damnation in burning lakes of fire are meaningless as no such place exists as the scriptures show us an Intelligent Creator would not go to all the bother of creating us and then torture us in such a way. No that is what a sadist would do, and is a sadist worthy of our love and worship?

                                Any quotes you give from the kjv1611 collected fairy tales to back up you sick and twisted view of the sick sadist you call god are as meaningful as a quote from The Wizard of OZ as it does not come from the TRUE scriptures but from a work of fiction.

                                Let us look at what the REAL scriptures have to say on this matter...

                                An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
                                *As transcribed by Solipsy and Auntie Dee Dee
                                2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
                                3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.
                                4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.
                                5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
                                6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.
                                22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
                                23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.
                                24 The current administration's quite enough.
                                25 Other people have other ideas, but then again other people are promoting Holy War, too.
                                26 Don't do that in the name of our FSM.
                                27 That's not the Way to Do Things Right.
                                Muellers I
                                a letter to the Macaronians
                                20 It is most troubling to me, however, to see that there is argument among you that some sort of separate Hell,
                                21 where those not of The Faith in Our Lord Glob may be thought to go upon their death.
                                22 No, verily no!
                                23 This is not the way of His Great Tastiness.
                                24 He may be most peevish toward the non-believer, t‟is true, as the many accounts of His pranks do demonstrate.
                                25 He condemneth not, however, any of His Creatures to eternal torment -
                                26 that is one of the many great sillinesses devised by other earthly religions!
                                27 There is a place in Heaven, though not necessarily pleasant, for all His Creatures.
                                48 The Flying Spaghetti Monster who is Our Lord did not create us that we might simply then be condemned for failing to believe in Him.
                                49 What kind of crazy scheme is that;
                                50 to bestow his Creatures with life, then to throw that life he bestowed into eternal torment?
                                51 That is the way of evil deities, not good ones.
                                52 Our One Who Flies and is Saucy understands that life among beings with free will, on a planet with natural systems that cause tumult, and Scientifically Intelligently Designed by a deity who is prankish and can be peevish, should not end in eternal misery.
                                53 That‟s insane.
                                54 What kind of fool would believe such a being worthy of worship?
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                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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