[Nefiron]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

It's not spiritual tourism.
And Jesus loves me btw. Because I know it and you can't deny.
And btw. When we are discussing in threads would you please stop putting limits on my posting. I am dead serious when im discussing in this wonderful forum.
Because I have the rights and the freedom of speech as the forum roles says.
And If I may add another quote from Buddha:
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

Which means that my statement is as good as yours even tough you know your bible very well and I dont. I am not a buddhist tough. Or Christian.
And not an atheist either. I don't label myself. But I am here of interest and fascination.

But since I can see that other members here are actually agreeing about the Spaghetti Monster. It is a matter of fact that the connection are pretty similar and that a word above another word isn't necessarily true. But is up for discussion. So said god himself too. Even his own words actually.
As long as we understand how people react and live by the rules, they will all be the rules of god in the end.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

As Budda said:
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

As Jesus says.

Luke 12-47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

Don't make Jesus whoop you, boy. It's time to stop the spiritual tourism and obey God!

[Nefiron]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I may ask why if I follow your rules on the forum so I am allowed.

I see the point in avoiding such things and make it to heaven.

You guys actually have a point there about the path to salvation and the idea of creating evil.

As Budda said:
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Why should he create something that is against himself and is evil?
If god is good why reject us things we find good for us?

You aren't allowed to ask God "why."

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Why should he create something that is against himself and is evil?
If god is good why reject us things we find good for us?

God creates both good and evil. Ours is not to question Him. Our lot in life is merely to obey.

Lamentations 3:38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

Don't be seduced by easy promises of beer and strippers. Walk the hard path to salvation! Don't you want to feel a sense of accomplishment about yourself for being one of the 0.03% good enough to make it into Heaven?

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

[Nefiron]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Why should he create something that is against himself and is evil?
If god is good why reject us things we find good for us?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

The bible is actually in doubt about it.

They don't know what it actually is.
Therefore the christian god cannot have created it. Satan neither.

The Bible is what??

God created everything, pal. Including satan.

[Nefiron]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Leviticus 21:20
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

The bible is actually in doubt about it.

They don't know what it actually is.
Therefore the christian god cannot have created it. Satan neither.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I know where I will be spending eternity, and it does not involve any oversized pitchforks or lakes of fire.

You are wrong. You will never have worry about your spaghetti getting cold in hell.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You may like to print it off to remind you of who you are worshiping and where you will be spending eternity.

I know where I will be spending eternity, and it does not involve any oversized pitchforks or lakes of fire.


The Revelation of St. Oregano

13:2 2/2 "But the great voice did'st quell his fear saying, 'Fear not, matey. For I am the Almighty Noodle, creator of beer volcanoes and stripper factories. Surely ye know I care for thee?'"

The Book of Midgets/Midgits
Chapter V

5 And he did thus give the Big People many gifts,
6 espoused in the ways of Pirates and Lumberjacks.
7 And the FSM, sick of telling little people gags, did gift the Big Ones with many politically incorrect ways.
8 For the likeable roguish spirit of the FSM, the creator of the Beer Volcano and Strippers, was thus embodied in these likeable rogues.

The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
Chapter 3

19 As a sign of my grace I give this Anchovies Pizza to you and your family.
20 It will never grow stale and every noon it will renew itself until you will pass away and see my Hereafter, where there is the mighty Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory.

The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete

5:1 “There is another thing you should know, and this will help you to recruit more followers,” The Flying Spaghetti Monster told Pete.
5:2 “When you die, your soul, which I think is immortal, but don‟t quote me on that, will find it‟s way to Pastafarian Heaven, where there is a Volcano of Beer, and a Factory of Strippers.”
5:3 “But O Noodly Lord, Oi be prefer‟n Grog t‟ Beer… Will Oi have to drink only Beer in heaven?” Fearsome Pirate Pete asked the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
5:4 “What?
5:5 Of course not!
5:6 Oh, I forgot again, the Beer Volcano is really a Volcano of any beverage you like, whenever you like it.
5:7 I prefer Beer, so that‟s all it is to me, I forget sometimes,” The Flying Spaghetti Monster explained, “Similar rules apply to the Stripper Factory.”
5:8 “Yarrgh, one other thing,” Fearsome Pirate Pete continued, “Ye said summin „bout Pastafarian?
5:9 What be that?”
5:10 “Did I forget that too?” The Great Noodly One asked rhetorically, “Sheesh.
5:11 Pastafarian is what you will call yourself, and what any follower of Me will call themselves.
5:12 I‟m going to say that covers everything,” The Flying Spaghetti Monster concluded, “Because I just remembered that I left Lasagna in the oven.”
5:13 In one moment the Flying Spaghetti Monster was there, and in the next, He was not.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Make that up yourself?
Image location....
i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae81/LisaH001/LBC/spagmondevil.jpg
Looks like your account to me.
I could make up images of characters from The KJV1611 Collected Fairy tales but they would prove nothing and give the Admins that excuse they are looking for to attempt to try and get me banned me from this forum.

So you know how to look up an image url on the net. So do the 99.9999% other people who use the internet.

You may like to print it off to remind you of who you are worshiping and where you will be spending eternity.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

How about this for a reason not to follow the spaghetti monster

Make that up yourself?
Image location....
i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae81/LisaH001/LBC/spagmondevil.jpg
Looks like your account to me.
I could make up images of characters from The KJV1611 Collected Fairy tales but they would prove nothing and give the Admins that excuse they are looking for to attempt to try and get me banned me from this forum.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

How about this for a reason not to follow the spaghetti monster

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I can only think of 1 Reason why God is not a flying spaghetti monster!


Spaghetti came after the creation of the earth

Of course it did, the FSM had to first provide the ingredients before we could make Pasta. The Good Lord FSM gave us the ingredients to make Pasta and Noodle so we good honour him with a dish that resembles him.

The Holy Noodle

The Third Day: Land and Vegetation
Then the FSM said, “Let the earth bring forth grass, semolina, rice, and whatever else can be turned into food that resembles my Noodly Appendages,” and He saw that this was an original idea, which was certainly good.

The Olive Garden of Eden
That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn’t deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, “Here’s an idea . . . why don’t you collect the semolina, rice and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That’s what it’s there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful. But be careful with the olive tree, for the olive itself is good, but the pit inside is rock hard and you could choke on it or break a tooth, so you should consider it as evil; if you choke you shall surely die. Which would mean I wasted a hell of a lot of time on you, although I’m already having second thoughts.”

The Book of Piraticus

Chapter 1
1 And the Flying Spaghetti Monster called unto Pirate Mosey, and spake unto him out of the pirate ship of the crew, saying,
2 Speak unto the children of the seven seas, and say unto them, if any pirate brings an offering unto the FSM, ye shall bring your offering of spaghetti and meatballs or rum and fish head stew.
3 And he shall consume this offering and rejoice for the FSM will be pleased.
4 He shall not burn his offerings as no one could receive its goodness if it‟s ashes.
5 Also, it would smell really bad.
6 Although I guess burning the rum would be pretty cool.
7 But I think it has to be over 100 proof to burn and I dunno if pirates can get their hands on good stuff like that.
8 But if he can, he should go for it, cause it would be pretty sweet and it would please me.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Hmmmm...


Final conclusion thus = The FSM is an egotistical maniac.

Well at least you accept his existence, that is a start, there is hope your you yet brother.