[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

[Heratio Christofison]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

the flying faggoty monster sounds like a stupid homosexual invention... it's not funny.. rather absurd... whoever invented this flying faggoty monster deserve to be stone to death!!!!!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Jo Freddie -
Ironically you and your pasta loving pirate crew will soon be, as you call it "Al dente" as you are boiled like Rigatoni and Fettuccini in eternal Hellfire

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?

And the reasons for that....

can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages

Giving evidence of the position that I have already postulated only serves to confirm that position.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Rubbish.

Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

brigand, criminal, crook, desperado, forager, gangster, gunperson, highwayperson, hijacker, holdup person, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate , plunderer, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain, charlatan, daredevil, entrepreneur, explorer, fortune-hunter, gambler, globetrotter, madcap, mercenary, opportunist, pioneer, romantic, speculator, stunt person, swashbuckler, traveler, venturer, voyager, wanderer.

Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?

In case you missed one

[Sister Charli]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Not everyone, just those foolish enough to be taken in by the the Christian theologists propaganda about Pirates

Rubbish.

Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

brigand, criminal, crook, desperado, forager, gangster, gunperson, highwayperson, hijacker, holdup person, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate , plunderer, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain, charlatan, daredevil, entrepreneur, explorer, fortune-hunter, gambler, globetrotter, madcap, mercenary, opportunist, pioneer, romantic, speculator, stunt person, swashbuckler, traveler, venturer, voyager, wanderer.

Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

A Condensed History of the World
Two Thousand - Five Hundred Years Ago:
The Golden Age of Pirates

What we’re told of Pirates in history books today is blatantly wrong, Thieves and outcasts they were not – these were His Chosen People, the ones who listened and followed His divine plan, whatever it was. The commonly propagated myth that Pirates were thieves can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages. It’s just another example of the discrimination and misinformation that we’ve had to contend with over the years, and another reason Pastafarians have been so secretive about their beliefs.

Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Would you stop with your sick perverted fantasies. Everyone knows you pirates are dirty rotten scoundrels.

Not everyone, just those foolish enough to be taken in by the the Christian theologists propaganda about Pirates

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

How would the good sister see such things, are you implying that she has liaisons with Pirates that she meets on the internet?

Anyway The Great Noodly doth like us to clean and bathe.

ProvHerbs

Would you stop with your sick perverted fantasies. Everyone knows you pirates are dirty rotten scoundrels.

Sister Charli has been very tolerant with you and then you make such disgusting remarks.

[Sister Charli]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Mock indignation doth not suit you sister.

Trying to discredit me does not alter the fact that YOU suggested these workers would not have perished if there were pasta in the fermented sauce.

As I pointed out this time yesterday, I have no intention of getting into any kind of circular argument with you. You can try and deflect the truth as much as you like but folk here saw what you wrote with regards pasta in the source/sauce saving these workers.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

What do you expect from a pirate. They are renowned for not having any manners. When was the last time you seen one that has used a piece of soap.

How would the good sister see such things, are you implying that she has liaisons with Pirates that she meets on the internet?

Anyway The Great Noodly doth like us to clean and bathe.

ProvHerbs

50 Ahoy there ye dogs; Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.
55 Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

And you think my comments were callous and unsympathetic to the deceased?

I am horrified, nay APPALLED at your suggestion that these 6 workers would not have died if there were pasta in the tomato sauce.

Mock indignation doth not suit you sister.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

What do you expect from a pirate. They are renowned for not having any manners. When was the last time you seen one that has used a piece of soap.

[Sister Charli]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

This tragic accident that did not involve any Pastafarians or any Pasta, maybe be it they had been and they had put Pasta in the source they would have been safe.

And you think my comments were callous and unsympathetic to the deceased?

I am horrified, nay APPALLED at your suggestion that these 6 workers would not have died if there were pasta in the tomato sauce.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Thats right, claim only things you want.

This tragic accident that did not involve any Pastafarians or any Pasta, maybe be it they had been and they had put Pasta in the source they would have been safe.