[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Ach! I forgot, you guys are too intelligent to believe me.

Tcha! And I'm saying: The germanic peoples destroyed almost every work of literature they could get their filthy hands on. The ancient monkssaved what they could, and copied it down even if it offended them.

Since you refer to writing, you must mean the period after the advent of a written language. So...what "Germanic peoples" do you refer to specifically and in what language did these 'ancient monks write? For that matter, where did all of this take place? I expect you to say Latin but, if you do, you will have to explain a bit of Germanic, Roman, Celtic and Gothic history to me.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Of course we don't believe you. You are just spreading Jesuit lies. We know the truth, we know history, and your lies will not fool anyone here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

That is an outrageous lie.

We have True Christianity in spite of the efforts of the Catholic Church to wipe us out. Baptists have been around longer than Catholics.

In the year 100, all Christians were Baptists. John the Baptist was the first Baptist Pastor. Catholicism didn't get its start until centuries later, when Constantine took pure paganism, slapped a thin veneer of Christian-like ideas on top of it, and made that abomination the state church of the Roman Empire.

We have a true Bible based on the original texts. The Catholics have a false Bible based on the twisted Alexandrian Manuscripts.

Please learn some history. Click on this link and read.

Edited to add: read this too.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Ach! I forgot, you guys are too intelligent to believe me.

Tcha! And I'm saying: The germanic peoples destroyed almost every work of literature they could get their filthy hands on. The ancient monkssaved what they could, and copied it down even if it offended them.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Did you not just see what I said? True Christians™, with the help of King James and his army who weren't about to let the papists (who were at that point not nearly as powerful as they were outside of England) destroy this greatest of works, kept the Bible alive for the nine years between its writing and the founding of our Church.

Kiddo, this was long before that. The monks were the only ones who could read or write, kay?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Uhh..Yay? And Note: Catholic monks copied everything down. They are the only reason you have your religion.Well, them and some kings.

That is an outrageous lie.

We have True Christianity in spite of the efforts of the Catholic Church to wipe us out. Baptists have been around longer than Catholics.

In the year 100, all Christians were Baptists. John the Baptist was the first Baptist Pastor. Catholicism didn't get its start until centuries later, when Constantine took pure paganism, slapped a thin veneer of Christian-like ideas on top of it, and made that abomination the state church of the Roman Empire.

We have a true Bible based on the original texts. The Catholics have a false Bible based on the twisted Alexandrian Manuscripts.

Please learn some history. Click on this link and read.

Edited to add: read this too.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Uhh..Yay? And Note: Catholic monks copied everything down. They are the only reason you have your religion.Well, them and some kings.

Did you not just see what I said? True Christians(tm), with the help of King James and his army who weren't about to let the papists (who were at that point not nearly as powerful as they were outside of England) destroy this greatest of works, kept the Bible alive for the nine years between its writing and the founding of our Church.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Look at the very top of this page. "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620". God re-dictated His true Word, the King James Bible, in 1611. We've been in a spiritual, and occasionally physical, war with the papist cult ever since our church was founded and have kept the REAL Bible intact despite their strongest efforts! Jesus will win out as many Catlicks will discover to their dismay come Judgement Day.


There is no such thing as keeping your opinions to yourself. God always knows what you're thinking, and He considers mental sins to be just as serious as physical sins! "Thou shalt not covet" is as much a commandment as "Thou shalt not kill" or "Thou shalt not commit adultery", and speaking of adultery, Jesus Himself said, "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:27,28)
Those are just examples. It just shows that keeping your opinions to "yourself" isn't going to spare you from the eternal fires of Hell. Pray for forgiveness, and ask Jesus to come into your heart before it's too late.

Uhh..Yay? And Note: Catholic monks copied everything down. They are the only reason you have your religion.Well, them and some kings.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Nobody excluding monks could read or write, and they kept YOUR bible alive. He, however brought it into the general public.

Look at the very top of this page. "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620". God re-dictated His true Word, the King James Bible, in 1611. We've been in a spiritual, and occasionally physical, war with the papist cult ever since our church was founded and have kept the REAL Bible intact despite their strongest efforts! Jesus will win out as many Catlicks will discover to their dismay come Judgement Day.

Some things I agree with. Some....um, well, I'll just keep my opinions to myself.

There is no such thing as keeping your opinions to yourself. God always knows what you're thinking, and He considers mental sins to be just as serious as physical sins! "Thou shalt not covet" is as much a commandment as "Thou shalt not kill" or "Thou shalt not commit adultery", and speaking of adultery, Jesus Himself said, "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:27,28)
Those are just examples. It just shows that keeping your opinions to "yourself" isn't going to spare you from the eternal fires of Hell. Pray for forgiveness, and ask Jesus to come into your heart before it's too late.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

I don't actually have a rely...0_0

Argh, that was supposed to be **religion. Oh, and can I please have my demented Cheshire cat back? This one scares me. Like, evil, scary dreams. I only have one tattoo, and it's on my ankle.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Well put; moreover, people of other religions have a tendency to not vote Republican-we can't have that.

I don't actually have a rely...0_0

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

We find all other religions wrong because they are pure evil.

Have fun in Hell friend!

Well put; moreover, people of other religions have a tendency to not vote Republican-we can't have that.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Told them to bug off, and left them alone. And no, he isn't. Just famous for being a bit odd...Bowie is not a nazi.

Most odds are nazis. Look at Ernst Rohm, or Martin Webster.

No, the saxons are a dead race. Charlemagne killed them because their leader stood up for himself.

Which means there are no more little Saxons being born, which means that no more Saxons have to go to Hell. Hallelujah! That's Christian charity in action for you.

No, they copied everything, even things they didn't agree with. They copied books on how to kill people, even though they were against that, and are the only reason you have your bible.

Then why didn't they copy anything into English, instead of Latin?

You guys opposed killing? And this was ANCIEnt, the basis of your religion.

Honestly.

I know you're a foreigner, and probably on smack, but would it kill you to at least try and make some kind of sense? You're like a less coherent, paler Hitoshi. That monkish brew Buckfast seems to have addled your brains.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

I knew you were stupid but really..? Are you kidding?
Cathylicks opposing killing???

I take it you've never heard of the crusades, the inqusition, or the witch hunts?
Are you a retard, or simply EXTREMELY uneducated?

Catholicism did forbid it's adherents to own Bibles as late as the 1800th century..
And back in the day True Christians were KILLED by the cathylicks simply because they owned Bibles!
Seriously, READ UP.


And no, the cathylicks didn't preserve our (or rather, God's) Bible cause we don't even use the same one.




Uhm.. Yeah, it probably does.
And just to let you know - unless you plan on contributing something more than only your opinion, you can keep it ALL to yourself.
We care about Biblical fact here, not man's fallible opinions.

You guys opposed killing? And this was ANCIEnt, the basis of your religion.

Honestly.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Of course she wasn't! Instead she was buying food for our 400 pound preacher (who only had a sixth grade education). Now I know why you all here refer to them as PENNYcostals. They're mostly broke and uneducated. I do have to agree with you there. Never saw any snakes, but there was a lot of people speaking in tongues.

Just as well friend, Just as well. We have a vast collection of Pennycostal women handling snakes friend and it is not a pretty site.

The only way anyone can be sure their money goes to Jesus is tithing to Landover. Please note the Pay Pal button as the bottom of the page.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Friend,

You do know you mother was not tithing to Jesus when she gave her money to the snake cult Pennycostals?

Of course she wasn't! Instead she was buying food for our 400 pound preacher (who only had a sixth grade education). Now I know why you all here refer to them as PENNYcostals. They're mostly broke and uneducated. I do have to agree with you there. Never saw any snakes, but there was a lot of people speaking in tongues.