[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

1.A good majority of these posts? There are over 103,000 posts here. Do you expect us to believe that you have read more than 51,500 posts?

Maybe i did?

How long did it take you to read all of those posts?

Why would Jesus love a cult?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

Who says Jesus loves them? "Pastor" Phelps is a bit too liberal for my tastes.

3. Amen! That's called free will. People have the right to burn in Hell, too!

Well you are right there.

Friend, I have read the entire Bible cover-to-cover fourty-two times. I'm working on my fourty-third now. I am just about as educated as a man can get. I am a Pastor with a large and wealthy congregation. You will find that I am right most places.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[strange_folk]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

strange_folk: Well....after reading a good majority of these posts
A good majority of these posts? There are over 103,000 posts here. Do you expect us to believe that you have read more than 51,500 posts?

strange_folk: Really I'm sure Jesus loves Neo-Nazism.
Why would Jesus love Neo-Nazism? Nazis were Catholics. Catholics are Satanists.

strange_folk: People have the right to believe what they want, something you ignorant bigots don't seem to understand.
Amen! That's called free will. People have the right to burn in Hell, too!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

1.A good majority of these posts? There are over 103,000 posts here. Do you expect us to believe that you have read more than 51,500 posts?

Maybe i did?

2.Why would Jesus love Neo-Nazism?

Why would Jesus love a cult?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

3. Amen! That's called free will. People have the right to burn in Hell, too!

Well you are right there.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

well you avatar (forum icon) looks like a member of the KKK, it may not be but that's what it does look like.

It's not. It is the Landover Security Detail uniform. We've worn this proudly since the 1840s when we had to protect our church from gangs of Irish Catholics.

Calling me a racist was a cheep personal attack and you should apologies.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

strange_folk: Well....after reading a good majority of these posts
A good majority of these posts? There are over 103,000 posts here. Do you expect us to believe that you have read more than 51,500 posts?

strange_folk: Really I'm sure Jesus loves Neo-Nazism.
Why would Jesus love Neo-Nazism? Nazis were Catholics. Catholics are Satanists.

strange_folk: People have the right to believe what they want, something you ignorant bigots don't seem to understand.
Amen! That's called free will. People have the right to burn in Hell, too!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[strange_folk]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Have you ever read the Bible?

Yes and i also stopped believing in fairy tales after i was 7.

[strange_folk]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Really friend, I find your' assertion that I am a racist bigot most unfair. Were do you even get that idea?

well you avatar (forum icon) looks like a member of the KKK, it may not be but that's what it does look like.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Well....after reading a good majority of these posts i have to say i am shocked at the pure stupidity of your members. Really I'm sure Jesus loves Neo-Nazism. People have the right to believe what they want, something you ignorant bigots don't seem to understand. So have a good time surrounding yourself with lies that you are superior because you will find out eventually this is not the case.

Have you ever read the Bible?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Well....after reading a good majority of these posts i have to say i am shocked at the pure stupidity of your members. Really I'm sure Jesus loves Neo-Nazism. People have the right to believe what they want, something you ignorant bigots don't seem to understand. So have a good time surrounding yourself with lies that you are superior because you will find out eventually this is not the case.

Really friend, I find your' assertion that I am a racist bigot most unfair. Were do you even get that idea?

[strange_folk]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Well....after reading a good majority of these posts i have to say i am shocked at the pure stupidity of your members. Really I'm sure Jesus loves Neo-Nazism. People have the right to believe what they want, something you ignorant bigots don't seem to understand. So have a good time surrounding yourself with lies that you are superior because you will find out eventually this is not the case.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Hand-holding can lead to far worse consequences.

Amen, Brother Temperance. I remember as a child being told that touching yourself "down there" could cause warts on your hand, blindness, and your tallywacker to fall off.

Keep the faith,
Buford

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

You, however, never talk about a special woman in your life at all.

A "special" woman? Like a mongoloidess? A she-tard, if you will? I'm glad I don't have one of those in my life.

How do we know that you aren't a closet poofter? Are you gay, brother? You probably don't even live with a female in your flat. You mum doesn't count. But with all of your misogynistic posts I've seen you write before, one would wonder about you, huh?

I used to have a she-Polack as a domestic servant, but it ran away or got deported or something.

Let me tell you about myself. I am married to a MAN. I have NO homosexual tendencies, because I am in my 30's and have NEVER found myself even remotely curious of such a thing. So if it hasn't happened thus far, it never will. I have given birth before to a child, but I was never blessed again with another pregnancy. Even though it's none of your or Sister Mary's business what goes on here between me and my husband, I can assure you that we aren't rabbits.

That's good to know. I hope you're not one of these leftists who think that your grandpa was a chimp and his grandpa was a rabbit.

It is a shame that you folks here see sex as so disgusting, yet you can't seem stop talking about it all the time. In my eyes, I think that a person farting and taking a fat crap is much more stinky, gross, and disgusting than someone having sex. I don't recall walking in on people rooting, but I have walked in the bathroom numerous times and found someone on the toilet. They don't have the decency to lock the door when they go. Now that's disgusting! Yet it's a normal bodily function. Why can't you treat sex as though it's natural as someone going to the bathroom? Whatever goes on on the bog or in the bed, is none of your business. You don't seem to be concerned about people pooping, so why the concern about people having sex?

If people commonly excreted in a way that was specifically forbidden by the Lord God in the Holy Bible, I would be concerned about that. However, that doesn't happen too often (thankfully), whereas immoral fornication is only too common. Hand-holding can lead to far worse consequences!

Ha!
A woman sailing across the atlantic ocean and discovering America! A woman commanding a fleet! That'd be the day.
Why not actually try an example that would be plausible.. as in actually possible?

It is a pretty stupid example. No-one would burn Christina Columbus at the stake, because anyone in their right mind would just tune out whatever she was saying anyway.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

I have to admit that this has been the first time I have ever been called a harlot (by sister Mary in one of her posts) for being intimate WITH MY OWN HUSBAND!!!

You are a fornicating tramp because your so-called "marriage" isn't real in the eyes of the Lord!

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

You're not True Christians(tm), so the head of your "husband" isn't Christ. Without Jesus, there is no marriage.
God was so serious about this, He mentions it again.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Buford, although your passion for Jesus is to be commendable:
Calm down there, Jesus says we must obey secular law, and that means = No firebombing, burning crosses, or phosgene gas.
Trust the evil legislators to persecute us and not truly grant us religious freedom. Lieberal jerks.

You're right, Brother SalvationSeeker. We do need to stay within the law, even though the laws are so unfair. Imagine that you can go to jail for firebombing a drug store that sells birth control pills to unmarried harlots! What is happening to our country?

But yes, I acknowledge that sometimes I get carried away. I think it's the thorazine.

Fortunately, with God on our side, we can rest assured that all those who stray from the King James Bible will eventually burn in Hell for reading pornography, using birth control, voting for Democrats, and other unforgivable sins.

In the meantime, I'll be shopping for a louder bullhorn to shout down all those who dare flout the word of God. Fortunately, book burnings are still legal. Maybe we should organize one for Halloween? I can bring the marshmallows.

YIC,
Buford

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

If you are wondering if I have a congregation of black friends over here....well no.

Well, ain't that a surprise.

I have had black friends though, throughout my life. My friend Tonya is black. We met in nursery school together when we were 3 years old and stayed friends ever since.

Yeah, I bet you say hello on the rare occasion you meet or so, conclusively proving you have tons of black friends, and aren't a racist at all.
You little racist, do you think you are somehow special because you know one black person enough to actually say a word or two to her?
You think you're somehow a nice & kind racist for not lynching her on the spot?

She and I always got along well....in a platonic sense. I have already stated before that I am not lesbian....so there are no hidden sexual innuendos here in that statement.

...So you just have to say that, even though nobody has accused you of having lesbianotic relations with this tanya?

There is something you want to tell us, isn't it?
Fess up, bulldyke.

I am attracted to men, NOT women, for I am a heterosexual, not a lesbian.

Once again you say you aren't a dyke, even though we've yet to accuse you..
You're basically telling us that you ARE a dyke. Only ashamed of it.
As you should be!

You are the one who said that blacks and monkeys are the same thing...in your last post. I never said such a thing.

No. I said that's what YOU probably think. And it's quite obvious I was correct.
Your blatant displays of racism are easy enough for anyone to see.
Any ex-negro reading this thread will feel deeply offended by your words, trust me on that.

My personal beliefs on creation...and or evolution are my own personal thoughts. I don't tell anyone about it, because it's not worth arguing over. If God knows what I am thinking....well that is between me and God...NOT from any witch accusing male on earth to decide.

So basically you admit that's how you truly feel, only you're too scared to spell it out?

Besides the LBC, many people think different things. Remember how other men though that Christopher Columbus was mad, because he said the world was round..not flat? Well, he was right. Thank goodness he was a man. Had he been a woman saying that, he would have been burned at the stake for saying such a thing.

Ha!
A woman sailing across the atlantic ocean and discovering America! A woman commanding a fleet! That'd be the day.
Why not actually try an example that would be plausible.. as in actually possible?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

I am straight. I do not have affairs. I am committed to my husband. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I do not have a criminal record. Besides a parking ticket that I got back in 1996, I have a clean driving record. I also have a clean mental and medical record. Not everyone who disagrees with the LBC is a drug using, homosexual, nutcase.

Congratulations on your moral lifestyle. As impressive as good works from an unsaved person like yourself seem to us, your good works are but filthy rags before the Lord. Nothing you can do on your own will ever be good enough for the Lord. Good works without faith is dead.

I believe that the Holy Ghost led you to this forum for a reason. He wants you to be saved. I pray that you will buy a KJV Bible, read it and believe every word of it, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, make a plenitudinous contribution via the PayPal button below, and be Saved.

O, won't you pray this prayer? Dear Lord, I know that I am a worthless, worthless, sinner, abominable in your sight. I know that my slightest transgression against you deserves eternal torture in Hell. I repent of my sins now, and ask that you bestow upon me your free gift of Salvation. Please help me to understand the Bible as your literal, inerrant Word. Please help me find the courage to admit that the Pastors at Landover Baptist Church were correct in every way all along. Amen.

Pastor Billy-Reuben