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  • shade
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    • Oct 2007
    • 54

    #1

    Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

    Hehe, this guys seem like they beat ya'll to the punch..
    These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
    I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    • Dec 2006
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    #2
    Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

    Pastor Phelps has a lot of good ideas, but Westboro is too liberal for our tastes.
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    • Bobby-Joe
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      • Sep 2006
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      #3
      Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

      Originally posted by shade View Post
      Hehe, this guys seem like they beat ya'll to the punch..
      What? Those sissy liberals. They wish they were us.

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      • shade
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        • Oct 2007
        • 54

        #4
        Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

        Your right; they prolly have far fewer lawsuits against them.
        These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
        I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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        • Bobby-Joe
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          • Sep 2006
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          #5
          Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

          Originally posted by shade View Post
          Your right; they prolly have far fewer lawsuits against them.
          They are not good Christians like we are. It shown because everyone who sues us is overcome with remorse they end up committing suicide.

          Look what happened to the last person who tried to sue us

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
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            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

            Originally posted by shade View Post
            Your right; they prolly have far fewer lawsuits against them.
            Hey, kid. This is a church forum. You want to be a smartass, take it down the road.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • shade
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              • Oct 2007
              • 54

              #7
              Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

              Good Christians are the ones that get locked up for burning 'witches', and killing those who work on the sabbath, right?
              These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
              I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
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                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                Originally posted by shade View Post
                Good Christians are the ones that get locked up for burning 'witches', and killing those who work on the sabbath, right?
                I just finished telling you but you didn't listen. Today is a really bad day not to listen, especially after I provided a clear, unambiguous warning.

                We will consider to have counted down from three. We are now at one.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Brother Temperance
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                  Originally posted by shade View Post
                  Hehe, this guys seem like they beat ya'll to the punch...
                  And you must've been at the punch yourself if you can't tell the difference between the Lord's Favourite Church and those John-Kerry-hugging leftists at Westboro.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • lol_is_ten_socks
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                    • Oct 2007
                    • 50

                    #10
                    Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                    Hmmm.. I must say, something I really dislike about the Westboro community is their continual demonisation of anything that is not American. I can remember seeing a documentary about the community and their church, and one image that sticks in their mind is from within their chapel, of an easel bearing the Union jack, and below it in large letters (made from MS Word WordArt, might I add!) text saying 'FAG FLAG". I don't see how that is relevant. I think that they should have had instead, a picture of the SF coastline. That does seem a lot more fitting as the organisers of a pouf parade dared to manipulate a masterpiece of Leonardo da Vinci to their liking. A crime in itself.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                      Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks View Post
                      Hmmm.. I must say, something I really dislike about the Westboro community is their continual demonisation of anything that is not American. I can remember seeing a documentary about the community and their church, and one image that sticks in their mind is from within their chapel, of an easel bearing the Union jack, and below it in large letters (made from MS Word WordArt, might I add!) text saying 'FAG FLAG". I don't see how that is relevant. I think that they should have had instead, a picture of the SF coastline. That does seem a lot more fitting as the organisers of a pouf parade dared to manipulate a masterpiece of Leonardo da Vinci to their liking. A crime in itself.
                      As we have pointed out Westboro is a bunch of sissy liberals. Doubtless “Pastor” Phelps refuses to take on the Californicators because he is afraid they might embargo his supply of avocados. Fortunately we here at Jesus’ favorite Church are hard on homers.

                      I agree as far as foreigners go California is far worse than England. At lest England has the decency to not let the fact that England is a nation full of God hating atheists stand in the way of following Jesus commands when they come from President Bush. When is the last time you seen California support the US?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • lol_is_ten_socks
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 50

                        #12
                        Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                        What do you define as a liberal person? A righty or a lefty, or what? :s

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                        • Brother Temperance
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                          Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks View Post
                          That does seem a lot more fitting as the organisers of a pouf parade dared to manipulate a masterpiece of Leonardo da Vinci to their liking. A crime in itself.
                          How can you even make wop art any queerer? To be honest, I'm more impressed than anything else.
                          What do you define as a liberal person? A righty or a lefty, or what?
                          A radical leftist who hates America and Jesus, obviously.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • lol_is_ten_socks
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                            • Oct 2007
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                            #14
                            Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                            wop art?

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                            • Bobby-Joe
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: Westboro Baptist Church: Your competition.

                              Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks View Post
                              What do you define as a liberal person? A righty or a lefty, or what? :s
                              A lefty, like those Westboro losers.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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