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  • Bryan Tamariki
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    • Aug 2007
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    #46
    Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

    Jo Freddie - may your cupboards be filled with Bacon Sizzler flavoured Pot Noodles!
    Joshua 24:15
    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
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      #47
      Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

      Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
      Jo Freddie - may your cupboards be filled with Bacon Sizzler flavoured Pot Noodles!
      While not an abomination I am not a fan of the Pot Noodle, but I have plenty of these in the cupboard.
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      • Disciple Luke
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        • Aug 2010
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        #48
        Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Care for some more chocolate?
        What are Yorkies?

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        • Lisa H
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          • Jun 2010
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          #49
          Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          While not an abomination I am not a fan of the Pot Noodle, but I have plenty of these in the cupboard.
          Your not taking short cuts are you Jo Freddie. Surly your cabin boy would cook you up some real ones.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            #50
            Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
            What are Yorkies?
            A chunky chocolate bar.
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            • Jo Freddie
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              #51
              Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Your not taking short cuts are you Jo Freddie. Surly your cabin boy would cook you up some real ones.
              No I am sticking to the directions given by God.
              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Instead, Pastafarians spend a few days of the month eating only Ramen noodles and remembering back to their days as starving college students.
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              • Lisa H
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                • Jun 2010
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                #52
                Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                No I am sticking to the directions given by God.
                Now your telling me there is college to become a pirate.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  #53
                  Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  Now your telling me there is college to become a pirate.
                  Oh poor Lisa you are such a simple creature. I spent my time at college studying computer architecture not Pirates.
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                  • Lisa H
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                    • Jun 2010
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                    #54
                    Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Oh poor Lisa you are such a simple creature. I spent my time at college studying computer architecture not Pirates.
                    So you to went to college to learn how to make computer cabinets. I thought that was an apprenticeship.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      #55
                      Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      So you to went to college to learn how to make computer cabinets. I thought that was an apprenticeship.
                      It had nothing to do with cabinets my dear Lisa.
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                      • Lisa H
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        #56
                        Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        It had nothing to do with cabinets my dear Lisa.
                        If Architects design houses, then computer architect's design houses (cabinets) for computers.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                          • May 2010
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                          #57
                          Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                          I'm afraid Lisa is correct Jo. If you went to college for "computer architecture", then all you did was hammer together special desks for computers, the kind with built in cabinets to store your hard drive and hide the cables. You should apologize for arguing with the lady and move on to something else.

                          It's alright if you are just a carpenter, Jo Freddie. Jesus was a carpenter.
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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            #58
                            Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            I'm afraid Lisa is correct Jo. If you went to college for "computer architecture", then all you did was hammer together special desks for computers, the kind with built in cabinets to store your hard drive and hide the cables. You should apologize for arguing with the lady and move on to something else.

                            It's alright if you are just a carpenter, Jo Freddie. Jesus was a carpenter.
                            While I have nothing but respect for those that work with there hands, my course did not involve the use of any hammers.

                            Computer Architecture
                            • the art of assembling logical elements into a computing device; the specification of the relation between parts of a computer system
                            • (computer science) the structure and organization of a computer's hardware or system software; "the architecture of a computer's system software"

                            It is to remember the years I spent as a poor student, coding the nights away in forth, 68000, rlt2 and cobol, trying to learn the finer points of the primitive scheduler, designing boolean logic circuits my body sustained by a diet of Ramen noodles and curry that I celebrate the Holy month of Ramendan.
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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              #59
                              Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                              RAMENDAN is almost upon us once again.9th July-7th August.
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                              • Brother Harold Porter
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                                • Jun 2010
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                                #60
                                Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                RAMENDAN is almost upon us once again.9th July-7th August.
                                That's nice, and thank you for reminding us. Any other insignificant dates of cult worship that you feel we might be even the least bit interested in?

                                In Christ
                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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