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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14589

    #76
    Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    A magnificent looking garment you have fashioned there.
    Thank you Mr Freddie, I only fashion magnificent garments, the black organza with red tinsel Hoefler Text Ornaments, having purple spotted + holographic flecked satin lining, is partucularly understated (compared to the rest of the outfit) I do think it's important not to get run over at night and the hooligans around here ..actually there aren't any hooligans around here but a terrible lot of heathens. The Methodist minister is a conservationist AND a leftie she would probably get on well with "Rev." Waynetta Kerr or that other maniac the Design woman with the attractive scarf. In fact I have some orange tulle left over from last week, there'd be enough for a scarf.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #77
      Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

      Looking for some interesting recopies for this festive season?



      YOU ENJOY IT AS A SOUP.
      YOU’LL LOVE IT AS A MEAL!


      •Stir-fry ramen with peppers and shrimp for a delicious noodle bowl
      •Bake layers of uncooked ramen and spinach smothered in pasta sauce for a hearty lasagne
      •Steam noodles and salmon in parchment packets for a dish that will impress any guest

      It’s that quick and easy! With just a few simple tricks, Ramen to the Rescue transforms the classic, can’t-fail pack of noodles into over 100 amazing, palate-pleasing dishes, like:

      •Bacon, Egg and Ramen Scramble
      •Minestrone Soup
      •Black Bean and Green Chile
      •Stuffed Peppers
      •Ramen-n-Cheese
      •Cold Noodle Salad with Grilled Beef
      •Ramen Bolognese
      •Pad Thai
      •Salmon Croquettes with Creamy Chili Sauce
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #78
        Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

        NO CHRISTIAN WOULD EVER EAT THAT JAP POISON! Take it elsewhere, demon!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #79
          Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Looking for some interesting recopies for this festive season?



          Not from you, Jo Freddie. We only have Paula Deen cookbooks in the Creeser household.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #80
            Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

            Originally posted by Zekie Boy View Post
            NO CHRISTIAN WOULD EVER EAT THAT JAP POISON! Take it elsewhere, demon!
            Scared of The Noodle Zekie Boy? Frightened its goodness will lead you to the truth and away from the lies you currently follow?
            Originally posted by John Cheesy View Post
            Not from you, Jo Freddie. We only have Paula Deen cookbooks in the Cheesy household.
            I hope you have a good cardiologist.
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            • Bjorn Jensen
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              True Christian™
              • Apr 2012
              • 2356

              #81
              Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

              After a quick talk with Johny Joe Hold, I am very proud to announce that the celebration of Ramadan is officially banned and illegal in Freehold this year, like all other years.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14589

                #82
                Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                After a quick talk with Johny Joe Hold, I am very proud to announce that the celebration of Ramadan is officially banned and illegal in Freehold this year, like all other years.
                Did he mention how that planning application for a series of minarets was progressing?

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #83
                  Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

                  Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                  After a quick talk with Johny Joe Hold, I am very proud to announce that the celebration of Ramadan is officially banned and illegal in Freehold this year, like all other years.
                  Like to see you try to stop me having a plate of Noodles.

                  You can say it is banned as much as you like but it will not stop anyone, how about banning the sun from rising in the morning, I think you will have just as much success.
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