[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

RAMENDAN is almost upon us once again.9th July-7th August.

What? You're no doubt promoting your high glycemic index pasta and bringing about Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes in the populace. You're worse than the cathylick highly refined white flour death wafer munchers.

Get lost, you reprobate pasta pusher.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

What? You're no doubt promoting your high glycemic index pasta and bringing about Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes in the populace. You're worse than the cathylick highly refined white flour death wafer munchers.

Get lost, you reprobate pasta pusher.

There are many ways one can honour Our Lord Noodle during this Holy Month, so your dietary requirements do not permit a Ramen type Noodle or conventional Pasta, fear not you can still have healthy Noodles.

Veggie Twister Easy Vegetable Cutter - Turn Your Vegetables Into Spirals or Spaghetti

The Holy Text show that Our Lord takes these things into account.
Eastern 3:11-20

But you, second mate, you called for the divine Garlic Bread but did not touch the Pasta.
Pray, tell me the reason!"
The second mate looked Him into the saucy eyestalks straight and without hesitation.
"Oh, Noodly One! I don't have to beg forgiveness, for thou knowest me and the reason.
Stricken with allergy, I can't eat the pasta made from wheat, though I long for it.
But the bread is made from rye, so I can eat it without problems."
Thus spoke He to the second mate:
"Rightly hast thou spoken and nothing wicked is in it.
As a sign of my grace I give this Anchovies Pizza to you and your family.
It will never grow stale and every noon it will renew itself until you will pass away and see my Hereafter, where there is the mighty Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory.

[WWJDnow]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

RAMENDAN is almost upon us once again.9th July-7th August.

No rahman for me, thanks. It makes me fard. I'll just have adab of salat, with a nice sirah or tatbeer. Sukuk only for yourself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

Is this your theme song for your pagan "holiday?"

[Didymus Much]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]...

Scripture doesn't come in Comic Sans. Just, no.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

Scripture doesn't come in Comic Sans. Just, no.

I like to use the glorious font as it get up the noses of people who really should find something-else more important to worry about.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

I like to use the glorious font as it get up the noses of people who really should find something-else more important to worry about.

I used to use all different fonts and everyone thought I was mad. They didn't show up on my browser except as slightly different sizes and until it crashed and I had to use a different one I wondered why I was getting all comments such as you probably get. I believe that one day you will post something sensible. But obviously it will not be in Comic Sans. Would you like to be sensible too? It is possible but not as a penne pusher. Do you wear a noodle turban during this jape-fest of yours?

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[Jo Freddie]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

I used to use all different fonts and everyone thought I was mad. They didn't show up on my browser except as slightly different sizes and until it crashed and I had to use a different one I wondered why I was getting all comments such as you probably get. I believe that one day you will post something sensible. But obviously it will not be in Comic Sans. Would you like to be sensible too? It is possible but not as a penne pusher. Do you wear a noodle turban during this jape-fest of yours?

No that would be inappropriate, the correct headgear for a Pastafarian come in two types,

The galley influenced type.

The Pirate influenced type.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

I suppose you lurk around at night during this cultic saturnalia of yours. The attractive cape I made for you is of a single fibre (satin); shown here hiding behind a bush note the lovely hang of the garment which will protect the general public from whatever sartorial nightmare you might otherwise be wearing.

To see the effect of striding boldy
in verdant sunshine – click on this
message for a flowing lines image

This garment has a vibrant golden lining. No doubt in addition to lurking you also crouch and leap so I took this into consideration for the cut of the lining. I think a gentleman looks so much better under these circumstances if there's a nice contrast, particularly when swooshing down from a tree because he thinks he's a bat (or other activity likely to reveal the inside of a cape).

shown here in a daylight setting

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

I suppose you lurk around at night during this cultic saturnalia of yours. The attractive cape I made for you is of a single fibre (satin); shown here hiding behind a bush note the lovely hang of the garment which will protect the general public from whatever sartorial nightmare you might otherwise be wearing.

To see the effect of striding boldy
in verdant sunshine – click on this
message for a flowing lines image

This garment has a vibrant golden lining. No doubt in addition to lurking you also crouch and leap so I took this into consideration for the cut of the lining. I think a gentleman looks so much better under these circumstances if there's a nice contrast, particularly when swooshing down from a tree because he thinks he's a bat (or other activity likely to reveal the inside of a cape).

shown here in a daylight setting

A magnificent looking garment you have fashioned there.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

There are many ways one can honour Our Lord Noodle during this Holy Month, so your dietary requirements do not permit a Ramen type Noodle or conventional Pasta, fear not you can still have healthy Noodles.

...

Let's face it, you pastafarians are getting way past the al dente - if not way past the shelf life of the legendary Andy Warhol 15 minutes of fame, and that's not to mention the solipsistic nature of your noodly deity or the sophomoric glee of your God mocking. And while we're at it, the same goes for your cohorts over at the Church of the Sub-Genius.

It's time to get serious about where you will spend eternity, and perhaps you want to reveal that your followers are not at all concerned with pasta but consider yourselves worm food.

[Paul Tarzan]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

What is Islam but the Arab version of Churchianity? Same religionists shoving stuff down other people's throats.

It's time they stepped away from religion into a relationship with Jesus!

[crispybrain]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

May you all have a happy Ramendan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

What is Islam but the Arab version of Churchianity? Same religionists shoving stuff down other people's throats.

It's time they stepped away from religion into a relationship with Jesus!

The mudslimes have relationships with camels, not Jesus.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I hope you are all preparing for Ramendan

A seasonal dessert.




Click Clack Gorilla's "ode to spaghettieis" celebrates a German ice-cream dish that looks like spaghetti Bolognese. The noodles are extruded white ice-cream. It was invented in 1969, and remains popular.