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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #46
    Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

    Originally posted by thimmer View Post
    Pasta boy? Shut up you lovely little gay guy... You wish to have a cock so deep inside of you - but you will never admit it!

    oh and something more polite... sorry for me outburst, but you really piss me off!

    This huy is on to something afterall....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch1UBta1sg4
    Good day, hellbound fool. Would you please make an introduction before making a fool of yourself elsewhere on our forum.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #47
      Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

      Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
      The fact that the Brits have a fetish for providing words with an extra 'u', does not change the meaning of the Holy Scriptures.
      So you are saying that the KJV-CFT is the product of a fetish? How would a perfect being using the scribes to produce a perfect book have let that happen?

      Again if they had a fetish for adding a "u" what other things have they added to the work?
      Are these statements not the same?:
      The color of the rose is red.
      The colour of the rose is red.
      Yes they mean the same, but that is not the point of this discussion, the language of "God" is claimed to be American, the language of the KJV-CFT is clearly NOT American.
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      • thimmer
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        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2010
        • 5

        #48
        Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Good day, hellbound fool. Would you please make an introduction before making a fool of yourself elsewhere on our forum.
        No Billy Booty Boy... Im just as much a fool as many of the people in here, from what i can read!

        and it seems to me, that words has a powerful meaning to you, so read my words with the same laugh as i read yours... not Gods... yours!

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        • Sister Christina
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 364

          #49
          Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Yes they mean the same, but that is not the point of this discussion, the language of "God" is claimed to be American, the language of the KJV-CFT is clearly NOT American.
          If God had been able to write down how he wanted them to spell the words, don't you think he would have written the Bible Himself?
          "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #50
            Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

            Originally posted by thimmer View Post
            No Billy Booty Boy... Im just as much a fool as many of the people in here, from what i can read!

            and it seems to me, that words has a powerful meaning to you, so read my words with the same laugh as i read yours... not Gods... yours!
            Yes, it looks as though you are about the fool that Jo Freddie is, if not a little moreso.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Jo Freddie
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              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #51
              Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

              Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
              If God had been able to write down how he wanted them to spell the words, don't you think he would have written the Bible Himself?
              That is the point, according to the doctrine he DID.
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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #52
                Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                Originally posted by thimmer View Post
                ... you lovely little gay guy... You wish to have a cock so deep inside of you - but you will never admit it!
                Project much?

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                • Sister Christina
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 364

                  #53
                  Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  That is the point, according to the doctrine he DID.
                  Sure. God has got his own typewriter.
                  "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #54
                    Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                    I must admit im a little bit shocked about the behavior of some atheists here.
                    Cranky Old Man has a lot of life experience, and all his proverbs are in line with the holy Bible.

                    Leviticus 19,32
                    Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I [am] the LORD.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #55
                      Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                      Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                      Sure. God has got his own typewriter.
                      According to the doctrine the scribes where his "typewriter" and he wrote through them, so are you saying the perfect God could not control them?
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                      • Sister Christina
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                        • Jun 2010
                        • 364

                        #56
                        Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        According to the doctrine the scribes where his "typewriter" and he wrote through them, so are you saying the perfect God could not control them?
                        Why should he control them? They were humans with free will and they did their job. If God had disapproved of what they did, the Holy KJV1611 Bible wouldn't be the holiest and most perfect of them all, now would it?!
                        "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #57
                          Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                          Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                          Why should he control them? They were humans with free will and they did their job. If God had disapproved of what they did, the Holy KJV1611 Bible wouldn't be the holiest and most perfect of them all, now would it?!
                          So it is perfect, no errors, no signs of the human frailties of the scribes within it?
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                          • Sister Christina
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                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 364

                            #58
                            Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            So it is perfect, no errors, no signs of the human frailties of the scribes within it?
                            The Lord is perfect! Praise Him!
                            "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                            • Teru mikami
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 15

                              #59
                              Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              So it is perfect, no errors, no signs of the human frailties of the scribes within it?
                              Finally you seem to understand.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #60
                                Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                                Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                                The Lord is perfect! Praise Him!
                                But is his book perfect or merely almost perfect?
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